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[scapheap]

Ajax, Rave, Flesh-eater and I wanted to bring Dredbot, but it will be rip apart and it ranged weapon is unreloadable so X(and Albus)

[Lenglon]

Ajax, Gladys, Rave, and X+Albus

[Harbingerjm]

Hey! That was only 2 AP! We still have another to use on turning our new recruit into a useful engineer, right?

[GreatWyrmGold]

He was supposed to be Cutebold Indiana Jones!
When Kenji referred to himself becoming Dynamo, did he mean Daimyo?

The Cutebolds could use some practice. Them, Albus, and Quigleyurk.

[Harbingerjm]

He was supposed to be Cutebold Indiana Jones!

Oh, so that's why he was strangling that snake.

[GreatWyrmGold]

IT'S! A! WHIP!

[Weirdsound]

Bonus Chapter 1: What a Load of Scrap!

Turn 26

Hey! That was only 2 AP! We still have another to use on turning our new recruit into a useful engineer, right?

"The last action point was used by me slaving my ass off so that I could buy this party some food! When we don't starve, feel free to thank me."

When Kenji referred to himself becoming Dynamo, did he mean Daimyo?

"I was talking to electronic mockeries of sentient life, so I made an electronics pun. Pay more attention."

Actually the correct spelling didn't come up on my browsers spell check, and I was to lazy to goo-

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to look clever here!."

Just doing my job. Haters gonna hate.

...Anyway, I decided that a composite of the three votes I recieved would be X/Albus, Rave, Ajax, and the artist formerly known as Fig-Gnasher. Even with his improved hunting abilities, Albus fails to find a bonus foe. The battle map has been updated. Everybody but the Cutebold can get into Melee range this round.

"I can see the Viceroy's castle in the distance! Lets blaze through this hellhole, collect our loot, and get on with it!"

"It is good to be back in action. Armor and weapons systems are online and fully functional. Go time."

"I can haz murderz teh enginear? Murderz ish less fun if teh thing u maek ded haz no blud."

"Titans, GO!" *Strikes battle pose*

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Party Status

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Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The Size of Kenji. Baddies have been outlined in yellow since they kinda blend in with the map I chose.

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Scrap Beast

A nasty creature made by a rouge engineer - or something worse. Most scrap beasts are vaguely quadrupedal and have huge jaws: All the better to kill you and eat your items with my dear! Most of them have dangerous looking exposed reactors or fuel lines.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage
Defense: AC 15, 13 Max HP
Eat Item: On an attack roll of 17+, the scrap beast permanently destroys an item in a heroes inventory or the party inventory of the GMs Choice
Unstable Reactor: Has a 1/6th chance to explode each time it takes damage. A scrap beast that explodes inflicts 2d6+1 unavoidable damage to all adjacent creatures and then dies.

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Mad Engineer

A worshiper of Rust, the insane god of the scrapyard. Mad Engineers delight in beta-testing their monsters and weapons lethaly against heroes. Small Mad Engineers are Kobolds. Larger ones are Orcs, humans, or Demons. They all tend to be dangerous shots with experimental energy weapons.

Attack: +1 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Ranged Attack: +4 Attack Bonus, 2d6+3 Damage, 10m range, 1 round cooldown
Defense: AC 12, 11 Max HP for small units, 17 Max HP for big units
Repair Creature: Up to twice per dungeon, a mad engineer may restore 8 HP to an adjacent 'scrap' monster or iron demon.
Build Skeeter Bot: A mad engineer may use an engineering part to create a small flying robot that is hard to hit and will last for 1 battle.
Build Med Bot: A mad engineer may use an engineering part to create a small flying robot that heals an ally for 4 hp each round and that will last for 1 battle.
Build Iron Demon Larva: A mad engineer of demonic origin may use an engineering part to create a small metallic monster with good defenses and an unholy bite.
Creator's Rage: A mad engineer of orcish origins goes into a state of wild rage for 1d4+1 rounds if one of his created robots is destroyed.
Concealment: A small sized mad engineer takes a +4 bonus to AC when standing next to an ally or prominent terrain feature.
Genius Tinker: Once per battle, a mad engineer of human origin may skip the cool-down time on his ranged weapon and use it a second round in a row.

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Will be genned up after the first battle...

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
A room containing a swirling purple symbol contains an opportunity for the players to interact with the game world...
A room containing a golden altar is a recruitment chance...
A room containing a sword in a stone alter is a Treasure Trove...
A room containing a purple eye is under the heavy influence of a chaotic god...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is a way out of the current dungeon...

[Harbingerjm]

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to look clever here!."

!."

*Cough*
Good work getting more food though, Hiroshima Kenji. When the nuclear kobolds rise up and tear apart the haters for food, you shall be spared.

[Weirdsound]

"SHUT UP! I'm trying to look clever here!."

!."

*Cough*
Good work getting more food though, Hiroshima Kenji. When the nuclear kobolds rise up and tear apart the haters for food, you shall be spared.

"Grammar mistakes. Reaaaaaal funny. And I highly doubt whatever Kobold uprising you are predicting will occur before this food is finished."

[Harbingerjm]

It's more the principle of the thing.

[BunnyBob77]

Ajax, X: Shoot the mad engineer.  Rave, use dark missile on a scrap beast. Feaster, begin to move forward.

[Weirdsound]

Bonus Chapter 1: What a Load of Scrap!

Turn 27

Ajax, X: Shoot the mad engineer.  Rave, use dark missile on a scrap beast. Feaster, begin to move forward.

