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[Dansmithers]

Nah, I'd say that's just petty.
Then again, he fell off the jetty.

[TCM]

Battle will be judged tomorrow, since I finally updated my Syndicate game.

[TCM]

ROUND 2, BATTLE 1:

GAMERLORD

VS.

LORDBUCKET


THE STREETS ARE GONNA' FLIP!

Get out of my way, weak old man
You can't even occupy my entire attention span
Sit on down, before I have to use my sword
For we both know there can only be one true Lord

I'm the champ, you've got a broke leg
Gonna grind you up and make myself a powder keg
Blow up this entire competition
I'm getting tired of the weak ass lyrical repetition

You can't touch these raps even at full gallop
Better back down, my backhand packs a whallop
Little boy, you aren't bringing anything but weak shit
Typical for such a little meek bitch

Lord of the Bucket, we're waiting for you to kick it
Don't rap to the Lord of the Game, you can't match it
Take care with your strides, you don't want to break it
Cos when you do, I'll be there with a bullet.

GamerLord said he didn't really have any ideas for this verse. It show, I give it a Meh/10: Not excelling in anyway, but not bad either. Just battle versing. There's some nice wordplay and shit, yeah. Well, I don't have too much to say about it, so we'll move onto the LB's part and see how it compares to this.

Raw lyrics
Round two opens this battle of wit,
With gay-merlord vs Lordbuck-et!

First up, gamerlord, lamerlord, flamerlord.
Ya' gonna get gored, on my horn like sword.

What's with the gray hoodie and the brown mustache?
Brown's lookin' down, and the colors all clash.
Once the king of the xenomorphs,
Here on this board, 'bout the dorfs,
You're a former king, and now no-thing
So give it up for the white pony while she sing

I am Celestia, Molestia, Trollestia,
Your game's so lame, gamer, I'm the Bestia.
Pretty pony princess, don't you see?
I'm the Great White Goddess of all po-ny!

Supplicate, abdicate, beg and plea,
On your knees bow, and worship me!





Note
Great White Goddess is a pun. Celestia is a White Goddess in the form of a mythical creature, and The White Goddess is a book about poetry in myth...which is relevant because this is a poetry/rhyming competition.


Rhythm
ROUND two OPens this BAttle of WIT,
with GAmerLORD vs LORDbuck-ET!

FIRST up, GAYmerlord, LAmerlord, FLAmerlord.
ya' GOnna get GORED, on my HORN like SWORD.

what's WITH the gray HOODie and the BROWN musTACHE?
BROWN's lookin' DOWN, and the COLors all CLASH.
ONCE the KING of the XEnoMORPHS,
HERE on this BOARD (pause to snap fingers) 'BOUT the DORFS,
you're a FORMer KING, and NOW no-THING
(smooth triplets) (up)so give it up...(down)for the white...(up)pony while she  (down on sing)sing

I am ceLEStia, moLEStia, trollESTia,
your GAME's so LAME, gamer, I'M the BESTia.
PRETty pony PRINcess, DON'T you SEE?
i'm the GREAT white GODdess of (emphasis all three:) ALL PO-NY!

SUPplicate, ABdicate, BEG and PLEA,
ON your knees BOW, and WORship ME!


Rhyme scheme:


Round two opens this battle of wit,
With gay-merlord vs Lordbuck-et!

A
A

First up, gamerlord, lamerlord, flamerlord.
Ya' gonna get gored, on my horn like sword.

Two synchronous rhymes:

AAA (gamer, lamer and flamer)

-B (lord)
BB (gored, sword)

What's with the hoodie and the brown mustache?
Brown's lookin' down, and the colors all clash.

-A (-stache)
BBA (brown, down, clash)

Once the king of the xenomorphs,
Here on this board, about the dorfs,

A (-morphs)
A (dorfs)

You're a former king, and now no-thing
So give it up for the white pony while she sing

AA (king, thing)
-A (sing)

I am Celestia, Molestia, Trollestia,
Your game's so lame, gamer, I'm the Bestia.

AAA (Celestia, Molestia, Trollestia)
BBA (game, lame, bestia)

Pretty pony princess, don't you see?
I'm the Great White Goddess of all po-ny,

A (see)
A (-ny)

Supplicate, abdicate, beg and plea,
On your knees bow, and worship me!

AAB (supplicate, abdicate, plea)
-B (me)

Holy shit.

To start off, it looks like the trend of this whole tournament has been Nas Style. ("FUCK GAY-Z") Makes sense with channeling the force of the rapper in listed in the Top 10 Best Rap Battlers of All Time. Continuation of intro the second verse piles on the inter-verse rhymes.

The purpose of the third and main verse is to establish character and build up momentum.

All I can say for the last part is damn, look at that flow.

Spoiler: THE VERDICT (click to show/hide)

WINNER: LORDBUCKET!

L.B. was able to ambush and finish off GamerLord, who was winded after his first battle.

ROUND 2 - BATTLE 2:

DAVETHEGRAVE

VS.

CHEESECAKE


IT'S HARD TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME ON TIME, YOU KNOW IT'S TRICKY!

[Maxinum McDreich]

Let's go Cheesecake, let's go!

Also, nice Lordbucket. I really enjoyed reading that one. Not a single cuss, but wow!

[DaveTheGrave]

Sent.

[TCM]

With the magic of Street Knowledge, I have turned us all into gangsters.

[Ddynamo]

What did you do to do that?!?!?! Impressive. I should give you an award. I'm enjoying playing with my speech! Eat Spanish English to gangster translator. Comer Español, máquina traductora gángster

[Cheesecake]

Sending it soon.

[Ddynamo]

Sending it soon.

It had better be in gangster speak, or I'm going to be pissed off at you Cheesecake.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I wonder what my "rap" would look like whilst Gizoogled.

[TCM]

I wonder what my "rap" would look like whilst Gizoogled.

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DaveTheGrave, not straight-up pimped out,
No cos of Alexander,
See yo' name, biatch? I'll put you there,
And thus I'ma seal yo' fate.

Yo ass can't jump, but you can rap?
That's insane, it make no sense.
Yo ass must be thinkin dat I be dense
If you be thinkin I'm scared of dis shit.

I'm not a worm, I'm a Wyrm,
And as Great as yo ass is Grave.
To halflings yo ass is not brave,
How tha fuck can you win, biatch? Yo ass will squirm.

I've...not peeped you before,
But I peep dat yo ass is bull.
Yo crazy-ass "rap" falls before mah full
Rhythm, rhyme, mah rappin roar son!

[Cheesecake]

Your rap kinda reminded me of that one Regular Show episode, GWG. It was where Pops tried to use poetry in a rap battle against gangstas.

Also, I've sent my rap.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Your rap kinda reminded me of that one Regular Show episode, GWG. It was where Pops tried to use poetry in a rap battle against gangstas.

...Thanks?
Was that before or after the Gizooglification?

[Cheesecake]

Before.

[Dansmithers]

Hey, I signed up, biatches.