Go fix something in engineering. Because that's my job.
[2] you fix the robot that was designed solely to cause maintenance problems. Yeah, our scientists were DICKS
Activate the rocket boosters that I luckily added into all the marine power armour a few days ago before any of this happened in order to get the assault force to the enemy ship.
Alternatively: MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE
[1] All the marines die, because you have done nothing but sabotage everything you can get your hands on. FORESIGHT! [6] You remember the ship is equipped with more then the Main Cannon, and have all the missles fired. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. [6] They all hit!!! About half hit our men out on the hull, but a bunch hit the other ship too
Besides, those guys were already being killed by your faulty rocket boosters, so no harm done...except to the hull that is.
Send the gimp-dolphin schematics to the cloning facilities. Host self back onto the ship's network and control body remotely.
Use a set of ion thrusters to fly onto the bridge of the enemy ship. Use a rift lance to teleport away the atoms in a linear hole directly into the bridge thus exposing the inside of the ship to the vacuum of space.
[4] You manage to control the dolphin....kind of, it is struggling to retain its desire to rape everything in sight and then eat fish. [5] You fly onto the enemy ship....too bad you don't know where the bridge is....oh well, you pick a random spot to open up [2] and its a sealed bulkhead with nothing in it.
Well, my work here is done. Have lunch.
[2] You try and eat lunch, but the constant explosions keep knocking your sandwich out of your hands, and your drink spills on you. [4] The small morsels you get in your mouth are pretty good though!
...Wow. I think that might come close to when I cleaned the hull whilst a space-dragon was attacking.
He used actual weapons, though, and is a robot. So not so close after all.
Use the lack of gravity or friction in space to fire caustic cleaning chemicals at the enemy ship.
Yup, not close at all, he actually did something, you just kinda stood there like a badass. [3] You fire your chemicals....into space. Huh.
Take potshots at the enemy
[1] Your targeting array malfunctions, making you shoot yourself repeatedly for [1] the rest of the battle.
Fire all mah weapons at the remainder of the ship.
[5] You continue firing your weapons, and show that you definitely are no longer a red shirt, as they now only have 4 Cannons left.
Fly out in the ship and pick everyone up on the hull then drop them off on the other ship.
Everyones dead Dave. Well, all the marines, so you fly out and [3] hover nearby the people who actually do stuff, waiting for them to get in.
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