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[Gamerlord]

((Fuck it, I'll give it a shot. It'll suck, but whatever.))

Hey Gold, you think you're the king?
Bitch, it's time you learnt who rules this ring.
Now, you see, I don't usually rap against you noobs,
But I can't just let this battle go down the tube!

Boy, I rep the land of the venom and fangs,
Head on home, can't you hear that the end bell rang?
You dared talk 'bout ego in the rhymes you sang?
'Great', for that shit you know you're gonna hang!

So now you see, I've brushed you off,
And taken my rightful place at the top,
Oh, and if any little wankers come talking rot,
I'm gonna teach 'em that rappers - they are not.

((There it is. Oh, you know what would be awesome? If Toady did this.))

[RangerCado]

((report to moderator, comment: You gotta try this! Lol... No i didn't just do that))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Lord of the Gamers but not of the Rap,
Your claims aren't hurtful, for they are not apt.
And though some will say
That you won the day,
It's mostly you, so who cares, my old chap?

You make big claims with diminutive words;
When you get down to it, you're for the birds.
It's a tale of how
You're clever as cow.
Now, would you like to stop for rapping thirds?

You claim I'm a noob, but the facts don't match.
Twelve hundred years, thirty thousand posts, natch.
You're just a human
Who's started tuning
Into the thread wherein you I dispatch!

And now comes one more, I've tired of this:
Dozens of rappers in delus'nal bliss.
And yet: I am here,
Pleasing passing ear,
So come and hear a rhythmic, rhyming hiss.

[Gamerlord]

Learn the facts before you spit your rhyme,
You being a noob is not just a factor of time,
Goldie, I've rhymed verse since I was five,
When at this medium did you arrive?

Hundreds of verses I've jotted,
Thousands of rivals corpses left rotted,
So shut your trap, stop your beat,
Before I crush you under my feet,

Mate, you're setting a bad example for the little kids,
They're gonna start thinking they can get up in my biz,
I don't wanna have to stomp their little arses
So just go back to taking those Lit classes.

[Devling]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

((....))

((What? There's lots of things MC could stand for!))

((Hmmph.))

((Now kiss.))

[TCM]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

((....))

((What? There's lots of things MC could stand for!))

((Hmmph.))

((Now kiss.))

((No U.))

[TCM]

Learn the facts before you spit your rhyme,
You being a noob is not just a factor of time,
Goldie, I've rhymed verse since I was five,
When at this medium did you arrive?

Hundreds of verses I've jotted,
Thousands of rivals corpses left rotted,
So shut your trap, stop your beat,
Before I crush you under my feet,

Mate, you're setting a bad example for the little kids,
They're gonna start thinking they can get up in my biz,
I don't wanna have to stomp their little arses
So just go back to taking those Lit classes.

Well I'm BLACK! Black blackitty black!
I'm blacker than black black blackitty black!
Bl-bli-bli-black blacky black black!
Black black black, black black black!

Cuz' I'm Black! And not just black, I'm black than black!
I'm black than black black and black black black!
Black black black, black black bli-blacka-cracka black!
Black black black black black black black!

Yeah Black! Black and black black black!
Blipty-black-black-black-black-black-buh-black!
Really black, black as black!
Black and black and black and black!

I'M BLACK!


/Iwinthreadisdone

[Gamerlord]

What kind of fucked up shit are you trying to pull?
Is this the kind of thing you think looks cool?
Bitch, look back on your rhyme and have a mull,
Cos just like a roo, in a moment you I'll cull.

[Devling]

Your raps are lame,
You're to blame,
What a shame,
This ain't a game,
English You've maimed,
With poor raps all the same.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The pretenders have taken over
Hah! Probably not sober
If they think they can match
The power of the Elf's rap, natch
The rightful Imperator is back
He'll give the pretenders the sack
Maybe a beating for good luck
And then he'll toss them all out into the muck

None of you know
What large weight you try to tow
The weight of the best
Above the rest
That only one Elf, with much zest
Can hope to withstand the test
Of the sacred art of rap
And that's a wrap!

[lawastooshort]

((What's the opposite of inspired? I tried really hard to not come anywhere near replying to this thread but that last one... well.))

Crikey mate, your writtens are simplistic,
Your uncomplicated rhyming schemes
Make you seem anachronistic.
Think you could challenge me?
Ha! In your dreams kid,
You must be masochistic:
You need to work on your themes,
Before you become another rap battle statistic.
You’re a dribbling simpleton, I’m a rapping mystic;
My regime’s gonna reign supreme whilst you’re
Grovelling and pessimistic,
Let’s hear your screams now,
Your rhymes have sent me ballistic.

So.
Still wanna come and have a go at me?
I’m a rapping deity!
A rapping arch-bishop,
Compared to your simpering laity.
They say you can’t polish a turd –
Well, you couldn’t polish your ability,
You rap like constipation,
I crush with spontaneity,
I think you should stay off this thread:
Your presence is absurdity!

Next challenger come forward please!
You know my steez:
Smacking rappers down with contumelious ease,
Wait – jeez – don’t reach for your dictionaries,
It means pummeling you till you plead to humiliating degrees.
Please! Please! Please!
Did you just wet your panties, geez?
Or do you always walk about with dark stains down to your knees?
Your rap’s all huffing and wheezing like 60 a day OAPs,
Mine crush you to a paste like uh…
Cold mushy peas from the British sixties,
So you smeared all about like cheap spreadable cheese.
All your rhymes are poisonous -
Like rap herpes,
Quick!
Call for la’s verbal pharmacy,
Cos you’re all about as wanted as venereal disease.


edit: oops, I mistyped venereal in my raging haste.

[Gamerlord]

((Check your spelling mate.))

[lawastooshort]

((Check your spelling mate.))

((yeah it took so long to reload the page after posting that I went and did something else and then came back and thought oh strewth what a calamity))

[TCM]

((Check your spelling mate.))

((It was still a really good verse to this thread's standards.))

[Gamerlord]

((Check your spelling mate.))

((yeah it took so long to reload the page after posting that I went and did something else and then came back and thought oh strewth what a calamity))

Are you Australian?