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[kaian-a-coel]

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"HOLY FUCK THE CITY'S EXPLODING".
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You, sir, won the thread. You made my day.

[Itnetlolor]

I don't really multiplayer, but a good troll move is find a power line in someone's structure/house, and dig just under the perimeter of the house Deep enough to not be noticed, but shallow enough to maximize effect), and redstone wire it, and link the wire to TNT, and link it to the switch. And wait.

Next time they return to their structure/home, especially at night, and flip the switch to light up the pace (likely piston lanterns), and then a suspicious hissing sound occurs. You know the rest.

[LuckyNinja]

Wow! I'm honestly flattered by the response to my post, thank you all so much! Especially flattered by werty892 putting it in his sig-text, first time anything I've written here has been sig-worthy!

I do fear now for any future time when I post in a similar thread, because now I'm going to have to top it with something more extreme!


- Lucky / Squiffy

[tahujdt]

My friend gave me op on his server, to allow me to dig some diamonds I found under spawn. Days later, he has yet to deop me. I now have creative and can do whatever I want. All that I've done so far is put Herobrine's face on a mountainside. Any ideas?

[Slayerhero90]

Apply overgrowth to creations. Stone becomes mossy and covered in vines. Trees grow where dirt can be found. Wool fades in color. Wood rots. Water collects in holes. Make their places look like they've not been lived in for ages.

[Lectorog]

Last night, I was setting up my room in my friend's Xbox world for running various survival games. We got creative mode so we could decorate our rooms however we wanted. Restrictions were nothing that could burn the house down and nothing that could be useful once the games started, including valuables for currency.

I hid item display frames behind bookshelves covering an entire wall; in those frames were diamonds and every spawn egg.
Discovered by someone looking around my room.
I put a door on the shelf wall and a chick behind it, with a sign to keep the door closed as to not let the chick out.
Widened the mansion by two tiles: I completely recreated the three-story wall with a space between it and the original wall.
Host asked "What the hell are you doing?" before I could create my secret passage.
So I rounded out the corners on the ground floor. My room was on the second floor. The corners got two pillars added to them, obscuring the still-open original corner.
Tunnel led from behind the bookshelf wall to underneath the house. Covered up with a piece of wood so it was entirely undetectable.
In the hole I carved out underneath the mansion, I put two chests full of diamonds, spawn eggs, diamond equipment, and buckets of lava.
Then I carved out two spaces underneath the entire floor and filled it with TNT. Probably won't even bother linking it to anything. I heard the host is planning on making a basement.

[alexandertnt]

I built a music-playing contraption just under my friends base, playing a simple little tune over and over, and boxed it in bedrock.

He ended up completely relocating and building a new house. somewhere else.

[itisnotlogical]

On the entire surface of the End, after the server got together and beat the Enderdragon, I built wooden doors hooked up to the shortest clocks I could find on alternating pulses. Nobody really got what I was doing, but a few other people randomly joined in and started helping. Nobody goes in the End much anymore.

[A Spoony Bard]

At one point I had joined an anarchy server with my friend, one with minimal rules and such. When I stepped out of spawn I was assaulted and attempted to defend myself with my fists. Immediatly, a man with diamond gear comes and kills me for attacking other people. Reasonably pissed, but without equipment, I leave to start a house with my friend.
Eventually, we get iron gear and plan to ambush said player. He quickly puts down both of us, which makes me increasingly angry. However, during the battle, I discovered something incredibly important; due to the poor condition of the server, attacking someone too quickly would cause the server to start lagging.
With this newfound knowledge, I charge out and attack the man in diamond gear with only my fists. During that time, I probably clicked my mouse faster than I ever did in my life. The server stopped, everyone seemed to be frozen in place, meanwhile, I nimbly jumped an pranced around the man in diamond, swing my fist all the way.
 After feeling I had punched enough, I stopped and backed away. The server slowly began to speed back up, and the man in diamond armor flew through the air, being hit by invisible fists. I watched as he was flung around, and finally saw the message that he had been slain. I promptly picked up his gear, as he accused me of hacking.
Eventually he came to engage me in combat again, and I repeated the feat, this time with a diamond sword. By the end of the day, a champion had fallen, while my friend and I celebrated back at our secret base. The server closed down a week later.

