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[Mesa]

PTW. May or may not be signing in.

[Imp]

Ill try to skip around that topic, if we end up against each other.

*laughs*  I haven't signed up to compete here, and prolly won't.  Those too serve, who merely enjoy the thread.

[TCM]

MCCLAY KNOCKED OUT BY ABDICATION!

BATTLE 2:

MCCLAY

KASHYYK

VS.

DAVETHEGRAVE

LET'S RUMBLE!

[TCM]

Since the game is moving pretty slowly at this point, I'd like to periodically break the silence with some Real World Battle Rap News!

So one of the biggest newcomers in the past couple years to the Rap Game is named Kendrick Lamar. He raps about typical rap things; growing up surrounded by poverty, drugs, alcohol and gang violence, women, basketball, skateboarding, Now and Later Candies, dragons, asphyxiation, Saddam Hussein, etc.

He was guest featured in a newly released song by rapper Big Sean, where he laid out a battle verse out of nowhere against...well, everyone else.

"New niggas just new niggas, don't get involved/
...
I'm usually homeboys with the same niggas I'm rhymin' wit/
But this is hip-hop and them niggas should know what time it is/
And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale/
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake/
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller/
I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you niggas/
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas/
They dont wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas"

Well damn, all those people, and all the "new niggas" in their entirety. He attacked people who were on the same song as he was. That's unprecedented.And then he goes on further with a hot extended metaphor.

"What is competition? I'm tryna raise the bar high/
Who tryna jump and get it? You better off tryna skydive/
Out the exit window of 5 G5’s with 5 grand/
With your granddad as the pilot he drunk as fuck tryna land/
With the hand full of arthritis and popping prosthetic leg/
Bumpin Pac in the cockpit so the shit that pops in his head/
Is an option of violence, someone heard the stewardess said/
That your parachute is a latex condom hooked to a dread."

Shit. Wow. If that hit me I'd be dead. But I'm not a Rapper in the game, and these guys are. So, now they're all doing what they're obliged to do; hit Kendrick right back.

Several of the artists that Kendrick called out by name have already put out Diss Responses/Counterattacks, and more are in the works. In addition, the so-called "new niggas" have been coming at Kendrick like crazy. I'm look at these responses, and I don't even know who half of these rappers are. So far, Responses have been made by:

Joell Ortiz
Shizzy Sixx
B.o.B.
King Los
Mickey Factz
Fred The Godson
Iman Shumpert
Lupe Fiasco
Astro
Mysonne
KR
Cassidy
Dope Francis
JR Writer
Ransom
Kevin Hart
LeBron James
Eminem
Jay-Z
Nas
Tupac Shakur
Biggie Smalls
The Wu-Tang Clan
Skrillex
DeadMau5
The Jackson 5
Nirvana
Led Zeppelin
Paul McCartney
Billy Joel
Frank Sinatra
Beethoven
Mozart
Tchaikovsky
Barack Obama
George Bush
Bill Clinton
Hulk Hogan
Stalin
Billy Mays
Captain Crunch
Lauren Faust
Genghis Khan
Alexander The Great
Sun Tzu
Geronimo
ToadyOne
And you. That's right. You.


This is a massive event in Hip-Hop history, so many Responses have never been made to one song.

So, if any of you are actually aspiring rappers, go out there and Diss Kendrick Lamar. I'll be cheering you on.

[IronyOwl]

You should make that a bonus round for this game.

[TCM]

You should make that a bonus round for this game.

Bonus Round: Diss Kendrick Lamar. Not on these forums. Not even just Internet Text. You need to record an actually diss record and release it.

[DaveTheGrave]

I read th eittle and thought there was goign to be a verdict, bit I guess I was jsut confused. Either way that nigga cray.

[Kashyyk]

'reet, sorry. I've had an unexpected lack of internet for the past few days. I'll get on with writing my rap now.

[zombie urist]

Can you link to the Kendrick Lamar song?

[Imp]

Can you link to the Kendrick Lamar song?

Google is not your friend?  TMC gave us so much info about this rap.... I can only think any attempt to find it would succeed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2z4YSqcmus

[DaveTheGrave]

Kendrick even stopped the thread, hot damn.

