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[Dansmithers]

Make everyone think that there's a ghost aboard.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You missed an action!

Build some sort of device to teleport between universes.

Locate Shepherd.
"Hay's rayt, y'knaw. Thar's an Eh-Ah in tha foahm uv tha cap'n, hew is a cray-zee wommun hew theinks mewsik is tha bes' weppin again' all tha univers."

[kj1225]

Kyle quickly gets up and apologizes profusely.

[BFEL]

You missed an action!

Build some sort of device to teleport between universes.

GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bwa ha ha!

[kj1225]

He never said you would travel with your clothes on. Or that you would know where you were going. Just tossing the GM some ideas.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll auto-get a 5, that should prevent such issues...

[kj1225]

He only has to give you a device that lets you go between realitys though.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What you were describing would be about a 3. A 4 would be a typical universe-hopping machine. A 5 would be a really good universe-travelling machine, maybe like a TARDIS with dimension-travelling instead of time-travelling.

[kj1225]

Nonsense a five just gives you what you want. Probably. Besides what you get will always fall down to the GM due to rule zero.

[ragnarok97071]

Shove Kyle off my boobs. Consider taking the arm back, then figure out that the ship is incoming through the ship's sensors.

Code: [Select]

<<Uplink to Transporter Chamber active...>>

&>Hey, Meatbags! Can you hear this?
&>Or Comp Cent, I'm not picky, I just need authorization to prepare boarding parties.

[Alexandria]

Respond politely that I'd like to meet with there captain, block the idiot making stupid warnings.

[BFEL]

You missed an action!

Build some sort of device to teleport between universes.

Just as you are about to high-tail it to a less crazy universe, all the junk and trash from other universes piles on top of you. Have fun!

Locate Shepherd.

Also a lone Sheep herder pops out of your device, wondering why hes sitting on top of a pile of trash.

Make everyone think that there's a ghost aboard.

[1] You look in a mirror, and become so convinced that you are in the ending to Mass Effect 3 that you immediately kill yourself, because FUCK THAT.

Shove Kyle off my boobs. Consider taking the arm back, then figure out that the ship is incoming through the ship's sensors.

Kyle quickly gets up and apologizes profusely.

[6,4] You fling the hapless engineer with such force that he ricochets and lands even harder between your boobs. Then he jumps up, trips back into your boobs and settles on just apologizing.

"Weapon development is successful."
Send the weapon design specifications to the other AIs.
Create another copy of the weapon. Modify it to be able to briefly phase the user into another, empty, dimension for the purpose of evasive maneuvers.

[6] You create a copy that phases permanently into an empty universe. It is quite good for hide and seek.

Seeing the new ship appear and hail us I get to the communication station before anyone else and say
"Get the Hell out of here nearly everyone on this ship is crazy and has lots of weapons. So get the hell out of here!!" 
((taking bets they ignore me ))

Respond politely that I'd like to meet with there captain, block the idiot making stupid warnings.

[4,3] The aliens hear a gargle of someone saying "Get the Get the captain idiot" they proceed to get all huffy, but put their captain onscreen anyway:



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NATHAN FILLION!

Apparently in this universe, Firefly ran for all seven seasons, and Mr. Fillion was elected Emperor for all time.

[Dansmithers]

Become Reaper

[kj1225]

Kyle stands up properly and leaves the room while blushing.
Experiment with my new hand.