Ok first off
"Wing commander Pancaek I'm going for a tank send some who knows how to drive one over to me please"
Mark runs over to a battle tank and starts using the cannon as a point defense.
A tank. On a spaceship.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE MASS EFFECT TO YOU?....eh fuckit *fighter turns into tank mode.* bleh
Order marines to brutally murder every alien boarding the ship, all the marines. Also clone more marines and give them guns to join the murdering.
Also, order 1000 marines to find how the enemy boarded then board the enemy ship and murder or capture anybody still on it.
Your ordering people to find out how they boarded our ship? THEY RAMMED IT UNTIL THE TWO SHIPS BECAME ONE. They literally just walked from one ship to the other at that point.... also [4] The marines do about as well as you would expect, which is to say, they get slaughtered by a lot.
They DO manage to relay some info bout the aliens with their dying screams however!
Specifically they scream "OH MY GOD WHY IS IT THAT BIG OH GOD THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Not the most helpful info ever, but hey, CANNONFODDER.
"Oh that didn't sound good. All fighter personnel, it seems we have been boarded, prepare to defend yourselves."
Locate the enemy point of entry, make sure everyone in the hangar has a gun and gets in cover. try to use some the aircraft's guns as stationary turrets.
[4] You and your men rush toward the impact zone and deploy turrets, trying to set up a killzone.
FILL THE INVADERS OUT WITH FABULOSITY! And lasers I guess.
[5] You gather the guard over towards the impact zone and you begin a MORALE BOOSTING DANCE ROUTINE. It makes everyone feel better about the whole "being boarded" thing.
Observing situation, killzone achieved, all relevant troops are in position. Activating Viewscreen:Uploaded with
ImageShack.usWell that's.....WOW...The alien appears to be alone, although it is at least 12 feet tall and obviously cybernetically enhanced (and obviously edited rather poorly
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And it speaks!:
I AM GORN GURO, THE BLOODRAPERtm AND YOU ARE IN MY SPACE! NOW YOU SHALL KNOW HOW I EARN MY NAME!