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[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 4

FIREBALL THE GREEN ONE

"Are you bonkers? I only get two Fireballs per dungeon. I shouldn't be wasting them on meer cutebolds!"

...Permanent debuffs = bad

"Permanent Debuffs? Weirdsound you dick! Okay Xantalos, Imma do as you say and fry that bastard then!

...Divine Chindook, hear your servant! I invoke you in the name of charity! Let us bestow the gift of warmth upon the wretched and needy! BURN BABY BURN!"

Albus runs his maximum distance, which puts you right in fireball range! You call upon your god for what can only very loosely be defined as charity, and hurl a puff of sacred fire at the Nukebold! The spell hits home, inflicting five damage on the little bugger.

The normal Cutebolds begin to close in around you. You notice that the green one moves quite slowly, and can't even get into melee range; its gear must weigh it down quite a bit.

When it does get within range we should make sure both X and Albus attack it before it gets its turn.

"Good call, I'll try to preempt the green guys strike. Comeon Albus, Lets tear him a new one!"

"Grrrrrrr.... Rugh! Rugh!"

Alright. Lets see how this turns out.

You charge the Adorable Atomic Terror on dogback, your new sword at the ready and prepared to taste kobold blood for the first time. Albus' fangs however reach the little guy first...

...But the wolfmutt's attack roll of 7 plus its bonus of 3 isn't enough to overcome the creatures AC. Albus gets only a mouthful of chainmail!

While the Cutebold is busy fending off your pet, you bring your sword down with authority! Your roll of 17 and your bonus of five is more than enough to score you a solid hit! 5 damage! You slice off one of the bastard's arms; the Cutebold passes out from pain and shock, and promptly bleeds to death.

"Ballin! I have just broken my late rival's seeming untouchable record of 0 kills!"

Don't get cocky yet! The other two Cutebolds move again. One of them gets into melee range of Albus tries to bite him, but with a roll of 4 and a bonus of 2, it fails to even break the skin of your noble lupine steed.

The other remaining foe will enter melee range as well next turn, so keep that in mind, and beware the Kobold AoOs!

"Kobolds are like little wicked disgusting pringles; you can't just stop after one. Come on players, lets waste em!"

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Party Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon) 1 Left
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
scapheap +2
GWG +2
IronyOwl +5

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 1 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
None Yet

Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kobold Cutebold

A charming creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and a knife. It wears animal skins if anything at all. Please ignore my fingers on the pog, I photographed it myself.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 9, 7 Max HP
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage

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Kobold Nuclear-Cutebold

A charmingly radioactive creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings... or mutating them. It wields fangs and a mace of uranium. It wears uranium chain-mail. It conveniently carries lead carrying cases for its gear, so that the party can safely loot its stuff.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d10+1 Damage
Defense: AC 13, 9 Max HP
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage
Hero-Deoptimizer: When a radioactive NPC scores a hit on a party member, that party member gains a minor but PERMANENT debuff

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
A room containing a sword in a stone alter is a Treasure Trove...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is the dungeon exit you are trying to reach

[scapheap]

Kill the closest one with sword and jaws

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 5

Kill the closest one with sword and jaws

"I'm on it. Hiiiiiiiiyaaaaa!"

You attack first with your sword. Your roll is only 8, but your attack bonus makes up for the lowish roll, and you score a hit nonetheless. Your damage roll is 4, and when that is added to your damage bonus of 3, you get seven, which coincidentally is exactly how much HP a regular Cutebold has. Your attack disembowels the poor creature!

Albus readies a bite attack in case the last Cutebold approaches...

...The last Cutebold approaches

...Albus uses his readied attack! The roll is a five, which when added to the canine's attack bonus of 3 is an 8... The Cutebold has an AC of 8. Screw it. Imma move things along and say it hits! The damage roll is a 4. Albus has a damage bonus of 2. The last cutebold is left with exactly 1 HP. It drops to its knees and begs for mercy!


"I can haz mecy plz? I knows where cool rume is in dis dungewon. I can haz tell you if u no make me ded."

"Hrrrrrm... Indulge my bloodlust, or find something interesting? Tough call. What should I say guys? Or should I answer just answer this sucka with my sword?"

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Party Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon) 1 Left
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
scapheap +2
GWG +2
IronyOwl +5

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 1 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
None Yet

Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kobold Cutebold

A charming creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and a knife. It wears animal skins if anything at all. Please ignore my fingers on the pog, I photographed it myself.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 9, 7 Max HP
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage

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Kobold Nuclear-Cutebold

A charmingly radioactive creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings... or mutating them. It wields fangs and a mace of uranium. It wears uranium chain-mail. It conveniently carries lead carrying cases for its gear, so that the party can safely loot its stuff.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d10+1 Damage
Defense: AC 13, 9 Max HP
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage
Hero-Deoptimizer: When a radioactive NPC scores a hit on a party member, that party member gains a minor but PERMANENT debuff

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
A room containing a sword in a stone alter is a Treasure Trove...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is the dungeon exit you are trying to reach

[Harbingerjm]

Spare cutebold, recruit it! Tell it we shall teach it the ways of combat and death, that cutebold-kind might rise up against the filthy halfling menace and destroy it. Imply we are a very smart cutebold wearing a halflings skin, if possible.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spare it. Recruit it. Ask its name.

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 6

Spare cutebold, recruit it! Tell it we shall teach it the ways of combat and death, that cutebold-kind might rise up against the filthy halfling menace and destroy it. Imply we are a very smart cutebold wearing a halflings skin, if possible.

"Alright. You can live. You can do better than live! I can teach you the awesome secrets of combat and death, you see, I'm actually just wearing the skin of a halfling an-"

"I can heer da playerz u kno. 'Sides eveerbody knos goggies r too smart too let Koboldz riding them. U r Halfwing"

"Fiddlesticks... How about this?"

