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[NoahTophatz]

You are under attack by a horde of Marmalons, what do you do?





thread renamed due to loss of Marmalons

[scapheap]

Look up 'how to cook Marmalons: 101 recipes'

[NoahTophatz]

You check the table of contents in the 'how to cook Marmalons: 101 recipes' book but there doesn't seem to be anything that could help.

[Scionox]

Be Marmalons

[NoahTophatz]

You attempt to become a Marmalon, but all you manage to do is badly insult the Marmalons.
The Marmalons will kill you in 3 turns

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Hack the world and kill all the Marmalons.

[NoahTophatz]

You hack the world and attempt to kill the Marmalons, but you only manage to kill 12 of them before the world administrator stops your hacking attempt, luckily the marmalons killed were the 12 closest ones (+1 turn)
The marmalons will kill you in 3 turns
12 marmalons killed

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Screw reality, kill the administrator with a pickaxe, and use the administrator's powers to ban Marmalons from this server.

[NoahTophatz]

Unfortunately You don't know where the administrator is, You attempt to use the administrator's power to ban the Marmalons but only manage to summon a Banhammer and the Marmalons are getting closer.
The Marmalons will kill you in 2 turns
12  Marmalons killed

[miauw62]

Use magic to kill marmalons.

[NoahTophatz]

You use your magic powers to make a giant fireball which you throw at the Marmalon Horde, killing 24 of them and wounding 5 of them(+1 turn), but using the power tired you out (next turn 50% less effective)
The Marmalons will kill you in 2 turns
36 Marmalons killed
5 Marmalons wounded

[kopout]

use necromancy to make the dead Marmalons rise up and kill the rest, turning them into zombies as well

[GreatWyrmGold]

Consider what a Marmalon is.

[NoahTophatz]

You use Necromacy on the dead Marmalons only managing to resurrect 12 of them, the Zombie Marmalons then attacked the living Marmalons managing to convert 6 of them to the undead. The rest of the Marmalons fled from the Zombie Marmalons splitting into four groups. Using magic has tired you out (next turn 50% less effective)
Close group will kill you next turn (4 Marmalons)
Left group will kill you in 2 turns (8 Marmalons)
Right group will kill you in 3 turns (11 Marmalons)
The far group will kill you in 4 turns ( Marmalons)
42 Marmalons killed (18 Zombie Marmalons with Partial control)
2 Marmalons wounded

Spoiler: note (click to show/hide)

50% less effectiveness includes minions

Free turn
As you cast the necromatic spell you ponder on what a Marmalon is noting the following facts

Spoiler: facts (click to show/hide)

1. They are living
2. They can get angry.
3. They form into hordes
4. They are trying to kill you
5. They exist
6. You have no idea what a marmalon is.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Cast Marmalons to Marmalade!