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[Parsely]

^^^ +1 ^^^

[GreatWyrmGold]

-1

We're already probably a criminal, we don't need to become one of those terrifying serial killers they send in the big guns to find and take down.

[Harbingerjm]

Eh? We killed a looter, if the bounty the guard gave us for killing the goblin as a thief is any indication then nobody will care. Besides, we're right next to a Wizard school, I bet it happens all the time. Hell, not taking their delicioususeful and potentially valuable organs would probably be more suspicious, since that actually leaves a body behind for people to find!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Goblins and looters are not the same thing.

Unless we take the whole body with us, there's still bits for them to find, and if we do we're taking a corpse to the school, which is pretty suspicious.

[Harbingerjm]

Goblins and looters are not the same thing.

if the bounty the guard gave us for killing the goblin as a thief

Unless we take the whole body with us, there's still bits for them to find, and if we do we're taking a corpse to the school, which is pretty suspicious.

a) This is a Wizard school, is it really?
b) We can always turn it into something else, or any bits we leave behind at least.
c) "No, my friend here is totally drunk, and passed out after accidentally lighting themselves on fire, rolling around on the ground in a panic, and banging their head against the wall. See the charred bits of their clothes? Hah, they're never going to live this down! Still, I couldn't just leave them on the street unconcious, they might get shanked, and they owe me money."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Goblins and looters are not the same thing.

if the bounty the guard gave us for killing the goblin as a thief

Missed that.
Much less racist.
Still, no need to get human organs, especially since we don't even know their alchemal properties.

Unless we take the whole body with us, there's still bits for them to find, and if we do we're taking a corpse to the school, which is pretty suspicious.

a) This is a Wizard school, is it really?
b) We can always turn it into something else, or any bits we leave behind at least.
c) "No, my friend here is totally drunk, and passed out after accidentally lighting themselves on fire, rolling around on the ground in a panic, and banging their head against the wall. See the charred bits of their clothes? Hah, they're never going to live this down! Still, I couldn't just leave them on the street unconcious, they might get shanked, and they owe me money."

a. Yes.
b. Not quickly.
c. Um...

[Harbingerjm]

Still, no need to get human organs, especially since we don't even know their alchemal properties.

Actually, that's all the more reason to get them. For ScienceAlchemy!!

a. Yes.

We'll see, I guess.

b. Not quickly.

We're a Pyromancer. Yes quickly.

[Carnwennan]

Find out about any lectures on magic we might be able to attend

[Twi]

Combine the copper with the iron lizard to make pretty patterns of copper on it. Then show off your art skills, assuming you have any.

[Aklyon]

Find out about any lectures on magic we might be able to attend

Theres not any you could join today, the alchemy one finished up. Sunday is rather quiet of academy things.

You combine the copper and the cooked frog and the iron lizard statue, and create a statue of a lizard and a frog in iron and copper. The lizard is standing victorious over the frog. The frog is lying under the lizard. The statue is of average craftsmageship. You then return to where you'd left the looter and see a couple elves making off with it.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

An average lizard and frog statue made of iron and copper
A few cooked frogs
Burnt grass
Mauve swirly grass orb
Basic alchemy set
A couple flasks
A few water flasks
Bucket (water, nearly empty)
Partially constructed Mechastaff
Blasting Rod
Alchemical Bag
Shoes of Minor Magic
An average pile of gold, plus a handful.

[Carnwennan]

Oh sweet, they carted off the evidence for free!

No doubt they are going to eat the corpse.

Oh well, go buy some of the parts we need to turn our dead, slightly burnt frogs into undead, still-slightly-burnt magic cyborg familiars.

As in, stick copper gears on one of them and maybe combine it with the purple swirly thing.

[Furtuka]

Goblins and looters are not the same thing.

if the bounty the guard gave us for killing the goblin as a thief

Missed that.
Much less racist.
Still, no need to get human organs, especially since we don't even know their alchemal properties.

Unless we take the whole body with us, there's still bits for them to find, and if we do we're taking a corpse to the school, which is pretty suspicious.

a) This is a Wizard school, is it really?
b) We can always turn it into something else, or any bits we leave behind at least.
c) "No, my friend here is totally drunk, and passed out after accidentally lighting themselves on fire, rolling around on the ground in a panic, and banging their head against the wall. See the charred bits of their clothes? Hah, they're never going to live this down! Still, I couldn't just leave them on the street unconcious, they might get shanked, and they owe me money."

a. Yes.
b. Not quickly.
c. Um...

As a veteran of the first you are wizard I can assure you that sanity is not a common thing in this setting.

[Aklyon]

Anyone else have something to say about the elves, or should we just continue on?

[GreatWyrmGold]

What kind of elf are they?

[Aklyon]

The kind that runs off with other people's kills, of course. We haven't seen any other details yet.