[TCM]

MCCLAY KNOCKED OUT BY ABDICATION!

BATTLE 2:

MCCLAY

KASHYYK

VS.

DAVETHEGRAVE

LET'S RUMBLE!

(This is a slower one then usual, but meh flow kidna changes in my mind)

Oh, hey Kash.
Fat motherfuckers rapping about the past.
Up against the best.
Might as well just write a slash.

Face mishapen.
Destroyed cus' I smashed it with a passion.
Your rhymes are weak, mine are everlastin.
Just look at the way your getting blasted.

Look man, I'm the best.
My rhymes are straight shitting on your chest.
Right on your D-Cup Breasts.
You're less, it's a simple test.

This is too fucking easy
You cant even come close to beatin me.
Holes in your raps, I'll leave you in a comatose.
Run into your hospital bed and choke you with an old rope.

You better start writing an obioutaray.
Cause your rap careers history.
You shouldnt have been unlucky enough to fuck with me.

Just run away, go grab a pen from the stash.
And get writing, cause my shits already kash.
Lash your body to the train tracks.
Right after your skull gets cracked.
Bitch get smacked....up.
You're never gonna beat me buttercup.
If you wanna win a battle your rhymes are gonna need to shape up.

First verse is interesting. Besides the obvious fat-joke, there's the multiple interpretations of slash. Slash as in he should have just typed in "/", or perhaps a slash as in the slang for a Yaoi fanfiction.

The second verse starts with a not-rhyme. Oh well, the rest of it works with the standard beatdown stuff.

Third verse is just the same stuff, albiet with some colorful imagery mixed in with another fat joke.

Fourth verse has this weird progression of syllables that never quite fits together; 6-10/12-15. But at least there's a two-line attack.

Fifth verse would be cool if "historuaray" was a word. Sadly, that's not the case.

Final verse is an all out final assault. Violence and fat jokes aside, there's a cool play on the words "my shit's all ready kash" and "my shit's already cash" so that part is my favorite out of the entire rap.

Overall, it's okay stuff. Let's see what the new cat Master K has to offer.

DaveTheGrave? 
Behave and waive!
You're a knave, slave, bow down to the crowd fave!
You ain't saved in yo cave, here comes my tidal wave.

Now the flood water's gone, let's see who you are.
Just a drowned little boy, trying to go too far.
You're down in the ground, I'm up like a star.
You ain't even worthy of Kendrick Lamar.

You're an ant to me, I'm as big as the world.
Tremble in fear as my rap sheet's unfurled.
Hey there son, you're all twisted and twirled.
Maybe I should straighten you out before you get hurled.

Get out of your hole, I'm light years away.
Best do something now, 'fore I take the day.
I wanted a fight, but this is child's play.
I'm picking you clean, like the lunch buffet.

Don't waste my time, I got a planet to run.
You're a drone, a droid, stupid and dumb.
Jay-Z and my wookies gonna rip your arms out for fun.
I got 99 problems but you just ain't one.

Intro verse is a dominance verse and shows that Kashyyk can rhyme. Cool.

Second verse opens with a continuation from the intro verse's last line. I dig it! And that ending line is hilarious because of stuff like this:

Spoiler: Why you ain't mention me Kendrick (click to show/hide)

Third verse continues Kashyyk's AAAA flow, which is perfectly fine since it stays on-syllable.

Fourth line opens with a grave joke and the last line is a surprising unintended counter-attack to Dave's fat attacks, which make it even stronger.

Final verse is a Star-Wars/Jay-Z combo attack. Damn.

Spoiler: Goddamn. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: THE VERDICT (click to show/hide)

WINNER: KASHYYK

While Dave kept on track with his usual business, Kashyyk arrived to the game with a simplistic but effective flow, as well as some nice wordplay and reference work.

BATTLE 3:

LAWASTOOSHORT

VS.

MAXINUM MCDREICH

MORTALS CAN'T WATCH THE RAPS THAT UPPERCUT AND FINISH YA'!

[Cheesecake]

Whoa, Kashyyk is gonna be a Death Star someday. Geddit?

[DaveTheGrave]

GG nice win.

[Kashyyk]

Well played Dave.

OMG that gif.