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[GreatWyrmGold]

Heh. Fig-gnasher, you're cute when you're horrified over the moral implications of making money.

Hey, Xantalos, you're annoying when you're ignoring the moral implications of whatever sin you are contemplating.

Fig-Gnasher: Ready an action to attack any enemy cutebold that comes within reach. Guard Gladys.
X, Albus: CHARGE! The nearer one, to be specific.
Gladys: Um...Whatever you want, I guess. Just don't hurt Fig-Gnasher or yourself. By the way, Fig-Gnasher, is it fine if I call you Figgy?

[Xantalos]

Oh now you're just being petty, GWG.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Morality is petty?

[Xantalos]

Morality is petty?

Not in itself, but that's beside the point. You aren't a concept.
Or are you?

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm not a concept. So what?

[Xantalos]

I'm not a concept. So what?

Then you can't berate me for saying that morality is petty, because you're not morality.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...What?

[Xantalos]

Oh now you're just being petty, GWG.

Morality is petty?

You implied that you were the concept of morality.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...How?

[Xantalos]

...How?

'Oh now you're just being petty, GWG.'
'Morality is petty?'

Bolded for emphasis.

[IronyOwl]

Wretched 504s.

Heh. Fig-gnasher, you're cute when you're horrified over the moral implications of making money.

Hey, Xantalos, you're annoying when you're ignoring the moral implications of whatever sin you are contemplating.

Fig-Gnasher: Ready an action to attack any enemy cutebold that comes within reach. Guard Gladys.
X, Albus: CHARGE! The nearer one, to be specific.
Gladys: Um...Whatever you want, I guess. Just don't hurt Fig-Gnasher or yourself. By the way, Fig-Gnasher, is it fine if I call you Figgy?

This is good, but I have to wonder if "guarding" will do anything. I'm more concerned about preserving Gladys than finishing off the kobold, but I'm curious if having Fig-Gnasher just rush it would be any different or maybe even better. We'd still get an AoO if he tried to move around him, and we'd get a free attack regardless.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...How?

'Oh now you're just being petty, GWG.'
'Morality is petty?'

Bolded for emphasis.

My argument was based on morality. I was assuming you were referring to my argument as being based on petty concepts, as literally applying pettiness to physical objects is as nonsensical as literally applying adjectives to verbs.

Heh. Fig-gnasher, you're cute when you're horrified over the moral implications of making money.

Hey, Xantalos, you're annoying when you're ignoring the moral implications of whatever sin you are contemplating.

Fig-Gnasher: Ready an action to attack any enemy cutebold that comes within reach. Guard Gladys.
X, Albus: CHARGE! The nearer one, to be specific.
Gladys: Um...Whatever you want, I guess. Just don't hurt Fig-Gnasher or yourself. By the way, Fig-Gnasher, is it fine if I call you Figgy?

This is good, but I have to wonder if "guarding" will do anything. I'm more concerned about preserving Gladys than finishing off the kobold, but I'm curious if having Fig-Gnasher just rush it would be any different or maybe even better. We'd still get an AoO if he tried to move around him, and we'd get a free attack regardless.

Guarding reduces the risk that some hidden kobold would jump out of hiding or something, and also means there's a chance we can keep Fig-Gnasher out of direct combat--which is good, he's not made to take blows.

[Xantalos]

Now it's my turn to ?, but eh.
'You can't do slavery nyah nyah nyah'

[Jembot]

There is only one thing better than a homocidal kobold, and that is a cute homicidal kobold.

[Xantalos]

I find it funny to watch them squirm.