Speaking of fish in the sea you just reminded me of something I need to do....
Also, think you could have someone start a player turn up right now with just your stuff Halfling?
I just got an image of UristMcHalfling going "don't worry kid, theres plenty more fish in the sea!" "the fuck are you talking about Urist? Everyone knows nothing exists in the sea."
Yeah its retarded but it made me chuckle a bit
Yeah... I asked earlier if laula or Krevsin want to play, didn't get reply yet.
My universe is so minimal I don't feel like drafting anyone tbh, since all you can do is mine rock and grow pumpkins and wait to get slaughtered by a beast. If nobody wants to show off their halfling storytelling, then I'll tell you a story in a couple of days.
The seas are barren... actually this world is a horrible place now unless you like pumpkin and dogs and literally only pumpkin and dogs, as there's barely anything else.
Even the creation myth reads like a horror story. Unlike in some myths, here God was definitely not a natural craftsman. After creating the stars and the earth, god brought forth the first of all creatures on a plain of rock, in a temple where magma and water meet. The first of the firstborn, the halflings Adam and Eve, instantly conflagrated and burned with inner heat while trying to kill each other out of mercy. So god declared living creatures should not have a higher inner temperature than it takes to melt their flesh. Next verse, god decides the spine and the skull are to be inside a halfling's body and not on the surface, and that clothing is to be worn on the skin and not on the skeleton. Later still, trying to create hair, the creator makes everyone grow hair as thick as their bones all over their bodies, that's in all the colors of the rainbow in patches. Next verse details the creation of the "face" in the front of the head to be home to various formerly randomly scattered body parts. Then god possesses one halfling to murder a hundred in order to test whether their skulls are sufficiently thick. And it's just downhill from there on when the combat prowess of all the rest of creation is measured by how many halflings they can kill. That's why leading halfling academicians craft and bury elaborate fossils in the earth to later uncover and theorize on - to protect everyone from having to know the horrible truth of the world.