With my physical form and my prophet, begin curing diseases in the village and converting anyone I can!
Also, if possible, impede Zarut's actions with divine multitasking and power!
(3) You start by curing colds and small fevers
(3) One of Zarut's actions get a -1 this turn.
Followers: 1 prostitute
Enemies: Zarut
I can work with this.
Start making statues that kill people that are on my list of enemies. Then send my followers to convert people.
Murder the assassin's guild using birds of prey. And then erect more trees in where the bodies fell.
(2) You create a statue, just a regular statue. (2) Your followers are sleeping after their party.
(3) You summon an eagle. (5) It swoops down and kills a member of the assassin's guild. (1) You summon
a writer and get angry at yourself for making another typo.
Holy Book: An Account of the Matyrdom of the Prophet of Odessy
Sacred Animals: Birds of Prey
Followers: 1 historian and his family of 10 + 2 servants, an eagle
Enemies: The Followers of the God of Sleep
Party People
Zarut
"You are killing them because they worship jealousy and that is against our religion so now kill them!"
Kill the remaining followers of the god of jealousy because they foolishly left their temple and are now out in the open. Also, if they all die/get injured, take over the temple so it would be dedicated to me.
You give a speech, (4) galvanizing your followers into action. They charge towards the enemy. Then you send down lightning that fries the remaining followers of jealousy and injures 2 of your followers. (3) Your followers enter the temple and begin burning everything that had to do with the god of jealousy.
Followers:
1 prophet
24 villagers
5 injured followers
8 villagers with bows
2 injured villagers with bows
Prophet: Repeat last action.God dammit -.-
Merchants: Last action, but convert those who dislike/are neutral about there current religion.
Assassin's Guild: If numbers are equal/favorable, stand and fight using superior agility to win, if not RUN LIKE HELL!!.
Town watch wives: Last action.
Zarut: Plant MORE holy thoughts about Zarut in the minds of the bishops and such of the other gods.
(4) Your prophet heads to the town square to preach about prostitution. (2) "Dude, prostitution is awesome and stuff, yeah." You wonder that maybe having your prophet preach was a bad idea.
(2) Your merchants take a break
The assassin's guild have about 5 guys, 4 now that an eagle just swooped down and killed one of them. (4 vs. 2) They try to run, but the mob catches them so they turn and fight. (3 vs. 6) The mob kills all of the assassins, with only a few injuries in return.
(6-1) The town watch is converted.
(2) Nope.
Holy Book: 1 turns away from completion. Next installment due in 1 turns.
Followers:
Bob the lazy clean thug prophet with falcon
1 wavering thug attendent
1 rich cloth merchant
30 townspeople
5 merchants
1 book merchant
15 thugs
30 wives of the town watch
30 members of the town watch
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li
Goddess of Wind and Pity
The god of Magic and Disease
Summon a pair of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby to add +2 persuasion to my prophet, and to any I chose for the holy birds to alight upon.
Prophet: continue artistic endeavor, chatting up anyone who will listen, as long as said discussions do not impede the production of the holy book.
Boobs: contact a ... worthy ... pair of candidates. Convince the lady to whom they are attached to join the cause. Request from Persus 13 a spoiler with the current condition of our followers.
(5) Two birds show up, each add +1 persuasion to your prophet
(4) Your prophet gets to work, but (2) hits artist's block
(4) You find a well-endowed lady. (1) The visions you give her drive her insane. (Only in this RTD do you have a 1 in 6 chance of riving your followers insane. Unless your gods name is Cthulhu, in case you have a 5 out of 6 chance)
Followers: 1 artist with two boobies (the bird) adding +1 to persuasion
MOAR ROCK FOR THE ROCK GOD! GIVE THEM MOAR ROCK POWER AND FORCE THEM TO USE IT! TEMPT THEM WITH BITCHES AND DRUGS!
(2) They decide not to do moar rock. (6) You then give them more rock power, which transforms them so they look like KISS. (3) They then start using they're rock power at a moderate level when you mention drugs and women.
Followers: 1 rocker prophet
1 rocker disciple
*sigh*
Fix my prophet's blindness, and continue with the booze plan, expect with blackjack and hookers now too.
(3) Your prophet can see, but needs glasses to see clearly.
(3) Your prophet puts a sign out front saying free booze! (2) No one seems interested.
Followers:
1 old nearsighted strong farmer prophet
Enemies: 1 ugly humiliated former prophet turned successful self-help book author
The Rider: Enslave the ghosts to do my bidding and send them to protect my prophet.
Prophet: Cause all of the horses to stampede into the angry mob.
(4) you enslave 3 ghosts and send them off.
(2) Your prophet tries, but there doesn't seem to be any horse near enough. Then the ghosts show up. (2) The mob doesn't notice them.
Followers: 1 prophet with power over horses
3 ghosts
Enemies: 1 angry mob
Have my profit speak to the crowd that has gathered to hear Marley and Wailers play so the finest damn reggae around, then have my prophet speak to the people of how great I am and how I offer free ganja to all who would follow me.
Forgo the airdrop of weed this time and have the young lordling preach to his uncle about this great new religion in town.
Send mana from heaven aka weed lolipops and have the rest of my flock spread out throughout the town giving them out for free to anyone and everyone, saying simply "Ganja loves you! You should learn to love it him too."
(4) Marley and the Wailers sets up in the town square. (5) "You need Ganja" is looking like a hit. (3) then your prophet stands up. "Do you need Ganja?" (5) "Yes, yes, yes" the crowd seems open to conversion.
(4) The young lord goes to tell his uncle about this new religion. (6) The uncle is converted, but points out that the family disinherits those who do not follow the Cult of VTM.
(1) You airdrop weeds like dandelions and Bermuda grass on the town. You realize that maybe you should have been more specific.
Followers: 1 incredibly high prophet named Marley
14 young men and women
1 young lord and his uncle
Smite him again.
Then move to Khor's village and get a prophet there.
Then proclaim that I am actually Khor and Khor is an impostor who's been needlessly wasting human lives.
IT'S A FOOLPROOF PLAN
(5) You incinerate your prophet with lightning then head to Khor's village. (4) One of Khr's injuured begins babbling about how Khor's wasting lives. (1) He then dies from either his wound, or because a follower of Khor poisoned him.
Dog-Prophet: devour squirrel, gain supernatural power of squirrel compulsion.
Teenage Apprentice: become successful insane mime.
(5) Your prophet eats the squirrel, (3) and can now make squirrels do his will from 1 foot away.
(1) The apprentice's master shows up and whips him before making him go back to work.
Followers: 1 Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing who can make squirrel's do his will adopted by an insane stuttering beaten teenage apprentice who has a side business selling the stuff his dog draws and who can destroy objects with song, but has lost his voice.
(I think I'm going to count myself out of this, I'm afraid.)
The book of angel is enveloped in fire and becomes ashes, as a booming voice yells "I quit!"
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