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Prophet's action: Convert family in non-offensive manner
(3+1) Your prophet heads off to convert his family. (1) His family disowns him and kicks him out of the house.
Drop a bigger chest on the bandits in the lead. Also wake the stone giant from a while ago up and send him to the village to the north again.
You summon a bigger
fish chest. (2) You summon it, but all the bandits manage to dodge out of the way. (2 vs. 1) The bandits stop because they're freaking out about the giant chest. Your followers run a short distance, then come back and start taunting the bandits.
Holy Book: An Account of the Matyrdom of the Prophet of Odessy
Sacred Animals: Birds of Prey
Followers: 1 historian and his family of 9 + 1 servant, an eagle, 7 exiled villagers
Enemies: The Followers of the God of Sleep
Party People
A village that worships Gamel, god of celebrations
Zarut
Command Prophet to preach to his closesty friends
(6+1) YOur prophet in a burst of zeal decides he's going to preach to the entire village. (2) Except most of the village is celebrating Knurd week. It's the only week of the year they drink, and so drink extremely heavily. The rest of the village is in hiding as some of the drunks can get slightly crazy, and they also get a blanket pardon for many crimes.
Followers: 1 prophet + his 2 wives and 7 children
Lupus: gift Dog-Prophet with superior mental strength, so that it may become the Squirrel Demigod. Immortality included, of course.
Explosive Weasels: multiply! Create explosive weasel clans!
Evil Wolves: convert bears.
Dog-Prophet: preach the word of Lupus to all squirrels. Or just enslave them and make them worship Lupus, anyway.
Salmon: convert other salmon.
Lampreys: convert all the lampreys nearby.
Survivalist Apprentice: consider the manifold mysteries of divinity.
(2) You realize that you are going to need to expand his brain to about three times the size in order for this to work.
(4) The explosive weasels are eager to do so and promptly begin to have baby weasels.
(1) The evil wolves decide to attack a human caravan instead! (4 vs. 6) Many of the wolves are slaughtered by the caravan guards, but the wolves kill several merchants and drag one alive of to their den for torturing practice.
(2) The salmon prefers to look for food. (3) He narrowly avoids a river shark.
(2) The lamprey also needs food.
Holy Book:Holy Testament of Barkety-Woof
Followers: 1 unconscious Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing who controls all of the squirrels and has dreams of becoming the emperor of squirrels adopted by an insane stuttering beaten former teenage apprentice who had a side business selling the stuff his dog draws and who can destroy objects with song, but has lost his voice and has now taken to the woods and is living the frontier lifestyle.
20 smart evil wolves
1 salmon
4 lampreys
5 weasels who can make gigantic explosions
3 weasel babies
Enemies: Wolf worshipers of ARwhoooooooo!
ULTRADANCER: EQUIP ALL THE BLING THE VILLAGERS HAD, DISCO INTO BIGGEST CITY AVAILABLE
Followers: shit, keep going, what are you even
(6) The ultra dancer discos into a large thriving city about 9 days away from your original village. You see a large number of armored men coming towards it.
(4) Your followers continue to journey on. (4) They are now half a day's journey away.
On'Li: Stop the burning of the fires. Tell everyone to stop attacking the followers of Zarut and definitely stop destroying the town.
All Followers: Stop attacking the followers of Zarut. Definitely stop destroying the town.
On'Li: Offer Zarut a chance to surrender and submit if he removes the plague from the town.
(1) Despite your yells for everyone to stop fighting, they fight all the more fiercely. (4) However, you soon quiet the blazes erupting around the city.
(6-1) It took a short time, but your followers disengage and run off.
Followers: 1 former prostitute, now prophet
30 in guild leadership
30 townspeople
11 craftsmen
2 lawyers
All the pets and buildings in town
Enemies: Zarut
Healers
Gay Artist: Edit Holy Book into a thing of beauty.
Prophetess: Convert the cult of chastity into a monastic order within my religion.
Governor: arrange for shrines instead.
320 people:
16 become priest class following the prophetess.
8 become assistants to the artist.
Any with military experience become holy knights.
Any merchants, begin spreading the word amongst the traders that pass through.
The rest, build my shrines.
Lich - slaughter those heretics!
Boobs: extinguish the fire. Smite the mob of farmers burning my lich.
(1) The gay artist stops working on the holy book so he can do some of his paid work, including making a huge painting for a cult in the capital.
(4) The prophetess approaches the cult with the proposal. (3+2) The cult agrees, and everyone is happy.
(1) The governor gets extremely pissed off, informing you that shrines aren't allowed in the limits of a village, and must be outside the village limits, and that your requests are justing adding on to that bloody- ARGGGHHHHHHHHH
GOVERNOR CANCELS DO PAPERWORK: Throwing tantrum(6) You give commands and instructions to the rest of the followers who obey, but many seem slightly annoyed that they did't get what they wanted.
(4+1 vs. 3) The lich slaughters most of the farmers before the rest run off.
(6) You decide to kill two birds with one stone by flooding the surrounding area. (6) Everyone, including the farmers survive though.
Followers: 1 gay artist
1 prophetess with two boobies (the bird) adding +1 to persuasion
the town governor
16 priests
8 artist assistants
20 merchants
30 holy knights
242 townspeople
1 lich
go to that university and try to convert everyone at the debate to the best of all religions
(5) The prophet eagerly departs for the forum the next day. (4) He manages to score a few points in the debate, and gets a few followers interested in Marxism.
Have my rockers play again to convert the people.
(4) The rockers head to a nearby open area and start warming up. (3) They do all right, and a few people show up to hear them play. (1) The people are all wearing armor how neat. Then your followers get kicked out. One guard yells "Get out you rocker freaks, you guys haven't been allowed to play in this town since that Ganja dude stated corrupting our youth!"
Followers: 1 rocker prophet
1 rocker disciple
Pretend that was my idea all along and grant my followers the ability to actually make flying machines out of sugar despite all physics saying otherwise and give some machines to the ones going south.
(4) You cause actual sugar fly machines to appear in the square. (3) You give a one-seater to the followers in the south.
(4) Said followers want to get going, (2) but instead take the time to figure out how the machine works.
Followers:
1 prophet
23 villagers
8 villagers with bows
(Journeying South)
1 villager
5 followers with no sense of touch
2 villagers with bows and no sense of touch
STOP THE MADDNESS!!!(while converting if possible)
(4) The mob of followers of windand pity decide to stop, (3) those following the god of magic and disease make one last charge before taking a break. (6) Your followers prematurely lay down their arms. (1 vs. 4-1) The followers of Magic and Disease' charge fails when several of the front-runners trip over corpses and fall over, causing the whole charge to fall to the ground. Your followers form a small perimeter, and kill anyone who manages to get through.
Holy Book: Done. Mediocre, awaiting final installment of money
Followers:
1 teacher
6 workers
5 housewives
5 townspeople
10 wives of the town watch
10 former wives of the town watch
10 servants having affairs with the town watch's wives
Enemies: On'Li
Goddess of Wind and Pity
The god of Magic and Disease
* BEAT UP CRIMINALS 4 GR8 JUSTICE *
(5) The bat-prophet is happy to comply. (1) Then the man he knocked into a chemical vat earlier stuns your prophet, laugh maniacally.
Followers: The Batprophet
5 converts
I'll have the turn up tomorrow.
Also, someone asked why a 6 didn't overshoot. How do you know it didn't overshoot?
*looks at calender*
You just ninja'd the turn. I started this 20 minutes before you posted
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