: Great Leader, Great Leader!
: What is it, Commander?
: The insects are attacking! Our ships are being destroyed left, right and center! What shall we do?
:
*Sigh* I knew this day would come. That's why I had our top scientists develop a final solution for our problems.
: And?
: They failed miserably.
: Fuck.
: Did someone rang?
: Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my office?
: I am Aboth, defiler of worlds, bearer of plagues, reason wh-
: 20 minutes until the insects get within mind control range, sir.
: Alright, I can take a hint. My offer is simple: total destruction of the insect plague in return for your immortal souls.
: ...
: You can do that?
: I am Aboth the mighty! Devourer of planets, Conqueror of cities! Nothing is beneat-
: Perhaps I ca-
: ...
: Aboth.
: Chu-Can.
: I wouldn't listen to his lies, Great Leader. Aboth is nothing but a seller of snake-oils, one who woul-
: You take that back, over-grown crustacean!
: Make me, meat sack.
: You want to say that again to my face, fish brains! I've got more power in my pinky toe than-
: Behold, I am the great Salhab, and I am here...
: Don't tell me that you two got here before me.
: Butt off, frog eyes. I was here first.
: First my ass. That didn't stop you back in Xoth, you bastard.
:
Commander, who are these people and how the hell did they get into my office.:
No clue.:
Well, they're Elder Gods, whose powers are unlimited and whose very presense warps reality. : ...
: And you are?
: I am T'bbhaug, and I have to tell you that it'll be more than 20 minutes until these three fellows sort out their dispute.
: Then what would you suggest we do, T'bbhaug?
: Well, if it were up to me I'd transport all of you to another galaxy for your undying gratitude.
: Keep talking, I want to hear the catch.
: No catch. Though after a couple hundred of years if you were to remember little old me...
: 5 minutes until MIND CONTROL, sir.
: Alright, alright. Deal, T'bbhaug. Move the entire Gnolam population to some other galaxy and you'll have our undying gratitude. Okay?
: Awesome! You might want to cover your ears though, I'm a bit new to this.
: Wait. New to this? I take that bac-HGGGGHN-
: GAH!
: ...
: Nice robes, Great Leader.
: Thanks. You too.
: See? That wasn't so bad! Everything's more or less in order. I might have had to replace most of your internal organs with dark magic, but no biggie, right?
: Dark magic? What the h-
: Kthxbai!
: ...
: That w-
: Not a word.