" Then point everything possible at it damn you then shoot it!!!!! It broke my waffle maker, this means war damn it. WAR!!!!!! "
Considering we set out with the express intent of slaughtering anything we met....kinda brought it on ourselves(Hey! I posted those actions before we entered combat! There was a turn you ran after I posted those actions the first time before the dragon, and another in which the dragon appeared!)
OBJECTION! I should have completed those actions long before the dragon showed up!
Hey there was a lot of exposition going on, it took up that first turn, and this ship is REALLY FREAKIN BIG. Cleaning it takes awhile.
Also I think you deserve the amount of badassery associated with a mid-dragon-battle spacewalk simply for choosing to be the Janitor.
"Ayup, we're ayut Ridiculous Speud..."
Head to the bridge and begin cleaning up messes.
[5] *after realizing THERE IS A GODDAMN DRAGON OUT THERE, our local scruffy expy mosies back inside. Slowly, like a badass. Then he flips off the dragon before heading to the bridge*
fighter squads on me, we're taking this sob
head out with 10 fighter squads, have 4 squads attack his sides and 6 his front.
[3] *the fighter bays open, launching a small army of extraordinarily expendable ships. [2] The dragon opens its gaping maw and fires a barrage of (relatively) small arms fire, flakking four of the foolish front flankers, meanwhile [5] the squads deployed on its sides flank him beautifully, firing missiles that pierce his poorly thought out armor, ripping holes in the space dragons wings, which seems to be where its engines were....or something.
CASUALTY REPORT. FOUR FIGHTERS FLYING FACING FRONTWARD, ALLITERATION PROTOCOL UNDAMAGED, ENEMY IMMOBILE BUT STILL ACTIVE
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