You decide that since you don't exist, you have no way of perceiving the objects that are not around you that do not exist. Since you cannot percieve these objects, you have no way of observing the nature that they do not have. The ten objects double don't exist because you don't exist to not observe their non-existence.
You decide that since you do not exist and cannot observe the non-existence of things that do not exist, you must exist in order to not exist and not observe things you cannot observe because they don't exist. You reject your non-existence and exist in spite of existing not existing.
The TARADOX intensifies, causing things to triple not exist and exist at the same time. Since things do not not not exist, they do and do not exist, except for your existence, the
TARADOX, the double non-existing TARADOX, the five things that triple never always doesn't exist, the ten things that double don't exist, the hypothetical fifth wall and the non-entities that do not exist relative to the non-existent fifth wall.
1.
- You exist. Some things do not exist, other things double do not exist, some things have always never do not exist, and some other things triple don't exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the many nonexistences of other things that quantum don't exist.
2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that double not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. You cannot perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are triple no longer at least five things around you that always never don't exist. There are no longer at least ten things around you, because they double do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they triple don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that double do not exist
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.
3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by being unable to perceive things that triple do not exist.
- A TARADOX does exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The double non-TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.