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[Weirdsound]

What is this crazy shit?

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Glad you asked. This a tactical adventure game, set in your bog-standard high fantasy world with magic, gods, and the works. This will be modeled after a Rougelike or a TTRPG; characters who hit 0 hp die and will likely stay dead. That may sound harsh, and it is, but as your GM I promise to make each death hillarious and to find a way to keep the game moving if the main character kicks the bucket. (The main character won't kick the bucket. Bucket kicking is a boring and not-cruel-enough way to die)

Updates on this will be kinda slowish, as both my novel in progress and the full blown RPG I am designing and running take priority to this. If I update this more than once or twice per week, please chew me out and tell me to be productive elsewhere.

What are the rules?

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Awww man... we have to have rules? Ah well.

This is standard suggestion game fare. You, the players, tell the dude or dudette under your control what to do, and I the GM make said character perform the most popular or hilarious actions to the best of his or her ability.

I have some d20 system inspired rules. What a character can do mechanically will be listed on that characters sheet. Feel free to try and do things outside of the combat mechanics though, who knows what kind of fun stuff will happen.

Also, a little bonus for the artistic types playing along. I want this to be a proper ISG, but my name isn't freeformschooler and I kinda suck at the art bit, so if you post an original image of a party member or other recurring character, and give me permission to use it, I'll count your action vote double. I'll just rip tiles from the dwarf fortress and other ASCII roguelike graphics packs in the meantime.

Pro Tip: Don't try doing the art for extra voting power trick during character creation, because we don't know what the characters look like yet, smartass!

Aaaaaand without further ado, the game!

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You are a halfling, or a hobbit if you will, from the halfling capital town of Southbrook. These days you make your living as a humble preacher and alternate criminal judge, but you are a trained Paladin of Chindook (god of charity, light, adventure, and awesomeness™) and have a bit a of battle experience, from the last war against the Kobolds, under your belt.

Last night Chindook interrupted your perfectly good dream about a childhood crush, and told you to go and rescue the Halfling Governor, who is being held in the castle of the Demon Viceroy and subjected to some kind of dark magic. You don’t know what they are doing to the Governor or how long it will take, so you have to move quick. Trying to round up a posse would be ill advised, as the locals would think you crazy; the Governor often vanishes for days on his 'fishing trips', so it would take time you don’t have for people to believe that he has come to any harm.

You Begin Making your Preparations:

You write a quick letter to your family in a nearby village, letting them know you’ll be out of town, and setting your affairs in order in case the worst happens to you. With what name do you sign the letter? (Give me a gender as well, if the name does not make it obvious)

Next you visit the temple kennels, and select a Riding Dog for your upcoming adventure. There are a handful of solid canines, and as a Paladin you are entitled to your pick of the litter.

Choose a bitch to ride! Or a male dog if thats how you want to roll:

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-Ling is a Pit Bull rescued from the dogfight pits and taught to handle the saddle. She is more aggressive and inflicts more damage than the other dogs.
-Brandy is a Saint Bernard bred at the best kennels and sold to the temple as a puppy. She is generaly healthier and can take more abuse than the other dogs.
-Herman is a German Sheppard who is sometimes used in combat by the town watch. He is more clever than most dogs, and can be controlled directly by the player like a sentient party member even when not being ridden.
-Lance is a massive Great Dane who went out on a quest with a halfling paladin last month, and returned alone a week later. Lance has a longer stride than the other dogs, and is more mobile in battle.
-Albus is a wolf/bloodhound mix, born to a neighbor who let his bitches wander the town freely. He is a great hunter and tracker.

The market is your next destination, and you bring your meager life savings. You are sure if you save the governor will recieve a huge reward, so you might as might as well splurge on some gear. You always keep your sword sharp, you still barely fit into your armor, and your brother sent you a good sized pack of jerky for your birthday, so the basics are taken care of.

Buy one of these thing, you damn capitalist pig:

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-The set of scripture scrolls will let you cast more spells per dungeon, and lets you start with a few new ones as well.
-The set of tactical scrolls will make you more effective at leading any allies you may come across.
-The set of alchemy scrolls will help you identify and make use of potent plants and minerals
-The hunter’s kit includes a sling, a blowgun, some poison darts, and the tools to dress and clean a corpse.
-The wand of holy smiting will make the bad guys hurt... badly. It has seven charges
-The canine armor set will make your dog of choice more effective in combat
-The dwarven-crafted sword will let you hit harder
-You could just keep your gold. Gold is always useful for shopping in more exotic places, hireing mercenaries, and giving to bandits so they don’t murder or enslave you

By the time you finish you shopping it is already mid-afternoon. Perhaps you should just spend the rest of the day preparing, and depart tomorrow...

