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Author Topic: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.  (Read 66539 times)

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #75 on: July 03, 2013, 06:26:47 am »
Quote from: killerhellhound on July 03, 2013, 06:18:29 am
Looking at the waffle maker "fuck that"and starts getting out some pans and bowls "somethings are best old school"getting out eggs and milk then
MAKES PANCAKES

There are no eggs. I could clone up some chickens (take THAT stupid looping problem!) but we need to make more redshirts. Also there is no milk, only booze. The crazy ass military decided that all we need to sustain you humans is waffles, chicken, and beer. Apparently they never heard of scurvy. Also ARENT YOU AN ENGINEER? YOU COULD JUST FIX MY POOR WAFFLE MAKER....oh and the engines are a bit off kilter too, only go up to ridiculous.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #76 on: July 03, 2013, 07:08:19 am »
"Didn't want to bother fixing it up but alright" Mark grumbling gets to work fixing up the waffle maker then makes waffles.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2013, 07:44:59 am »
"Am Ah tha onl' one hew wans t'do heus jawb rayt?"
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2013, 08:16:19 am »
Name: Mmphgrm (real name Reginald O'Kelly)
Job: Formerly Ship Gimp, Currently Ship Psychologist
Action: sit in comfy chair, invite next crewmember for a chat about the important issues of the day.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 08:18:05 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2013, 08:50:29 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 03, 2013, 07:44:59 am
"Am Ah tha onl' one hew wans t'do heus jawb rayt?"
"Well I don't know about you but I still have a hangover from last night and I only wanted some pancakes"
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Re: You are a Starship Crewmember: Currently in need of skilled crew
« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2013, 08:59:09 am »
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2013, 09:04:07 am »
"Ah was remindin' mahself o' wha Ah chose this jawb, 'Captain,' an' wha I aym nawt layvin'. Plays don' mayk me chayng mah maynd."
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2013, 09:12:17 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 03, 2013, 09:04:07 am
"Ah was remindin' mahself o' wha Ah chose this jawb, 'Captain,' an' wha I aym nawt layvin'. Plays don' mayk me chayng mah maynd."

"That's "Doctor", thank you, the title Captain is given to Missus' Lexi Jade. And there is no reason to deny your past history, we all do strange things in our lives.[color]
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2013, 09:23:42 am »
Quote from: TCM on July 03, 2013, 09:12:17 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 03, 2013, 09:04:07 am
"Ah was remindin' mahself o' wha Ah chose this jawb, 'Captain,' an' wha I aym nawt layvin'. Plays don' mayk me chayng mah maynd."

"That's "Doctor", thank you, the title Captain is given to Missus' Lexi Jade. And there is no reason to deny your past history, we all do strange things in our lives.[color]
"um I haven't yet and would rather not just yet. Anyway waffle maker fixed any orders for wafflesMAKE WAFFLES
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2013, 11:30:11 am »
"You know with all this waffle insignia all over the ship, we're going to look like a giant space dick infected with herpes."
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #85 on: July 03, 2013, 06:09:48 pm »
Quote from: TCM on July 03, 2013, 11:30:11 am
"You know with all this waffle insignia all over the ship, we're going to look like a giant space dick infected with herpes."
"Its one fighter with waffle stuff on it give me a break"
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #86 on: July 03, 2013, 06:50:24 pm »
Quote from: killerhellhound on July 03, 2013, 06:09:48 pm
Quote from: TCM on July 03, 2013, 11:30:11 am
"You know with all this waffle insignia all over the ship, we're going to look like a giant space dick infected with herpes."
"Its one fighter with waffle stuff on it give me a break"

"Huh, then it looks like we're sending out a singular herpe. That's quite some precision."

((If anyone gets my extremely obscure "singular herpe precision" reference, they get a cookie.))
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #87 on: July 04, 2013, 01:36:35 am »
Quote from: TCM on July 03, 2013, 06:50:24 pm
((If anyone gets my extremely obscure "singular herpe precision" reference, they get a cookie.))

No cookies, only chicken, waffles and booze. You humans are really dense.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #88 on: July 04, 2013, 02:11:44 am »
((turn?? or are we waiting on the captain))
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Pink Starship Fighting Space Dragons
« Reply #89 on: July 04, 2013, 04:36:20 am »
This looks fun.

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Complain about broken Waffle Maker, put on red shirt.
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