[Thexor]

On the entire surface of the End, after the server got together and beat the Enderdragon, I built wooden doors hooked up to the shortest clocks I could find on alternating pulses. Nobody really got what I was doing, but a few other people randomly joined in and started helping. Nobody goes in the End much anymore.

Step 1: Disable sound.

Step 2: Build secret base in the End.

Volia! A hidden base that will never be discovered by pesky interlopers! (At least until somebody wonders why you'd willingly enter the Zone of Deafening.)

[The13thRonin]

The following is true:

Once upon a time I played on a server which you could claim chunks as 'faction' spaces and no-one except people from the faction could remove blocks from these spaces [although they could still loot chests]. I was part of the third biggest faction in the server along with a few friends. The town was very large and elaborate with thick walls and a glass dome for a roof. The creator of the town was extremely proud of the faction and his crowning achievement was the vault that all the towns wealth was locked in... We're talking hundreds of gold and diamond blocks. The vault itself was housed by huge iron block doors underground which were controlled via a five digit red-stone combination lock. The vault was so secure that we used to accept payment to have people store their stuff in our vault.

One entrepreneurial young fellow decided that he would like to break into this vault which was widely accepted as being impenetrable even by the admins that controlled the server. And he quickly discovered the one weakness in the system... The creator's hubris... He had made the system too elaborate and large. The thief tunneled under the town border and found a natural cave that allowed him into the inner-workings of the red-stone under the town. He supposedly studied the red-stone for an entire week [it was a pretty complicated design]. He was pretty sure he had the combination worked out but he still needed access to the vault. He waited for the opportune moment to strike. One morning at 3:00am there was only a few players from our faction on and all were out of town except for one. Stowing away his diamond gear and wielding only a wooden pickaxe the thief approached the gates and hailed the player [a new recruit to the faction] to come over.

The new recruit was suspicious of the thief, asking what his business was. The thief claimed to want to also join the town and would like to see inside before he made his mind up. After some to and fro where the thief was able to recount several prominent members of the faction and some faction business that he had picked up through careful observation over the last few weeks the rookie finally let the thief into the town. The thief asked to see various things the town was famous for, taking his time before finally requesting to see the vault. "I dunno" the rookie said, "I don't think I'm supposed to take people down there." "Come on, whose it going to hurt?" replied the thief. "What am I gonna do? Rob the place?" Both the players laughed, and the rookie opened the doors that led down into the vault. Upon reaching the giant iron doors the thief quickly discovered a huge problem with his plan...

The combination lock required a series of stone buttons to be pressed in the correct order for the vaults to open... He thought he knew the combination but he was unable to press the buttons due to being on our factions space. Panicking for just a second the clever thief quickly devised a devious, yet risky plan. "Hey I really appreciate you showing me around town" he told the rookie... I have just one piece of diamond and I'll give it to you if you'll humor me with a little game." "Okay!" the rookie said without a moments hesitation "what do I have to do?" "I'll hit a bunch of numbers on the door over there and if you can hit them in the same sequence I'll give you the diamond." The rookie paused for a moment but deciding that there was no way that this innocent looking fellow with his wooden pickaxe could possibly know the key to the vault he obliged...

As the rookies hands hit the last of the five digits the iron blocks were pushed aside by pistons and the vaults interior was revealed. The thief paused for a moment and with slight regret muttered "sorry" before drawing his diamond sword and cutting the rookie in two. Rushing into the vault he gathered as much as his inventory would hold and threw everything else on the floor to disappear. Later on he would post the entire story of how he cracked the vault onto the server forums...

The faction collapsed shortly after due to financial ruin and many members deserting in disgust. But even the creator of the town and the vault had to give the thief credit for penetrating the impenetrable vault before he too left the server...

And that is the tale of Oceans Eleven... Minecraft style.

[RedWarrior0]

No, that's just Ocean's One.

[Azated]

Urist McSteve

[stabbymcstabstab]

That is the most awesome minecraft story I've ever heard.

[OREOSOME]

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"HOLY FUCK THE CITY'S EXPLODING".
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I want to sig this please.