Choose how you want to waste your time:

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-You round up and sell your household goods and useless trinkets you took during the old war as trophies so that you can afford more stuff at the market... (Pick one additional item from the shopping list)
-You spend the afternoon convincing a friend you are not crazy, and then convincing them to accompany you. (Start with a random party member. The GM rolls a d10, higher results mean a better ally. A 1 is likely a lazy teenager with no skills, seven is somebody at about your level, and 10 is somebody who is about one and a half times as effective as you are.)
-Ride off at once, there is no time to spare. (You get a bigger delayed bonus at the end of the prelude)

Sooner or later it is time to go. The Demon Viceroy’s Castle isn’t too far, but the path is split three ways and none of them are safe. When you reach the fork, you spend a few minutes pondering which way to go...

Choose the prelude dungeon you wanna go die in!

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-The Ichor Swamps are full of useful plants and strange magic that could help you storm the castle, if you can brave the wild beasts and monsters to get at them.
-The kobolds of The Kobold Den won't put out the red carpet for you, but they are big time hoarders and about the same size as halflings, so you are sure that you can loot all sorts of awesome swag that fits you off their wretched corpses.
-The Bandit’s Road is chock full of nasty human and demon bandits. Fun Fact: Bandits tend to carry lots of gold, and dead bandits won't complain if you take it.

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Party Stats:

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Name: *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 3 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round
Weapon On Hand: Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Dog Leash
Dog Harness
Dog Saddle
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

[Weirdsound]

Graveyard:
(In order of death)

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Name: Amelia
Race: Half Halfling and Half Angel
Level: 5
Survive 4 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 0/17
Movement: 6 meters per round
Weapon On Hand: Holy Flail (+6 Attack Bonus, 1d12+3 Damage)
Armor: Enchanted Robe of Celestial Immodesty (AC 14)

Other Items:
250 GP
Pouch of 15 Ninja-Stars (+3 Attack Bonus, Range of Five, 1d6+3 Damage, May Cause Bleeding)

Abilities:
I Can Do Anything Better Than You: If the main character rolls an 18-20 on an attack roll, Amelia's next attack roll is a natural 20.
Celestial Defenses: Amelia takes half damage from all elemental attacks, except for Holy attacks (which she takes no damage from), and Unholy attacks (which she takes double damage from).
Celestial Dash: If Amelia moves 5 or more meters before attacking with a melee weapon, her attack inflicts an additional +3 damage.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Swarm of Doves (10m Range and 3 meter blast radius. Inflicts 2d4+1 Damage, May cause blindness and never causes friendly fire, 2 uses per dungeon)
Force Ascension (Mortal Opponent makes a save or ascends to heaven, 1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
GWG: -2

Bestiary:
(In order of appearance)

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Kobold Cutebold

A charming creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and a knife. It wears animal skins if anything at all. Please ignore my fingers on the pog, I photographed it myself.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 9, 7 Max HP
Opprotunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opprotunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage

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Kobold Cutebold Mage

A charming creature that loves nothing more than magicly killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and spells. It wears animal skins if anything at all, and a ceromonial dog-skull hat. It is attuned to the elements of water and air.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 5, 8 Max HP
Water Attuned Mage: A Cutebold mage takes half damage from the water element, and can learn two water element spells in a situation where he or she could learn one spell.
Air Attuned Mage: A Cutebold mage takes half damage from the air element, and can learn two air element spells in a situation where he or she could learn one spell.

Spells:
Air Missile (15m Range. Inflicts 2d4+1 Damage, 4 uses per dungeon)
Spawn-Water-In-Lungs (3m Range, Inflicts the drowning debuff, 4 uses per dungeon)
Cutebold Twister (Creates a 2m Blast anywhere in sight. Inflicts 1d4+2 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Riverblade (Targets any weapon within 10m. That weapon inflicts two additional water damage for the rest of the battle, 2 uses per dungeon)

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Kobold Nuclear-Cutebold

A charmingly radioactive creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings... or mutating them. It wields fangs and a mace of uranium. It wears uranium chain-mail. It conveniently carries lead carrying cases for its gear, so that the party can safely loot its stuff.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d10+1 Damage
Defense: AC 13, 9 Max HP
Opportunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opportunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage
Hero-Deoptimizer: When a radioactive NPC scores a hit on a party member, that party member gains a minor but PERMANENT debuff

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Undead Superconstruct

The Kobolds craft these things in the fleshworks on a much lower level of the Kobold Den. Be glad you are only passing through this dungeon and not trying to get to the bottom or anything... This one seems to have been sentient for some reason, but has entered a mindless rage upon hearing that you were going to save the Human and Elf. Guess you are going to have to kill it now, or die trying.

