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[Fniff]

Does Telejov have radioactive plants?

It has one that isn't making as much fuel due to politics over which ministry should take the most credit for this new exciting innovation that was built in 1968. I know what you're planning, cracking open the nuclear isotope storages. It would most likely result in a nuclear incident on par or even worse then Chernobyl which would most likely end in Eastern Europe and the habitable parts of Russia being uninhabitable wastelands along with a massive distabilization of the globe most likely beginning World War 3, at best.

@Kulaks I imagine that's going to ruin Tejekov's farming industry and result in your death by firing squad, yes.

My, we've already ended the world and Tejekov on the first page!

[LordSlowpoke]

Does Telejov have radioactive plants?

It has one that isn't making as much fuel due to politics over which ministry should take the most credit for this new exciting innovation that was built in 1968. I know what you're planning, cracking open the nuclear isotope storages. It would most likely result in a nuclear incident on par or even worse then Chernobyl which would most likely end in Eastern Europe and the habitable parts of Russia being uninhabitable wastelands along with a massive distabilization of the globe most likely beginning World War 3, at best.

@Kulaks I imagine that's going to ruin Tejekov's farming industry and result in your death by firing squad, yes.

My, we've already ended the world and Tejekov on the first page!

WE LAUNCH RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE OUT OF CANNON, YES

[Xantalos]

Does Telejov have radioactive plants?

It has one that isn't making as much fuel due to politics over which ministry should take the most credit for this new exciting innovation that was built in 1968. I know what you're planning, cracking open the nuclear isotope storages. It would most likely result in a nuclear incident on par or even worse then Chernobyl which would most likely end in Eastern Europe and the habitable parts of Russia being uninhabitable wastelands along with a massive distabilization of the globe most likely beginning World War 3, at best.

I wouldn't actually crack them, though.
I'd rig them with explosives set to blow on a deadman trigger that I'm holding and hold the country hostage in exchange for (allies) to be given office.

[Fniff]

Does Telejov have radioactive plants?

It has one that isn't making as much fuel due to politics over which ministry should take the most credit for this new exciting innovation that was built in 1968. I know what you're planning, cracking open the nuclear isotope storages. It would most likely result in a nuclear incident on par or even worse then Chernobyl which would most likely end in Eastern Europe and the habitable parts of Russia being uninhabitable wastelands along with a massive distabilization of the globe most likely beginning World War 3, at best.

@Kulaks I imagine that's going to ruin Tejekov's farming industry and result in your death by firing squad, yes.

My, we've already ended the world and Tejekov on the first page!

WE LAUNCH RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE OUT OF CANNON, YES

That's the most ghetto form of nuclear warfare I've ever heard. That sounds like how kids having nuclear wars with each other do it.

Does Telejov have radioactive plants?

It has one that isn't making as much fuel due to politics over which ministry should take the most credit for this new exciting innovation that was built in 1968. I know what you're planning, cracking open the nuclear isotope storages. It would most likely result in a nuclear incident on par or even worse then Chernobyl which would most likely end in Eastern Europe and the habitable parts of Russia being uninhabitable wastelands along with a massive distabilization of the globe most likely beginning World War 3, at best.

I wouldn't actually crack them, though.
I'd rig them with explosives set to blow on a deadman trigger that I'm holding and hold the country hostage in exchange for (allies) to be given office.

Nice. What are you planning to do if they manage to disarm the bomb, though? I mean, you could actually hold the whole world for hostage on that since it's the majority of Eurasia you're talking about here, if the wind is blowing southwest. It's everyone's concern to make sure the bomb gets disarmed, Tejekov or no Tejekov.

[Xantalos]

Backup bombs.
And backup bombs for those. If everything else fails I'd have several robots like those used in Robot Wars ready to crack the tanks, and if those die I'll find a way to collapse the buildings.

[Loud Whispers]

WE LAUNCH RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE OUT OF CANNON, YES

Ha ha ha ha
Nuclear artillery. How would you get the cannon to fire the shell far enough without causing the chain reaction and killing the operators?

...

I guess you just don't tell the operators.

[Fniff]

Backup bombs.
And backup bombs for those. If everything else fails I'd have several robots like those used in Robot Wars ready to crack the tanks, and if those die I'll find a way to collapse the buildings.

How do you collapse a building without bombs?

[Loud Whispers]

Backup bombs.
And backup bombs for those. If everything else fails I'd have several robots like those used in Robot Wars ready to crack the tanks, and if those die I'll find a way to collapse the buildings.

How do you collapse a building without bombs?

Tejekov termites

[Fniff]

Backup bombs.
And backup bombs for those. If everything else fails I'd have several robots like those used in Robot Wars ready to crack the tanks, and if those die I'll find a way to collapse the buildings.

How do you collapse a building without bombs?

Tejekov termites

The leading cause of all Tejekovan building collapses.

[Loud Whispers]

You know, toppling a Stalinist regime fraught with instability and Tejekovan termites is easy. What about running it?

[Fniff]

It's easy I'd you keep being a good sycophant to the Glorious Leader and manage to avoid getting stabbed in the back. What are you planning to work towards, and what's your position?

[Loud Whispers]

World domination is a start.

[TCM]

Use the Jews.

[Morrigi]

Are weapons easily available? If not, are things that can be made into effective weapons?

We could always go for the time-honored tactic of blowing shit up, preferably something symbolic or important to the government, and go from there. It would most likely lead to increased government control and violation of the rights of the citizens, creating dissent.

[10ebbor10]

I said it in the other thread, and I'll repeat it here. Those spent fuel basins aren't that dangerous. The Casks in which they're kept are strong enough whistand an explosion, and will contain the radioactive material for a long enough time to repair the basins. The radioactive decay doesn't produce nearly enough heat to melt the radioactive materials, let alone vaporize them. The only radioactive gasses would be vaporizing water, and the air. Cooling them back down would produce a significant amount of radioactive steam, but that isn't that much of  problem.

Danger of radioation is gravely overstated after all. 

So well, all in all, it would be an incident on the scale of Tsernobyl. Which is fairly manageable. I mean, total area irradiated was limited, and After all, the total deaths of Tsernobyl incident, according to the WHO, are less than 10 000.

I have a feeling that this document you're basing yourself on was published by Greenpace, or some other "Green" organization.