"Hrmmm... Well I guess that is all the suggestions we are getting for now. Have at em guys!"

"Orders confirmed. Target in sight. Wind resistance calculated and clearance to fire delivered. Opening Fire..."


The Time Traveling Super Soldier opens fire on the poor engineer, and with a natural attack roll of 20, a critical hit would be threatened even without Ajax's improved headhunting proficiency. The roll to confirm is an 8, which after adding the Sniper's attack bonus is enough to land the crit... or would be. If Ajax didn't have his attack bonus reducing training scope attached to his gun.

...The Sniper's luck however returns on the damage roll, as he inflicts 18 damage; only two less than his maximum and enough to kill his beefy target in a single shot. THE MAD ENGINEER HAS BEEN REDUCED TO A CLOUD OF RED MIST AND PLASMA!

"Target neutralized. Recharging weapon."

"Ballin. Looks like I don't even have to lift a finger here! Good shot Ajax."

"My turn then! *Ahem* I Rave of House Omega, servant of the Elven Pharaoh and Valedictorian of the Desert Academies' Dark Magic Program, call upon the powers of blackest night to smite my foes! Dark Missile FIRE!"

Rave unleashes a projectile of dark energy at the nearest Scrap Beast, which hits the target dead on, but only inflicts a measly 4 damage. The Scrap Beast does not self destruct. I'll mark the injured one with a black halo this turn.

Flesh-Feaster trudges forward to get as close to the battle as his encumbering armor will allow him...

Two of the beasts spot the Cutebold's movement and charge him! The first beast makes an attack roll of 7. Even with an attack bonus of 4, that is not nearly enough to break through Feaster's Atomiclicious AC of 17. The beast's teeth get a bit dented from the attempt.

The second Scrap Beast rolls a 3, and has no more luck in attack the Nuclear Cutebold than it's friend.

The third Scrap Beast starts moving towards the anoying Elf that shot him with Dark Energy!


"Shitshitshit! Its gonna try to melee combat with me!"

"Buhahahahaaaaaa! Flesh-Feaster can haz invincibulz! I maek u garbag monstah's ded now!"

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Party Status

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Battle Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1 Meter = The Size of Kenji. Baddies have been outlined in yellow since they kinda blend in with the map I chose.

Enemy Stats:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Scrap Beast

A nasty creature made by a rouge engineer - or something worse. Most scrap beasts are vaguely quadrupedal and have huge jaws: All the better to kill you and eat your items with my dear! Most of them have dangerous looking exposed reactors or fuel lines.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage
Defense: AC 15, 13 Max HP
Eat Item: On an attack roll of 17+, the scrap beast permanently destroys an item in a heroes inventory or the party inventory of the GMs Choice
Unstable Reactor: Has a 1/6th chance to explode each time it takes damage. A scrap beast that explodes inflicts 2d6+1 unavoidable damage to all adjacent creatures and then dies.

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Mad Engineer

A worshiper of Rust, the insane god of the scrapyard. Mad Engineers delight in beta-testing their monsters and weapons lethaly against heroes. Small Mad Engineers are Kobolds. Larger ones are Orcs, humans, or Demons. They all tend to be dangerous shots with experimental energy weapons.

Attack: +1 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Ranged Attack: +4 Attack Bonus, 2d6+3 Damage, 10m range, 1 round cooldown
Defense: AC 12, 11 Max HP for small units, 17 Max HP for big units
Repair Creature: Up to twice per dungeon, a mad engineer may restore 8 HP to an adjacent 'scrap' monster or iron demon.
Build Skeeter Bot: A mad engineer may use an engineering part to create a small flying robot that is hard to hit and will last for 1 battle.
Build Med Bot: A mad engineer may use an engineering part to create a small flying robot that heals an ally for 4 hp each round and that will last for 1 battle.
Build Iron Demon Larva: A mad engineer of demonic origin may use an engineering part to create a small metallic monster with good defenses and an unholy bite.
Creator's Rage: A mad engineer of orcish origins goes into a state of wild rage for 1d4+1 rounds if one of his created robots is destroyed.
Concealment: A small sized mad engineer takes a +4 bonus to AC when standing next to an ally or prominent terrain feature.
Genius Tinker: Once per battle, a mad engineer of human origin may skip the cool-down time on his ranged weapon and use it a second round in a row.

Dungeon Map:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Will be genned up after the first battle...

Map Key:
The brown boxes are rooms...
A room containing a swirling purple symbol contains an opportunity for the players to interact with the game world...
A room containing a golden altar is a recruitment chance...
A room containing a sword in a stone alter is a Treasure Trove...
A room containing a purple eye is under the heavy influence of a chaotic god...
The lines show which rooms connect to each other...
The main character represents the parties current location in the dungeon...
The exit sign is a way out of the current dungeon...

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[GreatWyrmGold]

Me: Congratulate Ajax. Nice shot, Ajax! I hope your next one is as good. And ideally all the others.
Ajax: Shoot the closest scrapbeast.
Quigleyurk: Shoot the closest surviving scrapbeast.
Flesh-Feaster: Attack the left scrapbeast.
Rave: Wish you had a ranged weapon, then Dark Missile an injured scrapbeast.

[Weirdsound]

"Thank you for the moral support sir, but my gun requires a round of cool down. I'm afraid I cannot follow your current orders. My Apologies." +1 Chemistry between GWG and Ajax!

[GreatWyrmGold]

It's not your fault, Ajax. Feel up to a knife-fight?