Attack: +4 Base Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage
Defense: AC 7, 40 Max HP
Two Fists: In its large Rageform, an Undead Superconstruct can attack twice per round

[scapheap]

Brandy, dwarven-crafted sword, friend, Kobold

[GreatWyrmGold]

"X," as we are illiterate, but our name is Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp. (This took too long to make, but is worth it.)
Jobfic is Hobet for "Priest-Fighter," while "ov-" means "of" and in names refers to parents (in Quigleyurk's case, her mother). The full name includes the parent's profession and ancestors, as well as certain notable deeds done by the person and his/her ancestors.

Albus

Hunter's Kit

Chat with a friend

Kobold Den, our blade thirsts for more koblood!

[Araph]

Name: Baloof the Halfling Hero. (The title is a vital part of any signature.)
Dog: Herman the German Shephard.
Item: Canine armor (just because it would look totally awesome).
Waste of Time: Convince your friend to come along FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Route: Death to the blasphemous bandits!

[Xantalos]

Oh yes PTW.
By the way, are we paladin of an evil god? Those exist, you know.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We're a paladin of the God of Charity and Light, among other things.

Very sinister.

[Xantalos]

We're a paladin of the God of Charity and Light, among other things.

Very sinister.

Darnit.

[Weirdsound]

Alright. So I've been thinking... I want to make this game stand out...

How to do that...

Hrmmm...

I know! Watch this guys!

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Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 1

Hey guys. I'm weirdsound. I'll be your GM. I think that is short for 'God-Man' or something. Its basically my job to make sure the characters in this game do exactly what you the players say, and to make them suffer the consequences of your actions. And holy shit, I'm huge. I should look into fixing that next update. Bigger is better and all, but this is a bit much.

Anyway. Lets get the show on the road. You are Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp, or X for short, because you can't read or write, so that is how you sign your name. You are a bad ass halfling Paladin out to save the Governor from the Demon Viceroy!

"What the hell? GWG's suggestion is for a female character, and this is very clearly a male pog you gave me! And why am I so out of focus? I'm not even wearing armor or holding a weapon for gods sake!"

....

Erm. It was the 'halfling' monster tile from Stone Soup. I'm lazy. Lets just say you are a Tomboy, or pray that one of the players will be merciful and make you a better image. Anyway moving alon...

"No... Sod that. GWG's suggestion can't be the canon one! He say's I'm illeterate, and I CLEARLY wrote a letter. You said so yourself in the OP!"

...........Your right. I should fix that.

"Thank yo-"

*click* I SMITETH THEE WITH THE GOD MAN MOUSE!

...There. I just deleted your ability to read. Now you are in compliance with the suggestion. You are welcome.

"...Fiddlesticks"

Okay. Now that we are finished sorting out canon and suggestion issues, lets get you a dog. Each suggester offered something different, so lets go to random .org and roll the mythical d3 to pick.

...Its a 2. Going in order, that means GWG gets his way again. Everybody welcomes Albus the bloodhound-wolf mutt thing!

"Why am I a wardog? You do know that Stone Soup, the very game you took this image off of, has a wolf tile! You sir are a lazy fuc-"

*Click* DOGS DON'T TALK!

"Woooof! Arooooooooooooooooooo!"

Alright... Now then. Lets do your shopping X. This looks like another job for the d3! Lets see what you get...

"Ballin! A 1! That means I get the Dwarven Sword Scapheap wanted for me! Now I can dump my old blade on my helpless newbish friend when random.org makes my starting partner roll a 1 or 2."

Right... well lets see. You spend the afternoon convincing your friend that you are not crazy, and by the time the sun sets he or she is about to agree to travel with you... *Rolls dice*

Mother of god... Its a 9. You lucky bastards get a 9/10 ranked partner to start the game!

...Alright. You almost have your fellow paladin, best friend, and long time crush Jorgen convinced to tag along, when all of a sudden your half-angel rival Amelia bursts into the temple! Amelia has always been one step ahead of you in training, and she even has a pog that I cared enough to put effort into!

"Hey X! I'm better than you in every way, and I'm going to tag along, kill the Demon Viceroy, save the Govenor, and steal all your credit. There ain't a damn thing you can do about it either!"

"Wonderful. Just kill me now."

"Oh! Please do that Weirdsound, then I could be main character!"

Hrrrrrmmmmm.... Nope.

