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[Ddynamo]

"NO! This is Patrick!"

"Oh, okay, bye"

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"Hello, I can't find my screen"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Please. Look on the top of your desk for the coloured pixelly thing.

Now go bash your head into it. That's a button to make the monitor appear."

[Xantalos]

Move your face forward until you hit the computer. 

[kj1225]

Get out of my office!
"Don't listen to them, they're hobos."

[Ddynamo]

Move your face forward until you hit the computer. 

"No not that thing, don't you know what a screen is, it's that metal thing grate that's plum full of holes."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Out of MY office. Get back to janitorial work, lazy git.


And go press that with your head. Seriously. It's the only way the monitor shows up."

[kj1225]

"Sir, that's not the screen you should be calling us about."

[Xantalos]

Punch the computer until it works, sir. When in doubt, resort to violence.

[kj1225]

"Goddammit get out of our office!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Nein. Get out of MEIN office, dummkopf!"

[Xantalos]

Get out of MY office, biiiiiitch!

Punch imposter in facial cavity.

[Remuthra]

"You kids stop arguing and answer the nice idiot, yah hear me?"

[kj1225]

"Where did the rest of the building go anyways!?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I hurl the newcomer into the telephone to meet said nice idiot.

[Ddynamo]

"Sir, that's not the screen you should be calling us about."

"My manual says that every computer has un' and i can't find mine."