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[Hubris Incalculable]

So, someone on another forum I frequent came up with the idea of running a text through a bunch of different languages in Google Translate, and calling the result a poem. Here's my attempt:

Ode to Spot

[English --> Afrikaans --> Danish --> Dutch --> German --> Icelandic --> Norwegian --> Swedish --> English]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Felis Cattus taxonomic name,
Hell is quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Vision, olfactory and auditory senses
promote hunting skills and natural defenses.

Finder herself fascinated by dining subvocal oscillations,
And just DEVELOPMENT cat communication
grundlæggende of overflødiggør restaurants hedonistic forkærlighed
and Rhythmic Strogina away your skin. demonstrate kærlighed

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you have lost weight.
And if they are not used to help with the movement
They are often used for display. Publish your emotions

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you back
involves fairly well developed cognitive array.
And if you do not live, lunch, and understand
But I think you are a true and valued friend.

-- poetry data

Let the Translations commence.

[Parsely]

This looks great. PTW.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Another! (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fission#Mechanics)

Fission

[English --> Japanese --> Chinese (Trad) --> Khmer --> Hindi --> Korean --> English]

Neutron fission is not available in a different format.
aisautaub_thngon division (also known as natural fission) Some of the rare long.

Natural materials "nuclear reaction" in the face of nuclear fission - the collision two particles,
the process change and
nuclear bomb
nuclear collisions
of atomic particles became

प्रक्रिया आधा जीवन घातीय परमाणु प्रतिक्रिया के कैनेटीक्स द्वारा निर्धारित किया जाता है को तोड़ने के लिए इस तरह से तय की एक सहज विकिरण नहीं है.

[Xantalos]

PTW.

[Hubris Incalculable]

This looks great. PTW.

PTW.

Hey, don't PTW, contribute! That's why I put it in the games section!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm working on something...but since it requires putting a huge number of short bits through the translator eight times, and I have lots of other stuff I'm doing, it'll take a while.

[Xantalos]

This looks great. PTW.

PTW.

Hey, don't PTW, contribute! That's why I put it in the games section!

But I don't know what you're doing!

[Ross Vernal]

Battle Hymn of the Republic, [English --> Portuguese --> Basque --> Swahili --> Welsh  --> Icelandic --> Norwegian --> Chinese --> English]

Spoiler: Original (click to show/hide)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps:
His day is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His day is marching on.

I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,
Since God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Since God is marching on.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on.

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me.
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
While God is marching on.

He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave,
He is Wisdom to the mighty, He is Succour to the brave,
So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of Time His slave,
Our God is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God is marching on.

Spoiler: Our God In Advance / Old Fashioned Grapes of Wrath (click to show/hide)

My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
To take action in an old-fashioned Grapes of Wrath;
Lightning from the deadly sword terrible:
In fact, her journey.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
In fact, her journey.

I've seen about a hundred prospective geothermal
He built an altar in the evening dew and rivers;
I can read his righteous sentence lights go out and take:
His daily march.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His daily march.

I have read the gospel fire polished metal wire author:
"How to deal with when you look, you my grace shall deal;
Let the hero, born of a woman, with his heels, crush the serpent
Since God in advance.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Since God in advance.

Exodus "never sounded the call key to retreat;
Men's hearts index to determine:
Oh, that in a hurry, my soul, to answer him! Love feet! My
Our God in advance.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God in advance.

Beautiful lilies Christ was born in the sea,
To commemorate his arms, trans digital you and me.
He died to make men holy, we die for the freedom of man,
However, God will enter.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
However, God will enter.

In the morning of the next wave of glory where
Is wisdom and strength, bold relief,
Therefore, his feet on the ground and the soul of his slave,
Our God in advance.

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Our God in advance.

[Ross Vernal]

Lorem Ipsum, Original Text, [Latin --> English --> Esperanto --> Hmong --> Catalan --> Czech  --> Maltese --> Swedish --> English]

Spoiler: Lorem Ipsum Original (click to show/hide)

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[33] At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus, qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti, quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint, obcaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa, qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio, cumque nihil impedit, quo minus id, quod maxime placeat, facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet, ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat…

Spoiler: This almost makes sense (click to show/hide)

But all I have to explain how wrong condemned pleasure
And praising pain was born and background system,
And the fact that the truth,
The master explorer:
Happy life, he says, is here.
It is a pleasure in itself,
because
it is pleasure,
rejects, dislikes, or avoids,
but it's painful for people
who do not know how glad
rational or basically anything that my own pain,
because the pain is hotel,
but because sometimes,
but sometimes circumstances,
but sometimes there are circumstances,
where fatigue and pain, you can get great joy.
Use a trivial example:
We undertake hard physical exercise
except to obtain some advantage from it?

But things have a right to criticize a man
who chooses to enjoy a pleasure
that has no annoying consequences.
Or one endures prevention, the resultant pleasure?
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and hates the term to condemn the man
who is corrupted by the flattery of her
and calm to the current system of joy, pain and suffering
that followed blinded by desire,
unable to defend themselves,
 and quae equal blame belongs weakness of will,
which will be adopted and all medical dispensation.

The session is very simple and easy to distinguish.
Personal responsibility to adhere to these terms
option and nothing prevents any previous case study,
you will be able to make the pleasure of welcoming
and all medical dispensation.
But in certain circumstances and obligations
(or the obligations of business)
is often the case that rejected
or accepted way of entertainment.