With your suicide vetoed and your new 'friend' Amelia in toe, you set out to save the governor, and chart a course into the dreaded Kobold Den! Four adorable and bloodthirsty cutebolds guard the entrance. They should be no match for you, let alone you and Amelia. Albus' Hunter ability fails to activate, so no additional monsters join the scuffle.

Players, X and Amelia are yours to command. Do try not to get them both killed in the first battle of the prelude...

"Hey! What about my awesome dungeon map peeking ability! Don't I get to do that?"

I havn't made the dungeon map yet. I'll do that if the Kobolds don't kill you. Now then, shut up and let me do the end of turn Stats stuff!

... Oh, and players, don't forget, you can draw an awesome or humiliating picture of one of the characters. If you do, I'll use it, and give whatever you tell them to do extra consideration for the next turn!

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Party Stats:

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Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 3 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

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Name: Amelia
Race: Half Halfling and Half Angel
Level: 5
Survive 4 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 17/17
Movement: 6 meters per round
Weapon On Hand: Holy Flail (+6 Attack Bonus, 1d12+3 Damage)
Armor: Enchanted Robe of Celestial Immodesty (AC 14)

Other Items:
250 GP
Pouch of 15 Ninja-Stars (+3 Attack Bonus, Range of Five, 1d6+3 Damage, May Cause Bleeding)

Abilities:
I Can Do Anything Better Than You: If the main character rolls an 18-20 on an attack roll, Amelia's next attack roll is a natural 20.
Celestial Defenses: Amelia takes half damage from all elemental attacks, except for Holy attacks (which she takes no damage from), and Unholy attacks (which she takes double damage from).
Celestial Dash: If Amelia moves 5 or more meters before attacking with a melee weapon, her attack inflicts an additional +3 damage.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Swarm of Doves (10m Range and 3 meter blast radius. Inflicts 2d4+1 Damage, May cause blindness and never causes friendly fire, 2 uses per dungeon)
Force Ascension (Mortal Opponent makes a save or ascends to heaven, 1 use per dungeon)

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Battle Map:

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1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

Enemy Stats:

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Kobold Cutebold

A charming creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and a knife. It wears animal skins if anything at all. Please ignore my fingers on the pog, I photographed it myself.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 9, 7 Max HP
Opprotunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opprotunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Technically, X is just what Quigleyurk signed.))
((Oh, and before I forget: Nice update.))

Have Amelia charge into the midst of the cutebolds! Wish we had a hunter's kit to shoot them with!

[freeformschooler]

((Hahahahhahha oh God, this is gonna be great.))

[Cheesecake]

(lolwutptw)

[Weirdsound]

Prelude: Storming the Castle

Turn 2

Technically, X is just what Quigleyurk signed.

"Yeah. Like I'm going to pronounce 'Queergayurk' everytime I want to talk to that loser. I'm going to keep calling her 'X', and their ain't a damn thing you can do about it."

...Have Amelia charge into the midst of the cutebolds!

"Craaaaaaaapp..."

"You heard GWG, make with the reckless charging Amelia."

*coughHactielisthedumbestcharacterinthatdungeonsgamecough* "I mean... FOR CELESTIAL GLORY!"

Amelia charges foward, but can't quite reach melee range with any of the Kobolds, even with her celestial movement speed.

Seeing as she is now a sitting duck, the Cutebolds all set upon her! The first little bastard takes a snap at our half angel friend and rolls a 12... which when added to its bonus of 2 perfectly ties Amelia's AC of 2. Because it is too late to give serious consideration to the philosophical and game theory ideas on the matter of who wins a tie, I'll just give it to the party member this time. After all, the poor girl still has to fend off 3 more...

The second cutebold charges Amelia, and gets her right in the neck with a natural 20 dagger roll! The roll to confirm the crit is just a six however, so the attack fails to find that major artery that people stab to quickly evacuate all the blood from their victim. The attack however still ends up dealing the maximum 7 damage.

The second cutebold bites into Amelia's leg with an attack roll of 18 and a damage roll of five. She has lost alot of blood... this last attack could mean the end of her.

The final baddie however rolls a six, and the half angel is able to duck under the potential finishing blow!

"Are you trying to get me killed, you bastard wyrm thing you?" -2 Chemistry between Amelia and GWG.

"I have no order this turn. I guess I'll have Albus creep forward with me a bit so I'm in a better position to help. On that note, Weirdsound, why the hell did you rush the turn without waiting for orders for me?"

