Wow theres a lot of people now. This is getting steadily more epic. Soon it will take me an entire day to read through and calculate each persons turn. YAY!!!!
((It'll take years before the pregnancy shows enough for Aleckson to believe it. I STILL WIN!))
Do the action I should have done last turn:
Locate and don the best pair of chemical-resistant galoshes the ship has in stock. Clear and seal off a corridor or other area, whichever area is most full of blood and such. Block it off with various signs. Fill it with assorted cleaning chemicals to clean up the blood. Wait a few minutes, then vacuum up the mixture.
Ok since we kinda are fast forwarding through the repair process I kinda assumed that you getting the ship cleaned was part of that. Prob shoulda told you sooner, but its in character for me to be a dick.
Speaking of which, I take it you and this ragnarok person were part of a diff RTD or summuch?
Name: Demons Run
Job: Resident Psycho AI
This work~? :p
... as in, I am in the alien ship's emergency systems. Open a link to the human ship and copy myself over.
OH GOD THE SPACE MEXICANS ARE COMING TO TAKE MY JOB. Listen bitch, I'm the ship AI, so you better not try and take over. You can take the cloning chambers, because I'm tired of dealing with the captain going MOAR CLONZ, but if I catch you fondling my cannon then shit will go down.Put the captain on a baby friendly diet
Captain is now restricted to no syrup on her waffles. And only twelve beers a day.
I guess I will just do something to fix what I think happened.
Fix the alien ship. I guess.
We already converted that into fighters, due to a bad roll. Also PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
Redecorate broom closet! Make it into a beautiful office worthy of consistent habitation! Kick down a few walls if needed, expand the living space, steal furniture from other parts of the base. Don't economize on the pink paint.
You try to kick down a wall, but it is metal and hurts your toe. You do manage to get a nice psychologist couch though. As its still a broom closet, you have to stand it upright and use some antigravity tricks, but it works, and now you have a slightly more usable, if no less humiliating, office.
Sit behind my big plate glass wall in the armoury. Wait for people to requisition things. Read Playgirl. Wear Hawaiian shirt and dark sunglasses over uniform. Listen to Surf Rider.
You do those things, and give killer his armor and LAZOR gun when he comes by.
Get some power armor and check that its air tight and has a life support system also get a LAZER gun
The armor is air tight and does have life support. SPACEWALK GO! Also its LAZOR not LAZER. The O is silent.
Head for a random star system, have ships scientists look for a way to speed the pregnancy up to human time or faster.
[11][7] You set course for the Ceti system, and yes that was a roll for direction. The ship scientists would do this....except the ship has no scientists. Scientists made the snarky AI, so the military put them all under house arrest. Or something.
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