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[GreatWyrmGold]

Hm. This plan has been working better than expected. Soon the annoying rival will be out of--I mean, soon Amelia will have earned glory in battle?

Amelia: Lesser Healing on yourself, then retreat towards Albus!

Quigleyurk: Ride towards Amelia and wonder why no one except GWG seemed to think a ranged weapon was important.

[scapheap]

Hm. This plan has been working better than expected. Soon the annoying rival will be out of--I mean, soon Amelia will have earned glory in battle?

Amelia: Lesser Healing on yourself, then retreat towards Albus!

Quigleyurk: Ride towards Amelia and wonder why no one except GWG seemed to think a ranged weapon was important.

Because who need ranged when you can mash your big (insert innuendos) in to the foes.

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 2

Alright. That was a good nights rest. Now to just have X heal Amelia like I'm sure my clever players will req-

Lesser Healing: Amelia Style and run toward Albus!

Hm. This plan has been working better than expected. Soon the annoying rival will be out of--I mean, soon Amelia will have earned glory in battle? Amelia: Lesser Healing on yourself, then retreat towards Albus!

*Falls silent and stares blankly at the psychos trying to kill her through the fourth wall*

You heard the mob. Cast that healing spell now. Right in front of those attack of opportunity specialist Cutebolds. And if you survive that... try to run away, and provoke another round of them.

"I... I leave everything to anyone who isn't scapheap, X, or GWG!" *Raises her arms to call down divine healing, making herself vulnerable to the bloodthirsty Cutebolds*

Alright. So here is how this is going to work. The Cutebolds, with their bonus to opprotunistic attacks, can hit Amelia on roll of 9 or higher on a d20. With said bonus, the minimum damage of a single Cutebold attack will be enough to kill her.

So basicly I have to roll 8 or less on a d20 four straight times for her to live. LETS DO THIS!

...First roll is a 4

...Second roll is an 8, halfway there Amelia!

"Comeoncomeon.... Low rolls. No whammies... I don't want to die." *sniff*

.....And the third roll is an 11! Byeeeeeeeeeeeee Amelia!

"Noooooooooooooo...."

Ahem. The cutebolds set upon your rival like a swarm of piranhas, and begin to rip out her internal vital things one by one for consumption.

AMELIA HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN!

The cutebolds however get so worked up into a feeding frenzy. You can likely score some free hits on them now!


"Nope. I think I'll just leave. Your system gives me levelup progress for surviving encounters, not for winning them. Those cutebolds are clearly too distracted to follow me."

What? The players didn't give your permision to do that! I didn't give you permission to do that! You can't do that! And besides, don't you want to loot Amelia's corpse for her sweet swag?

"You want this battle rushed, remember? You need to turn off the computer. And besides a true and noble Paladin dosn't loot corpses... unless it is super convenient. Now then, I'm leaving, and that is final, so draw up the dungeon map you lazy bastard GM. And players, why don't you activate my Chindook’s Dungeon Sense, just pick a recruitment chance, a treasure hoard, or a bonus boss, and my god will show us where that is on the dungeon map. For the love of Chindook, DONT PICK BONUS BOSS!"

Alright. Sure. I have replaced the battle map with the dungeon map. Since this is the prelude, I will be nice and not include a bonus boss unless you are crazy enough to make Quigleyurk look for one. So have fun vo-

"Oh, and scapheap, GreatWyrmGold, thanks for helping me out with my little rival problem. I hope Ami's horse gets that bitches' soul." +2 Chemistry Points for GWG and X as well as scapheap and X!
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Party Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
scapheap +2
GWG +2

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 1 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
None Yet

Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

No combat taking place at the moment

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No baddies around at the moment

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is the dungeon exit you are trying to reach

[Xantalos]

Hehehehe. She left everything to anyone who isn't scapheap, GWG, or X.
Dibs on her everything!
I like playing with angel souls.

What's that?
Oh yeah. X, you should run.

[Weirdsound]

"Way ahead of you on that buddy. I'm running... erm riding out of here. Just tell me which room on the map to visit next, and perhaps activate my 'Chindook’s Dungeon Sense' if you want to help me find something awesome to run towards."

[Xantalos]

Why not the one on this left.

[scapheap]

Free angel soul? Yay.

Left

[Xantalos]

Free angel soul? Yay.

Left

Oi! I called dibs.
*swipes Amelia soul*

[Araph]

...This game has taken a turn towards the disturbing.

[Xantalos]

...This game has taken a turn towards the disturbing.

She did say everything.

[GreatWyrmGold]

To be fair, moving out of the kobolds' reach would also have incurred attacks of opportunity...

[scapheap]

To be fair, moving out of the kobolds' reach would also have incurred attacks of opportunity...

It did occer to me that X could heal her safety after my post and then I thought I hate jackass angels and left it.

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 2.5

Alright. I have properly and randomly genned up the dungeon map with at least one treasure trove, at least one recruitment opportunity, and other super secret special rooms of fun and/or doom.

...Sadly the room on the left is not one of them. It will just be a random fight against a couple Cutebolds or something a bit more nasty.

"Fiddlesticks. I just hope the players have gotten all the teamkilling out of their system for now."

You had best hope that. 'Cause you do exactly what they say or else. Anyway, I'm going to work on other stuff for a few days before I start the battle. Feel free to chat among yourselves or talk with Quigleyurk while you wait.

Don't forget you can do art and I'll give your suggestions more weight. Also, since you all clearly respect the characters in the party soooo much, I'll let you suggest a map image for the next battle and even tell me how tough you want it to be.

"And don't forget my Dungeon Sense ability I have been hinting about for awhile. Come on guys, I'd like to know where I can find some sweet swag or friends I don't hate!"

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Party Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
scapheap +2
GWG +2

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 1 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
None Yet

Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

No combat taking place at the moment

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No baddies around at the moment

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is the dungeon exit you are trying to reach

[Xantalos]

Fine then, man. Use yer dungeon sense.

[BunnyBob77]

We should use dungeon sense to reveal a treasure trove.