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[Harry Baldman]

Modify waffle maker to fire waffles and hot syrup at any users.

[BFEL]

Wash the nebula stuff off of my suit and the ship. Be glad paint-like substances, like paint, require air to dry.

OH NOES, AN AIR POCKET! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT THERE ARE THOSE IN SPACE

Modify waffle maker to fire waffles and hot syrup at any users.

After some brief modifications, you test your new design, killing a redshirt with a super-sonic waffle. CRITICAL SUCCESS

create elite marine clones to service me.

UMMMMM..... I'm not touching that one.....

Continue journey to find new aliens

[1]

You get lost around Sirius and find a flock of space parasites. They get in all the ducts, GWG is gonna hate you more then he does already.

[Alexandria]

(( Hey I'm not the pilot lol, blame him. The clones are just soldiers programmed to follow only my orders lol. Nothing else. ))

Create an army of clone janitors to keep the ship clean, continue to destination assigned by the Admiral.

[BFEL]

(( Hey I'm not the pilot lol, blame him. The clones are just soldiers programmed to follow only my orders lol. Nothing else. ))

Create an army of clone janitors to keep the ship clean, continue to destination assigned by the Admiral.

[2]

You manage to slink your way over to Eridani, far behind schedule. You see scrap metal floating all around the system.

Scanning debris....Scan confirms that debris is from the Shoot'n'Kill, the frigate that the Admiral mentioned. But where are the attackers?

[Alexandria]

Perform full sensor scan of everything within range.

[TCM]

Meringue.

[killerhellhound]

get in the biggest most badass ship and prep for takeoff.

[Alexandria]

(( That would either be a bright pink landing ship with heavy armour but almost no guns, or a bright pink fighter. ))

[Pancaek]

"this is wing commander Mopsay, all pilots are to prep for takeoff and stand by for further orders. We're entering the dnager zone, boys and girls."

grab 5 veteran pilots for my squad, prep for takeoff

[BFEL]

Meringue.

I....I really need to find something productive for you to do don't I?

Perform full sensor scan of everything within range.

SCANNING. SCANNING. SCAN COMPLETE. 93% CHANCE A BATTLE OCCURED HERE.

[4] Just as that sentence is completed a ship appears at [11][1](<-----new way of calculating direction, based on clock.) Right in front and above you!
It fires!, but the Unicorn manages to move enough for a glancing blow at the last second!

HOSTILES DETECTED, INITIATING PANIC SUBROUTINE!

[Alexandria]

Deploy fighters, lock all missile batteries and as many cannons as possible onto the enemy ships weapons. Load boarding craft with marines.

Use weapons to disable enemy weapons, fighters to provide cover for the boarding craft while they breach the enemy ships hull, once inside marines are to kill or capture every being on board.

[TCM]

DEFEND THE CAPTAIN!

[BFEL]

Deploy fighters, lock all missile batteries and as many cannons as possible onto the enemy ships weapons. Load boarding craft with marines.

Use weapons to disable enemy weapons, fighters to provide cover for the boarding craft while they breach the enemy ships hull, once inside marines are to kill or capture every being on board.

[2] *As you try and give your orders you are interrupted by a loud crashing and grinding of metal. THE ENEMY SHIP HAS RAMMED YOU! The MAIN CANNON has been [1] CHOPPED IN HALF and the ships are now intertwined, making firing...unwise.*

OH MY TWO MY CANNON! MY POOR POOR CANNON! I AM NO LONGER A MAN! In other news, we are being boarded.

[Pancaek]

"Oh that didn't sound good. All fighter personnel, it seems we have been boarded, prepare to defend yourselves."

Locate the enemy point of entry, make sure everyone in the hangar has a gun and gets in cover. try to use some the aircraft's guns as stationary turrets.

[TCM]

FILL THE INVADERS OUT WITH FABULOSITY! And lasers I guess.