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[Empiricist]

Create a two copies of the most recent unit, set one up to open a rift back into this universe. Set the other one up to generate a continuous rift to an eldritch dimension comprised entirely of Eurodance. Create a copy of the first unit. Set it up to manipulate and shape the rifts of the other units. Create a rifle that utilizes the Eurodance rift generator and the rift manipulators in order to fire a directed pulse of pure Eurodance in physical form.

[killerhellhound]

"Get out of here the entire crew on the ship is mad!"
Mark shouts into the speakers hoping the ship would get the message and get out

[Harry Baldman]

Check if there are nearby habitable planets.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

[ragnarok97071]

"Oh good, not something that needs too much killing."

Smack the engineer. Bastard.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

((... Only on Bay12...))

[BFEL]

Check if there are nearby habitable planets.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.

[Harry Baldman]

Oh, don't be silly. I know perfectly well sound doesn't work in space. It is, after all, the vibration of a medium, which space mostly doesn't have, being largely a vacuum and all.

The boombox is meant purely for atmospheric conditions, the radio transmitter for signalling other ships and astronauts.

[killerhellhound]

Check if there are nearby habitable planets.

Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.

Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.

Siggy

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not what I meant!

Locate Mark Shapherd before he ruins First Contact.

[BFEL]

Not what I meant!

Locate Mark Shapherd before he ruins First Contact.

Who the fuck is Mark Shepherd?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: Mark Shepherd

Silly me, expecting the GM to remember character names.

[BFEL]

Name: Mark Shepherd

Silly me, expecting the GM to remember character names.

I purposely ignored all your character names, because It was in-character for my character to not know them.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, as GM, now you know: I tend to refer to characters by their in-character names, so you the GM should have a list somewhere.

[kj1225]

You probably should keep a document with their names for times like this. Also I love how I am an engineer how has his own hyper intelligent AI companion who hates him but doesn't really leave him for whatever reason.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm a bit disturbed by how...non-first-law-compliant she is.

[BFEL]

HEY MINE IS JUST AS NON COMPLIANT!

Also I'm pretty sure Asimov never existed in this universe...er...the NORMAL Glorious Unicorn universe.