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[Chink]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

[Xantalos]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

Fire elemental crocodile yes

[Chink]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

Fire elemental crocodile yes

Don't you mean explosivechunky meat sauce elemental?

[Xantalos]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

Fire elemental crocodile yes

Don't you mean explosivechunky meat sauce elemental?

Do you know how fast crocodiles move?
This RTD is crazy awesome. In 4 turns the jungle is burning down, I've scared the tiger off and now have a crocodile mount, and there's one sane person. 

[Chink]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

Fire elemental crocodile yes

Don't you mean explosivechunky meat sauce elemental?

Do you know how fast crocodiles move?
This RTD is crazy awesome. In 4 turns the jungle is burning down, I've scared the tiger off and now have a crocodile mount, and there's one sane person.

I have a lot of explosives, and if he's bit me, I'm probably going to be stuck to him anyways.

[Remuthra]

Good thing I'm just burning and suffocating instead if being raped by tribesmen.
...
*realizes the GM can see this*
Ohgodno...

Don't worry! If I encounter you I can get Kevin to eat you.

I still have explosives~

I have a crocodile named Kevin.

And if Kevin troubles me, I'll fed him nitroglycerin.

Fire elemental crocodile yes

Don't you mean explosivechunky meat sauce elemental?

Do you know how fast crocodiles move?
This RTD is crazy awesome. In 4 turns the jungle is burning down, I've scared the tiger off and now have a crocodile mount, and there's one sane person.

You called?

[Xantalos]

No.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Would the sane person be me?

[Xantalos]

Would the sane person be me?

Wait, you're in this?

[Remuthra]

Spoiler: Blake (click to show/hide)

Appearance: An older man, with pale skin and thinning gray hair. Artistic, poetic, dramatic!
Backstory: Meh. Let's just say he's burning bright, in the forests of the night.
Inventory: Books! Full of poetry and such by himself.
Skill: Writing

[Xantalos]

Huh. You've been overshadowed by the crazy. 

[Cheesecake]

It doesn't matter. We're all going to die.

[Xantalos]

It doesn't matter. We're all going to die.

I have Kevin and am Tony the Tiger. I'll be fine.

[Remuthra]

I started the fire. I have the power of Billy Joel behind me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh. You've been overshadowed by the crazy.

Yup. I'm too sane for this crazy group!

Let's see what happens when I wake up. Part of me is expecting the rest of the forest to have burned up and the tiger to be trying to jump into the tree I'm in.