sadly, i think i need to arrange an unfortuanate accident for my paladin... He is a Paladin AND a vamp. Just found my cheif medic drained of blood (he was a starting dwarf, and friends with half my population) The joys of a near instantaneous tantrum spiral (followed by a ragequit as the tantrum spiral escalated to a loyalty cascade when my military got involved.) Total time from discovery of they body, to the death of the fortress, 3 minutes.
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Went to legends viewer to check out the paladin...
In 47, midwinter, Oshgat became obsessed with it's own mortality and sought to extend it's life by any means.
In 49, midsummer, The Silvery Glimmers was claimed in Crabsinned by Oshgat.
In 49, midsummer, Oshgat learned (LIGHT_SECRET) from The Silvery Glimmers
In 53, late autumn, Oshgat linked (UNKNOWN) to the dwarf Gatin Saffronoceanic.
In 53, late autumn, Pinerain the Wet Lions was claimed in Crabsinned by Oshgat.
In 53, late autumn, Oshgat learned (FOOD_SECRET) from Pinerain the Wet Lions
In 54, early spring, Oshgat linked (UNKNOWN) to the dwarf Vudnis the Storms of Spiking.
In 54, early spring, Conflagrationquest was claimed in Crabsinned by Oshgat.
In 54, early spring, Oshgat learned (WAR_SECRET) from Conflagrationquest
In 55, early summer, Oshgat linked (UNKNOWN) to the dwarf Thabum the Excavation of Gems.
In 64, late summer, Bronzemines was claimed in Crabsinned by Oshgat.
In 64, late summer, Oshgat learned (GEOMANCY) from Bronzemines
In 67, early winter, Oshgat profaned (1) in Crabsinned.
In 67, early winter, the dwarf Anan the Mists of Night (DEITY_CURSE_VAMPIRE_12) on Oshgat.
In 72, late autumn, Oshgat aroused general suspicion at Crabsinned after a murder
In 72, late autumn, Oshgat became a UNKNOWN JOB in Crabsinned.
In 72, late autumn, Oshgat settled in in Seducerfolds.
In 73, Oshgat became a UNKNOWN JOB in Seducerfolds.
In 77, midspring, Oshgat settled in in Wiredanvils.
So in Summary, 4 sets of secrets AND vamp. If anyone has an idea of how i can use him without having to resort to an "unfortunate accident" please let me know... this dwarf is a badass.