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[Empiricist]

Rebuild ten phase units. Rig them so that each one activates after the previous one activates and they all phase the every other one, thus resulting in a chain of phases into the same dimension from the same dimension. Activate. Observe any visible results from this dimension.

[Octobomb]

Engage Dalek mode and EXTERMINATE! My attacker.
That's right, I'm a brain in a transforming tank sucker! Munchkining to the max!

AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FORGOT ME AHAHAHAHA

[BFEL]

Well then. Can't say it wasn't a worthy death, considering that now there's faster-than-light Eurodance waves playing throughout the cosmos. Next character!

Name: Rolf Botenschwartz
Job: Public Relations Director/Alien Torturer
First action: Hit on XO of other ship over communicator while their captain is busy basking in the afterglow.

Lol you didn't really have to roll up a new character, we have cloning y'know
But if you want I'll take this one instead.

[Harry Baldman]

Well, yes, but did the clone scare off Gorn Guro with Eurodance? Did he make a space gimp suit? Did he successfully master Eurodance in its most basic form as a weapon of war, finally succumbing to its dread power as his magnificent invention gave him the death he deserves?

No, I think not. To honor the memory and spirit of Reginald O'Kelly, Space Gimp, I shall play him no more.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

[Harry Baldman]

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

Not mostly the janitor, I'd say. The cleaning chemicals did hurt him badly, but it was the Eurodance that forced him into retreat. And kept him from getting any backup, I might add.

[kj1225]

Kyle grabs the brains degree and takes it for his own to put next to his doctorate in engineering. Mostly for decoration.

[Dansmithers]

KILL DAT BRAIN!

[TCM]

Eurodance.

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

You know who else was scared off by Eurodance?
Hitler.
Beat that.

Scoreboard:

Christians: 1

Atheists: 0

[killerhellhound]

Eurodance.

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

You know who else was scared off by Eurodance?
Hitler.
Beat that.

Scoreboard:
 
Christians: 1

Atheists: 0

If any one wants proof that everyone on this ship is crazy this is it.

[kj1225]

I'm not crazy. I just happen to have a symbiot which has replaced my hand and there is a possibility that the AI that made it wanted to use it for some nefarious scheme.

[killerhellhound]

I'm not crazy. I just happen to have a symbiot which has replaced my hand and there is a possibility that the AI that made it wanted to use it for some nefarious scheme.

More proof

[BFEL]

Eurodance.

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

You know who else was scared off by Eurodance?
Hitler.
Beat that.

Scoreboard:

Christians: 1

Atheists: 0

Hitler was a Christian.
Also I don't know what you are using Eurodance on, so I guess you just kinda stand there, being wrong.

Rebuild ten phase units. Rig them so that each one activates after the previous one activates and they all phase the every other one, thus resulting in a chain of phases into the same dimension from the same dimension. Activate. Observe any visible results from this dimension.

[1] You rig ten phase units to phase. They disappear. Also you are being raped by a dolphin. Should probably look into that last part. It has potential

Well then. Can't say it wasn't a worthy death, considering that now there's faster-than-light Eurodance waves playing throughout the cosmos. Next character!

Name: Rolf Botenschwartz
Job: Public Relations Director/Alien Torturer
First action: Hit on XO of other ship over communicator while their captain is busy basking in the afterglow.

[4] She obviously likes you, but shes not willing to violate her post and come get some. Now you have blue balls.

Engage Dalek mode and EXTERMINATE! My attacker.
That's right, I'm a brain in a transforming tank sucker! Munchkining to the max!

AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FORGOT ME AHAHAHAHA

KILL DAT BRAIN!

[6][6] The two of you both ready your most powerful weapons, then you fire, hitting each others attack in mid-air, causing an explosion that knocks you both out. Then the janitor puts you in different closets during his rounds

Kyle grabs the brains degree and takes it for his own to put next to his doctorate in engineering. Mostly for decoration.

[4] It looks terribly tacky in engineering, throwing off the entire feng shui.

Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

Not mostly the janitor, I'd say. The cleaning chemicals did hurt him badly, but it was the Eurodance that forced him into retreat. And kept him from getting any backup, I might add.

Actually it was "the GM wanted to use him at a later date" that scared him off He was kicking your asses.

[Dansmithers]

Is this thing spaceproof?

[Harry Baldman]

((Sure, that's what you say now.))

Make smalltalk with XO. Ask if maybe she could send over a shuttle like the one the captain of their ship had. Could go over there myself on a mission of peace, improving quantum relations and all that.