I seem to be having technical issues with Maptools. It wont let me save your campaign file as it seems to be perpetualy stuck autosaving. I'll lose the map positioning and size as soon as I close Maptools or turn off my PC, so I want to rush this fight. Sorry about preempting the turn and whatnot. I'll leave my computer on overnight in standby mode, and try to rush through the rest of this encounter tomorrow.

You players might want to have X heal Amiela next turn... she is nearly dead and can't even get away or cast a healing spell without provoking four cutebold AoOs. Cutebolds are good at AoOs. Hehehe.

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Party Stats:

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Name: Quigleyurk-the-Jobfic, ov-Zantmydsawp 'X' *Current Main Character*
Race: Halfling
Level: 4
Survive 3 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 14/14
Movement: 4 meters per round (Currently Using Albus' Movement)
Weapon On Hand: Dwarven Shortsword (+5 Attack Bonus, 1d10+3 Damage)
Armor: Halfling Sized Platmail With Shield (AC 16)

Other Items:
Steel Shortsword (+4 Attack Bonus, 1d8+1 Damage)
Dog Leash
6 days worth of halfling sized meals

Abilities:
Divine Dog-Rider: You and your gear are never burdensome to a properly saddled and friendly riding dog.
Chindook’s Dungeon Sense: Once per dungeon you may choose to reveal a Treasure Trove, a Recruitment Chance, or a Bonus Boss on the Dungeon Map.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Holy Fireball (6m Range. Inflicts 2d6+1 Damage, 2 uses per dungeon)
Summon Lesser Holy Beast (1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
None yet

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Name: Amelia
Race: Half Halfling and Half Angel
Level: 5
Survive 4 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 5/17
Movement: 6 meters per round
Weapon On Hand: Holy Flail (+6 Attack Bonus, 1d12+3 Damage)
Armor: Enchanted Robe of Celestial Immodesty (AC 14)

Other Items:
250 GP
Pouch of 15 Ninja-Stars (+3 Attack Bonus, Range of Five, 1d6+3 Damage, May Cause Bleeding)

Abilities:
I Can Do Anything Better Than You: If the main character rolls an 18-20 on an attack roll, Amelia's next attack roll is a natural 20.
Celestial Defenses: Amelia takes half damage from all elemental attacks, except for Holy attacks (which she takes no damage from), and Unholy attacks (which she takes double damage from).
Celestial Dash: If Amelia moves 5 or more meters before attacking with a melee weapon, her attack inflicts an additional +3 damage.

Spells:
Lesser Healing (Melee Range or Self, Heals 3d6+2 HP, 2 uses per dungeon)
Swarm of Doves (10m Range and 3 meter blast radius. Inflicts 2d4+1 Damage, May cause blindness and never causes friendly fire, 2 uses per dungeon)
Force Ascension (Mortal Opponent makes a save or ascends to heaven, 1 use per dungeon)

Chemistry:
GWG: -2

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Name: Albus
Race: Canine
Level: 3
Survive 2 more combat encounters to level up!

HP: 12/12
Movement: 8 meters per round (Currently Ferrying 'X')
Weapon On Hand: Teeth (+3 Attack Bonus, 1d8+2 Damage)
Armor: Thick fur and swift reflexes (AC 14)

Other Items:
Dog Saddle
Dog Harness

Abilities:
Hunter: At the start of each encounter Albus has a 1/6 chance of finding a bonus foe. A bonus foe found this way is generally no more dangerous than the other foes in the fight, and drops cool swag when it dies.
Tracker: Albus has a 3/5 chance of being able to track any scent he picks up. The chance is lower if the thing you are tracking is taking active steps to avoid being tracked.

Spells:
None Yet

Chemistry:
None Yet

Battle Map:

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1 Meter = The size of X's Token on the map

Enemy Stats:

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Kobold Cutebold

A charming creature that loves nothing more than killing and eating halflings. It wields a fangs and a knife. It wears animal skins if anything at all. Please ignore my fingers on the pog, I photographed it myself.

Attack: +2 Base Attack Bonus, 1d6+1 Damage
Defense: AC 9, 7 Max HP
Opprotunistic Attacker: When making an attack of opprotunity, a Cutebold gains a +4 bonus to attack roll and damage

[scapheap]

((Well this went beyond what I was expecting.))

Lesser Healing: Amelia Style and run toward Albus. In that order. If not just heal.

And Albus and X shall murder the Kolbold nearest them.

[Xantalos]

Aw c'mon, you sword chicken thing! Up and at em! Wait, you're about to expire or something aren't you.
Hey Xuilgurk. You should probably go heal that flying chickenhuman.

Hey, a talking dog! Er, you do talk, don't you? Why don't you go insult the dog lizard kobolds while biting them or something?