Knowledgeable person,
so things that are necessary
to reject any pleasure or pain
to prevent deterioration persists,
please let me know...?

[Hubris Incalculable]

This looks great. PTW.

PTW.

Hey, don't PTW, contribute! That's why I put it in the games section!

But I don't know what you're doing!

I'm just taking a block of text and translating it in Google Translate, then translating the result to another language (rinse, lather, repeat), ending with English, and, when I'm done that, I chop it up into a poem. Easy as that.

[Dariush]

I'm pretty sure that when translating from non-English to non-English Google first translates it into English, and from English to the desired language.

[Caesar]

Spoiler: Original (click to show/hide)

Vessel on her delivery or latest upon vessel's arrival at first load port, to be ready to receive  allowed and intended cargo with clean-swept free of loose rust scale holds and tight, taunch, strong and in every way fitted for the service, having water ballast, winches and donkey boiler with sufficient steam power, or if not equipped with donkey boiler, then other  power sufficient to run all the winches at one and the same time (and with full complement of officers, seamen, engineers and firemen for a vessel of her tonnage), to be employed, in carrying lawful merchandise,intention load ferts but with possibilities for other harmless bulk cargoes or other breakbulk cargoes and bagged cargoes.

I work with ships, and this is just one of the basic 'charter party' clauses which are formed (basically a form of contract). It's not an excerpt from any actual contract. You should be able to find it by googling "government form time charter contracts approved by the New York Produce Exchange".

Processing..

English -> Turkish -> Danish -> Irish -> Latin -> Dutch -> Esperanto -> Tamil -> Russian -> French -> Gaelic -> Japanese -> English

Done!

Spoiler: Sufficient moisture in the ass (click to show/hide)

A strong all types of appropriate,
Heavy ballast of the door,
First of sufficient moisture in the ass,
Coming from the possible set,

Other vessels and powerful,
Gas container and boiler,
Or offer the consent of the scale,
Scanning taunch water,

Rust and throw the man,
Of objects or the valve,
Some sailors that support,
Ready to provide,

And people with no boiler,
Ass, sin and engineers,
But the transport of other,
Facilities that are designed,

For loading vessels,
For a bag of fertilizer,
and dry bulk I will send.

True art.

Spoiler: Disclaimer (click to show/hide)

No offense was intended!
I removed all brackets from the 'poem' to make it more classy and shifted some comma's around. All the words are as delivered by the translator. Try it yourself if you don't believe me!
Judging by the amount of times 'ass' ended up in the last translation, I presume that one of the languages used describes a lot of things as being 'asses'. "Ass, sin and engineers", for instance, seems translated from 'officers, seamen and engineers'.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Decernimus (source: Declaration of Arbroath, original Latin text)

[Latin --> German --> Japanese --> Czech --> English] (with sections removed from the result for better poetic flow)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brother blessed Peter,
as a property of our country
based on betrayal and deceit without stigma
recognize his father's predecessor
as king father Sir Edward of England,
is that now or not used,
harass them
Injury, imprisonment
prelate violence and massacre,
a fire burned down the monastery
robbery,
religion killing without entering a number,
what other position,
if he does not experience it
will never describe also be thought completely.

from the evil myriad of these,
with soothing later,
his legacy and his people,
our Prince, Lord and King,
fatigue and wound healing
is due to Robert, sir,
without the risk of a hungry hardness.

Our own king, we tried,
but our enemies to expulsion as himself
in the kingdom of the company or society,
and wished the king of English or Great Britain,
if you should stop from the beginning
that it is and that will be good Defending our others.
It is not subject to any of us Britons
as long as a hundred of us survive.
That is not for the fame,
fortune and the bad guy loses,
but in his life, for freedom,
our struggle, honor himself.

Therefore, in his pious feelings for each other,
praying every emergency uprightness
of heart and spirit, heart, mind,
on the ground are there no difference between Jews

it is also a burden,
a view of the church of his father,
and brought suffering and effort
of the British corner of the Greek,
English or Scottish,
to us and to the old days
is the father and pastor,
that is to find a place,
so that his peace,

for anyone who was king of the Britons,
for us to support you deign to Scotland to be used,
and be happy enough for a king more than seven.
To this end, we win the peace
something we do in fact due to our situation.

A Christian, a Christian,
please contact the end of the day,
which is limited and Christians,
angry face, you, the Pope,
and the anger, guilt, pagan day

Holy Cause your call,
what the church is subject eclipse or scandal in his eyes.
Then he wakes pretend Prince Christian
in because they can not go to the relief of the Holy Land
into war with its neighbors.
You will because of weak resistance
and gain near real soon
due to the difficulties in the area
had less than their own.

However, the LORD is our king and white,
we could leave us in peace
to the King of England went into this place,
unless they are hidden and spirit.
It will always be a pastor,
Christian and all of Christ.

I'm pretty sure that when translating from non-English to non-English Google first translates it into English, and from English to the desired language.

Oh well, it still makes for fun and art.

[Caesar]

A Christian, a Christian,
please contact the end of the day,

I can see this becoming part of the chorus of some sort of rock song.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Ass, sin and engineers", for instance, seems translated from 'officers, seamen and engineers'.

The jokes here are too obvious.