me and my freinds started our first ever game. I am DMing on 3.5
our cast of players are
a Japanese Robotcatgirl ranger (my freind is creapy(it some kind of golem-cyborg thing))
a colosal orc/ogre/human hybrid barbairian who eats children and has an insanely huge family who we keep bumping into
a Gnome possesed by a sentient fungus that bends people perceptions so he is imposible to notice
a stone giant rapper ranger named the Notorius BIG
and a Dwarf supreamist wizard bassed of a serbian warcriminal who tried to cleans a remot area of elves during a large scale goblin incursion. also he has a missing leg that was bitten of by mobby dick
the main plot involves them trying to stop a group of cultest who are trying to restore Cthulhu and his ilk to the world.
the main Enemy is currently a Cleric by the name of dyyd who they currently beleave is dead. he is extreamly anoying and mildly insane. As they met him in a town where he promissed them 13000 gold to rid the sewers of gnolls (had the done a knowledge check they would have found Gnolls were extinct on the contanint and the town had no Sewers) anyway he lured them to an ally where he ran into a house and they were compleatly surounded by "Thugies" humans with 6 hp and wooden clubs. any way after chasing him through town and killing scores of thugies (mor kept jumping out at them) they classed him to the town statue wher they cornered hip and he disapeared in a cloud of smoke.
all my players took an instant dislike to Dyyd and by that i ment they hatted him with a passion and he became there main goal however he was randomly generated with a tool called redblade and was intended to introduce them to a cthulu cult and just be a side show.
here is description made by redblade
Dyyd's mother died during his birth. Dyyd grew up in a forested area. he was raised by his father in a small hamlet infused with magical energies. Dyyd's family is middleclass, ruled by the elders, and known by the community. Dyyd had a worryless childhood. During his travels Dyyd made a lifelong enemy. Dyyd's closest friend is an extradimensional chinchilla with choochoo powers.
if anyone can tell me what choochoo powers are that would be great
anyone they tracked him down to an anceint lizardfolk temple where he was using a solar powered death ray (it ussed reflecting mirors to trap sunlight in a mobius loop ) where he incinerated his own folowers and was killed in a fight with the PCs
anyway on taking there deathray to a major island city they insisted on going to their ship was atacked and sunk by moby dick (this is where the dwarf lost his leg) anyway they washed up on shore and moby dick is now spreading fear with his fancy death way.
also on a jaunt to the underdark one of my charcters aquired a cloak of useful items oit of one of the pokets came a mule they then improved it with variose spells (by this time a moth wizard joined the group) and latent magigal energies to turn it into a huge war mule which the moth and the notorious BIG ride.
the next adventure involves the dwarf trying to get revenge on moby dick