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Hell no.

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[CaptainArchmage]

I'm too scared to check the save. Someone tell me what I did.

Maybe just wait for next guy pick up save, i want to see his reaction
Also, I wonder how many trade partners you have angered, with your little..mm..agressive ruling

It seems someone ordered a mass deconstruction of everything on the surface. This basically means one of the reactors was dismantled, and at the same time the walls of the surface tombs were dismantled. This caused the tomb ceiling to collapse upon the insides, destroying everything, including the levers to shut down the reactor, and I think also the levers controlling the plumbing system.

Also, both wells have become filled with blood.

There is now no access to the surface from underground, which may or may not be a bad thing.

Amazingly, nothing has happened to the demons. Nobody even thought of putting a processing plant down there. In fact, the underground plumbing (except for the contamination and broken levers) and demon tube have been left completely intact.

Once again, my dwarf is dead. Titus Drake is still alive. I'm going to ask that the next overseer re-dwarf me as Caligula Ascendent, Revitalized Exiled Ex-Usurper King.

This fortress is a complete mess. There are stairways to nowhere, flooded sections, and insane dwarves everywhere. I haven't looked at the previous save, before The Master took it over though.

Edit: Actually, the dwarf corpses of Ashtar and Female Caligula are still around.

All you really need to do now is rebuild their tombs - you can actually forcibly assign a dwarf a tomb by forbidding the corpse, deconstructing any existing burial chambers they have been assigned to, and then assigning them to the new tomb and unforbidding the corpse.

Caligula was buried in the Spider's Dick Imperial Mausoleum, so that's good.

The plumbing levers are still gone. I don't know if you're even going to be able to fix the reactor since its flooding water everywhere.

Next player will want to re-establish contact with the surface.

Japa, you're up.

Edit2: The brook has been breached and there is an up/down staircase that is open to the large room in the soil layer. That room is open to the stairwell, which means that the entire fortress will be flooded unless Japan can block up the breaches. I'm going to go scout locations for Sparkgear XIV now.

[The Master]

...I can explain?

[CaptainArchmage]

...I can explain?

Go ahead.

[The Master]

Ummm...Would you believe me if I told you that it's the voices fault and not mine?

[Ieb]

This is much better than my shitty boring turn, ha!

Spoiler: Do not open unless you want to know all that is going wrong right now. (click to show/hide)

- Most of the soldiers are either dead, wounded, or stuck aboveground.
- A failed moat attempt + the utter collapse of surface structures is flooding the fort BESIDES the pumpstack failure.
- There is a sizable breach into the fort's lower levels that probably was caused by the entrance collapsing downwards.
- There are ALSO downward staircases dug in the lowest breach level that will eventually lead the water to even further into the fortress.
- There is a troll inside, armed with a mithril crossbow.
- There are 3 berserkers in the fort right now, with few to none soldiers apparently available to fight them.
- I think the population was around 160 when I passed it, so... about 50 have died, which when combined with the tiny dining hall we had before has caused a balls-to-the-walls extreme tantrum spiral.
- There's a siege going on, but the fort is completely sealed.
- Of the 2 miners we have left, one is resting, other is insane.

[CaptainArchmage]

Ieb, your "Do not open unless you want to know all that is going wrong right now" is now on the front page. I have messaged Japa.

Do you think this fortress will fall before the new release is out?

[Rose]

Allright, downloading the fort now.

LET'S DO THIS.

... Or, well, actually, it's 3am, so probably not just yet.

[laularukyrumo]

I'm too scared to check the save. Someone tell me what I did.

Welcome to my sigtext, Master.

[The Master]

I'm too scared to check the save. Someone tell me what I did.

Welcome to my sigtext, Master.

Brilliant. Make sure to get the good side of my face.

[Sabretache]

Only faith in the Emperor is keeping Titus Drake alive...

[Ieb]

Too bad the general mayhem in the fort is keeping everyone from actually trying to heal you.
When I checked the save, well. Let's just say that in a matter of small amount of time, half the fort will be miserable. There aren't a lot of very unhappy or unhappy dorfs when compared to the miserable ones, but SOMEHOW there are still dorfs who aren't flipping their shit. They're probably the injured soldiers, who are slowly dying.

[Rose]

I checked the save, and while I have no had time to play it yet, Oh god, everybody is feeling horrible and everything is going wrong everywhere!

Okay, I will start playing now, and I will give regular status updates as things happen. Whatever happens happens.

Let's Do this!

Spoiler: My name is Japa Eliskikrost, and I don't think I could possibly be any happier. (click to show/hide)

I mean seriously, I've got a wonderful bedroom, I've eaten a great meal, and my clothes are simply the envy of the entire fortress. I mean just look at the color, it's marvelous.

Spoiler: Honestly, I have (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: no idea what the (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: hell everyone (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: is so upset (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: about. (click to show/hide)

...

Actually, nevermind, I take that back.

Spoiler: What the fuck is going on here? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Also, we're under attack by a troll. The army has been dispatched. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: I am overseeing the execution personally. (click to show/hide)

That taken care of, there is still the issue of the dining room.

Spoiler: It is positively atrocious! (click to show/hide)

Seriously, I can't eat here!
I have ordered that it be decorated.

Only, no sooner had I made that order than, well...

Spoiler: Vermin? In MY fortress? Not on my watch. (click to show/hide)

The militia has been dispatched.

[Ezk1]

Good to see that fort havent gone totally ruined, well at least from the looks of your updates, also, that was our dining room?
No wonder citizens of Sparkgear are upset!

ps. What graphics mod are you using? Its quite good looking, thoug i like originals better

[Rose]

That would be stonesense. It's a part of DFhack.

Spoiler: Work is going steady at decorating the dining hall. I do not know why we tolerate the nudists. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: I have directed that all garbage must be piled up. I hope that it will help make this place stink less. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Unfortunately, our garbage-dwarves made an unsettling discovery. An orc commander has been wandering ourt fort, picking off dwarves one by one. I hope that our meager army is able to take him down, but I fear they may not. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: A gallant dwarf finally managed to land a killing blow on the orc commander. Her old name shall be forgotten, as she will henceforth be known as Orc Slayer. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: I do not know who it was that left this ramp here that leads out to the enemy. I only know that he has doomed us all. This may be my last entry. (click to show/hide)

[CaptainArchmage]

That would be stonesense. It's a part of DFhack.

Spoiler: Work is going steady at decorating the dining hall. I do not know why we tolerate the nudists. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: I have directed that all garbage must be piled up. I hope that it will help make this place stink less. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Unfortunately, our garbage-dwarves made an unsettling discovery. An orc commander has been wandering ourt fort, picking off dwarves one by one. I hope that our meager army is able to take him down, but I fear they may not. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: A gallant dwarf finally managed to land a killing blow on the orc commander. Her old name shall be forgotten, as she will henceforth be known as Orc Slayer. (click to show/hide)

Did you stop the water flooding the fort? What about the water wheel? As to garbage, you can always create a garbage pit in the caverns. I think its better to have a large amount of miasma in a certain place. You can also apply magma.

Do we have nudist dwarves? I think we need to have some more clothing made.