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Author Topic: You are Another Wizard! - Library!  (Read 21843 times)

Harbingerjm

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Phoenixes and ridiculous landforms.
« Reply #210 on: July 27, 2013, 09:11:11 am »
Offer to sell him the information on where a pheonix missing its fire went.
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Phoenixes and ridiculous landforms.
« Reply #211 on: July 28, 2013, 10:44:44 am »
You offer the information to him. He offers you a bag of gold and a punch in the face.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Phoenixes and ridiculous landforms.
« Reply #212 on: July 28, 2013, 07:35:21 pm »
Offer him a magical enhancement to his armour.
Specifically, "Molten."
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Phoenixes and ridiculous landforms.
« Reply #213 on: July 28, 2013, 07:49:10 pm »
You offer to enchant his armor. He offers a punch in the face and a grunt.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Phoenixes and ridiculous landforms.
« Reply #214 on: July 28, 2013, 08:01:14 pm »
Perhaps I was unclear. REDUCE HIS ARMOUR TO MOLTEN SLAG.
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #215 on: July 29, 2013, 07:03:05 pm »
You guard your face and take both offers, gaining a substantial bag of gold in exchange. You take minor bruising from both hits, none of it on your face. He doesn't notice the extra enchantment you added, either. If he's as thick as you expect out of an adventurer, you doubt he'll notice his armor is about to melt until he impacts the pheonix. The impact should knock away any bits that didn't melt, and the rest will drop like molten slag as soon as a closer phoenix sets him on fire.

One does not simply punch a wizard, after all.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #216 on: December 08, 2013, 05:12:44 pm »
Stab him in the face, repeatedly. And then start throwing fireballs at him, if possible of course.
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #217 on: December 08, 2013, 05:21:49 pm »
Back off and let him get himself hurt. :p
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #218 on: December 08, 2013, 05:25:46 pm »
(From the sound of my previous post I think he was supposed to have left, but its not a huge deal wherever the adventure is. You guys decide while I find where we were headed)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #219 on: December 08, 2013, 05:27:46 pm »
Go find a starbound reference. :v
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #220 on: December 08, 2013, 05:41:33 pm »
Wait, where were we? After six months and a semester, it left my memory.
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #221 on: December 08, 2013, 05:48:58 pm »
The Ridiculous Mountains, apparently.

Also, let us make a mechanical hand-warmer to warm our hands so we can punch people better.
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #222 on: December 08, 2013, 05:50:07 pm »
As far as I can tell from a few previous posts back (and evernote notes) we are as follows.

Location: Phoenix Nests in the Ridiculous Mountains. (These are to the east of the academy we started at).
Name: Petra Arcane
Appearance: A tall woman who could easily be mistaken for a man.
Other: An aggressive female wizard who was magically checked to make sure she was actually a girl. Needless to say, this didn't help matters. She has an excellent tactical mind and is quite accurate with ranged weapons.

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There is an indecisive in the matter of moving, enchanted, armored adventurer, a phoenix which is missing its fire, and an active Fire-breathing Robutt nearby.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #223 on: December 08, 2013, 06:06:32 pm »
We should go:

Alchemize wood and metal!
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Re: You are Another Wizard! - Adventurers and sneaky enchantments.
« Reply #224 on: December 08, 2013, 06:32:32 pm »
Should probably go out of the mountains first though, otherwise we'd have to do the alchemy with phoenixes nearby setting things on fire. North, south, or eastwards?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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