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[GreatWyrmGold]

You think you're cool like 40k?
Then I'll ruin your day today!
You're not an ork, who battles on,
You're as cool as a daemon-spawn!

McDreich, small vocabulary,
It's extremely easy to see
How you will soon be taken down
And lose your 'maginary crown.

You Say that Iam's rhymes repeat?
Don't you see the same in your tweet
And twat of what you try to rap
And sound worse a Siri app!

And now that trashing Max is done,
My preparation has begun.
Who will be next to challenge me
And the next from GreatWyrmGold flee?

[Maxinum McDreich]

You call that a battle Goldilocks?
That was a load of bollocks!
You think you can just shove in?
My rhymes are fresh off the oven!
Credit to you, you're as varied as they come.
But you like to make out everyone is dumb!

Hiding behind so called intellect,
means nothing when I stomp you like an insect,
so expect to elect to surrender and save face,
as there's nothing more to do against me than brace,
for the onslaught of raps that I can rattle out
and show you what real rapping is all about!

I have not, and will not be stopped!
Even Yoda says: ''Out you should opt!''
Than to face me head on like you can win.
If you still think you can, where have you been?
So bring it on, I'll come at you full storm,
or at least seem to when it's just the norm.

((This is a lot of fun. Never rapped in my life, don't even like listening to it, except ERB. I certainly don't have the knowledge you guys can probably call upon. I'm just rattling them out for a laugh, relying a bit on poetry and other stuff learned in my days of school in English.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Closest I'd come to rapping before this thread was writing rap battles for The Islands of Misery.))

You want to see one crushed like an insect?
Come a little closer and I'll inspect
My claw for a smear of all your defects.
(Three rhymes for insect? I deserve respect.)

I'm a great wyrm, you're a little baboon
Who learned about rhyme watching his cartoons.
Stop misquoting Yoda, have a balloon
As a consolation prize. Come back soon!

And so the next one cometh, challenging.
I'll hear him come up to the plate to sing
His dissonant song of hate, or something
Disharmonious and bad. On it bring!

[Ottofar]

Oh, please, only four rhymes decked
There are twenty more I can instantly project
While only few of them are truly perfect
They all beat yours, or so I suspect

You're also rapping about challengers, well what'd you expect
I'd let you off bragging easy, no I'll have you wrecked
You think four's good, the very notion I reject
Though your flow's a bit better than I expect'd

There were eight rhymes, or so I detect
Here's four more so you can eject
Though your middle verse I did neglect
A challenge to the next guy I hereby direct

((E: I was a bit surprised I could actually think of the twelve words that rhyme. I think they do, at least, not a native speaker yadda yadda.))

[Maxinum McDreich]

((I may... or MAY NOT, have sung everyone's raps out loud just now...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ottofar, you lowly, fool hypocrite,
You did just as I! You are low as--dirt--
For blaming me on how I'm like you. It
Is not something I ignore, not a bit!
You fail at logic, life, and basic lit!

How can he hope to compete with GreatWyrm
When fundamentally flawed is his form?
Suspicions of quality are confirm'd
By the way his meter and rhyme did squirm!
Such a reputation did Otto earn!

And now I will go to the final part
Of this post, of this work of rapping art:
The part where I tell the next it's not smart
To rap 'gainst me, lest ego fall apart.
You rap at me, you have lost from the start.

[Cheesecake]

Wait, what's wrong with my spelling abilities and when have I  wrongly spelled my name?

[GreatWyrmGold]

((You referred to me as GWG and yourself as MC.))

[Cheesecake]

((MC means Master of Ceremonies or Mic Controller in rap))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

[Maxinum McDreich]

((Temptation to make rap against GWG not knowing about MC rising... ))

[Gamerlord]

((Ptw for hilariousness.))

[TCM]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

((....))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

((....))

((What? There's lots of things MC could stand for!))

[TCM]

((I didn't know that, so I improvised.))

((....))

((What? There's lots of things MC could stand for!))

((Hmmph.))