Name: Tom Caroldson
Job: Cook
Cook us up some murder wouldja?
Shout at the marines to stop being cowards and fight.
[2] That umm....that doesn't happen.
MOAR EURODANCE, IT'S OUR BEST WEAPON!
[1] while fleeing you attempt to use the Eurodance as a weapon, but then realize how utterly terrified you are and pee yourself instead.
Rock out in DJ booth, initiate ultra-abominable dance to spread fear and awe through aliens and crew alike.
[6] You successfully spread fear through the ranks of our own men, as the aliens fled awhile ago. Gorn looks at you in awe of your wicked dance moves, and thinks "I got to get me a piece of that!"
"guys I figured out how to drive t... What the Fuck is that fire everything"
Tank all out attack aka shoot him alot.
[2] You learned how to drive the tank, however you apparently don't know how to fire it, looking around furiously for any shiny buttons.
"All right men, let's show those sissy marines what we can do. Today we show the xeno scum that we will fear them neither in the air nor on land. They may try to bring us down, but we will perservere for the good of all mankind. Now then, PURGE THE XENO
Give all of the fighter pilot personnel the command to attack, make sure the turrets are manned and firing. Also get on a turret myself and shoot the bastard, if no turret is available shoot him with my sidearm
[4] The pilots charge at Gorn, firing their sidearms at him and causing him mild discomfort. [6] That's when the turrets start firing, ripping right through the little lemmings and hitting Gorn full force! He snaps out of his stun and charges through any pilots left, dodging skillfully until he rips apart half the turrets, at which point [2] The fighter captain uses his sidearm, aiming for Gorns head, and gorn easily deflects the bullet into a nearby redshirt.
Gorn then charges in the direction of the DJ booth!
Become Robocop Jim!
[1] And he stomps all over your mutilated body in the charge.