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Build some sort of device to teleport between universes.
Just as you are about to high-tail it to a less crazy universe, all the junk and trash from other universes piles on top of you. Have fun!
Locate Shepherd.
Also a lone Sheep herder pops out of your device, wondering why hes sitting on top of a pile of trash.
Make everyone think that there's a ghost aboard.
[1] You look in a mirror, and become so convinced that you are in the ending to Mass Effect 3 that you immediately kill yourself, because FUCK THAT.
Shove Kyle off my boobs. Consider taking the arm back, then figure out that the ship is incoming through the ship's sensors.
Kyle quickly gets up and apologizes profusely.
[6,4] You fling the hapless engineer with such force that he ricochets and lands even harder between your boobs. Then he jumps up, trips back into your boobs and settles on just apologizing.
"Weapon development is successful."
Send the weapon design specifications to the other AIs.
Create another copy of the weapon. Modify it to be able to briefly phase the user into another, empty, dimension for the purpose of evasive maneuvers.
[6] You create a copy that phases permanently into an empty universe. It is quite good for hide and seek.
Seeing the new ship appear and hail us I get to the communication station before anyone else and say
"Get the Hell out of here nearly everyone on this ship is crazy and has lots of weapons. So get the hell out of here!!"
((taking bets they ignore me ))
Respond politely that I'd like to meet with there captain, block the idiot making stupid warnings.
[4,3] The aliens hear a gargle of someone saying "Get the Get the captain idiot" they proceed to get all huffy, but put their captain onscreen anyway:
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Apparently in this universe, Firefly ran for all seven seasons, and Mr. Fillion was elected Emperor for all time.