*Prods Cutebold with sword*

"JOIN ME OR I FREAKING MURDER YOUR ASS!"

"...I can has join you plz?"

"Much better. Now what is your name?"

"...I ish called Fig-Gnasher"

"And what is this cool room in the dungeon you want to show me?"

"...It ish alter to Moggy-Boggy, teh god of theft, chaoses, and pointless triviers. Ish just north-west of here."

"Ballin. Well players, should we check that out? Or go somewhere else?"

"I can has healz first?"

"Only if the players make me, Kobold scum."

And while you all ponder where to go, and what to do with Fig-Gnasher, let me just add that Albus has leveled up! He gains 1 HP, because the dice decided he has gotten enough good luck this turn, and his first spell.

Choose Between Spells 'Fangs of Butchery' and 'Mark Territory'!

Also... Loot! Choose who caries what, and what if anything gets left behind.
+1 Cutebold Knife
+2 Cutebold Animal-skin Loincloths
+1 Uranium Shortsword
+1 Uranium Chain Shirt *cumbersome*
+2 Kobold Rations


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Party Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 1 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon) 1 Left
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon) 1 Left
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
Bunnybob77 -2
scapheap +2
IronyOwl +5

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Name: Fig-Gnasher
Race: Cutebold
Level: 1
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 7/7
Movement: 4 meters per round
Weapon On Hand: Cutebold Knife (+2 Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage)
Armor: I ish too cute to make ded? Right? (AC 9)

Other Items:
1 Kobold Ration
1 Cutebold Loincloth

Abilities:
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage
Cutebold Growth: Fig-Gnasher can become a Nuclear-Cutebold or Cutebold-Mage upon reaching level 3.
Loyal Kobold: Has a 1/6th chance of defecting to the enemy side at the start of an encounter against Kobolds of any kind. This ability will vanish when Fig-Gnasher gains 5 Chemistry with a player, or a teamwork level with another PC.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
GreatWyrmGold +2
Bunnybob77 +2

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 4
Survive 3 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 13/13
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
Fangs of Butchery (For rest of combat +2 Attack Bonus, +1 Damage Bonus, and the Butcher's Touch buff to caster. 1 use per Dungeon)

Chemistry:
Dariush +2

Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

No battle right now. Sorry.

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No baddies around ATM

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
A room containing a sword in a stone alter is a Treasure Trove...
A room containing a purple eye is under the heavy influence of a chaotic god...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is the dungeon exit you are trying to reach

[GreatWyrmGold]

1. What does Mark territory do? Debuff?
2. Heal the kobold.
3. Give the kobold the steel short sword and spare kobold rations, claiming the uranium gear for our mounted self and carrying the rest ourselves.

[BunnyBob77]

Let's choose Fangs of Butchery for Albus' ability, and take one of the cutebold knives so Fig-Gnasher can dual wield them.  Also, heal Fig-Gnasher.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We don't need the short sword if we've got a uranium...uranium is better than steel, right?

[Powder Miner]

FANGS of BUTCHERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
it is a better sounding ability than peeing on things, you see.

[BunnyBob77]

We don't need the short sword if we've got a uranium...uranium is better than steel, right?

Using a weapon made of uranium does not sounds healthy for us in the long term.  Maybe we should keep it to sell it to someone who doesn't know what radiation is.

[Weirdsound]

1. What does Mark territory do? Debuff?
2. Heal the kobold.
3. Give the kobold the steel short sword and spare kobold rations, claiming the uranium gear for our mounted self and carrying the rest ourselves.

"Arrfff.. Rooooooof!"

"Poor Albus can't tell you what his spells might do because the mean old GM zapped away his ability to talk on the first turn, remember? I guess you are just going to have to judge a book by its cover here. I miss my ability to read...

And you actually want me to heal him? You know hes just going to stab me in the back, right? Do you want me to die all of a sudden?" -2 Chemistry between GWG and X. -2 Chemistry between X and BunnyBob777

"...But since Weirdsound will just make me do it anyway, here goes. *ahem* Oh great deity of charity! Heal this bastard so that things will be more intresting when it shivs me in the ass!"

"Hehehe... thankish muches Mr. Wyrm and Yummy Bunny sirs. You can haz gratitudez. Alzo, letting mastah haz uraniumium gearz is great ideaz. Uraniumium ish totaly safe for non-newclear peeples. It toataly will not do anythings ebil two hur... Muhahahahaa!" +2 Chemistry between Fig-Gnasher and BunnyBob77, +2 Chemistry between Fig-Gnasher and GWG

[Dariush]

Aww, poor doggy. Can I be his interpreter? That is, so I'll be officially saying things (I think) he means? ^_^

[Harry Baldman]

We don't need the short sword if we've got a uranium...uranium is better than steel, right?

Uranium is extremely heavy. And radioactive. The radiation shouldn't bother us much - it's alpha particles, but uranium is also pretty toxic. You probably shouldn't hold it in your hands for too long or breathe in its vicinity.

So uranium really isn't better than steel to make a sword out of. Very few things are better than steel to make swords out of. You could use uranium for anti-materiel bullets and such, but not swords.

[Weirdsound]

Aww, poor doggy. Can I be his interpreter? That is, so I'll be officially saying things (I think) he means? ^_^

"Arrrrf! Arooooooooo!" +2 Chemistry between Dariush and Albus

Alright. It looks like Albus will be getting Fangs of Butchery.

You all should finalize loot distribution ow that the totally trustworthy hobbit eating Cutebold has told X the Uranium Gear is safe to use.

Also, y'all need to look at the map posted on the last turn and decide which way you are going. You ain't gonna accomplish much sitting around in a room with dead Cutebolds.