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[Ddynamo]

sorry, arrows

I use the skills I learned when I built the shed next to my house to build a wall around my church, using the metal and wood left over from the building that I didn't tear down. I took all of them, leaving behind only a few pieces. I left room inside the wall for gardens and farms. A tremor hits the area, and it does nothing to my wall, so that's assurance that it is sturdy. I left a hole for now so that I could get in and out.

Character Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory-Way too much to list, thank-you.

Injuries-None to speak of

Special perks
*Shepard-increased knowledge of livestock, but decreased knowledge of the sciences.
*Basic medicine-Know how to use medical supplies better.
*Wants to fight-this means war, zombies...and...whatever else is out there.

Wearing-medieval armor

Previously-We fortified the church in preparation for the coming onslaught.

Modifiers-Preparing for epic battle

[Ddynamo]

bump

[GreatWyrmGold]

Am I the only one following this?

Anyways. Next, we need something to block the way in for when we sleep.

Try to find a boulder about the same size as the "gate".

[Ddynamo]

I can't find any boulders in this perfectly flat grass land, but I can probably use something else. I'll take the hinges of the bathroom door, attach them to wooden planks, and attach that to the gate, and make it an actual gate/door. My shed had a door too, so I know what I'm doing. It locks too. All I do is nail and unnail a plank to the door and wall.

Character Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory-Way too much to list, thank-you.

Injuries-None to speak of

Special perks
*Shepard-increased knowledge of livestock, but decreased knowledge of the sciences.
*Basic medicine-Know how to use medical supplies better.
*Wants to fight-this means war, zombies...and...whatever else is out there.

Wearing-medieval armor

Previously-We fortified the church in preparation for the coming onslaught.

Modifiers-Preparing for epic battle

Yes, it does seem like you're the only one following this, I don't know why though. 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, that worked well.

Check our stockpiles of stuff.

[Ddynamo]

I have the following items

toilet paper, sword, medieval armor, broken sharp crook,food, two pepsi bottles, one coke, wood, nails, books, journal pages, flammable material, lighters and matches, metal rake, five rolls of duct tape, bow, arrows, hammer and other tools.

I can hear them coming.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Try to find or improvise a ladder so I can see over the wall easily.

[Ddynamo]

Is using the steeple okay as a way to see over the wall?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Probably. How high does it get us me, relative to the top of the wall?

[Ddynamo]

The top of the steeple is twice as high as the wall

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, that should be great!

Start gathering noisy and/or flammable things to the top of the steeple. Estimate zombie horde size.

[Ddynamo]

I believe there are two thousand zombies heading my way. I take all my noisy and flammable object to the steeple

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...Where did they all come from?" Well...there's no turning back.

Make a pile of the flammable stuff outside the wall. Create a moltov cocktail or a few. Pray.

[Ddynamo]

I create fifty Molotov cocktails, and then pray in the church, seems appropriate, I guess. Unfortunately, these seem a bit faster than the ones I faced earlier. They are nearing my fortress. QUICKLY. They sprint now.

Character Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Inventory-Way too much to list, thank-you.

Injuries-None to speak of

Special perks
*Shepard-increased knowledge of livestock, but decreased knowledge of the sciences.
*Basic medicine-Know how to use medical supplies better.
*Wants to fight-this means war, zombies...and...whatever else is out there.
*Blessed-We feel more confident than ever before.

Wearing-medieval armor

Previously-We fortified the church in preparation for the coming onslaught.

Modifiers-Preparing for epic battle

From now on, things start to get interesting, now I start to give the undead special perks. Survival of this battle is the next checkpoint, b.t.w. Of course, survival is my choice, isn't it?


 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait until the horde reaches the flammable pile.

Set it aflame with a Cocktail or two.