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IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS.

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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE.

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Five tons of flax.

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Fnord.

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Pentabarf.

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The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.

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King Kong Died For Your Sins

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Ewige Blumenkraft

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Total Members Voted: 16

[Ross Vernal]

You decide that since you don't exist, you have no way of perceiving the objects that are not around you that do not exist. Since you cannot percieve these objects, you have no way of observing the nature that they do not have. The ten objects double don't exist because you don't exist to not observe their non-existence.

You decide that since you do not exist and cannot observe the non-existence of things that do not exist, you must exist in order to not exist and not observe things you cannot observe because they don't exist. You reject your non-existence and exist in spite of existing not existing.

The TARADOX intensifies, causing things to triple not exist and exist at the same time. Since things do not not not exist, they do and do not exist, except for your existence, the TARADOX, the double non-existing TARADOX, the five things that triple never always doesn't exist, the ten things that double don't exist, the hypothetical fifth wall and the non-entities that do not exist relative to the non-existent fifth wall.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You exist. Some things do not exist, other things double do not exist, some things have always never do not exist, and some other things triple don't exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the many nonexistences of other things that quantum don't exist.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that double not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. You cannot perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are triple no longer at least five things around you that always never don't exist. There are no longer at least ten things around you, because they double do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they triple don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that double do not exist
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by being unable to perceive things that triple do not exist.
- A TARADOX does exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The double non-TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

[Chink]

Decide that, since you are not observing objects, they must exist to be not observed.

[Remuthra]

Create five planes of nonexistence to classify the level of paradoxical existence-nonexistence duality perceived.

[Ross Vernal]

You decide that since you are not observing objects that do not exist, they must exist on some level in order to not be observed.

You further decide to create a scale to classify how little or how much things exist, and begin to sort all of the things into these categories. With this being done, you <do something> to <do something> about <emotion/opinion>, and it is <emotion/opinion.>

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You exist. Some things exist. Some things do not exist, other things double do not exist, some things have always never do not exist, and some other things triple don't exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the many existence/nonexistence of other things that maybe quantum do/don't exist.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that double not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. You cannot perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are triple no longer at least five things around you that always never don't exist. There are no longer at least ten things around you, because they double do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they triple don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that double do not exist.
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by being unable to perceive things that triple do not exist.
- A TARADOX does exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The double non-TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

4.
- Things may or may not exist in five states of potential existence.
- You possess the ability to determine in which state they do or do not exist.
- You possess the ability to change the states of these objects.
- These states have always never not existed and retroactively do and do not apply.
- You have a list of these states and these things.

Spoiler: Things That Exist (click to show/hide)

- You
- TARADOX
- Nonexistence
- Things You Know
- The Five Categories of Existence

Spoiler: Things That Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- Existence
- Things that you don't know about
- TARADOX
- Everything
- Nothing

Spoiler: Things That Double Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Unknown unknowns
- Known unknowns
- Ten things
- The fifth wall and the entities behind it

Spoiler: Things That Triple Don't Exist, or Always Never Didn't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five things
- Known unknown unknowns
- TARADOX universes
- Logic

Spoiler: Things You're Not Sure About (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five things
- Ten things
- Unknown unknown unknowns
- This list

[Chink]

Decide that logic exists, for we used it to classify objects into existence and non-existence.

[Remuthra]

Cause the concept of modifiers to not exist, thereby allowing the classification of nonexistent things by these modifiers. Classify objects.

[Armok]

Adopt the philosophy of Realism.

[Ross Vernal]

Decide that logic exists, for we used it to classify objects into existence and non-existence.

You decide that logic exists. Somehow.

Cause the concept of modifiers to not exist, thereby allowing the classification of nonexistent things by these modifiers. Classify objects.

You decide that modifers no longer exist, and that by them no longer existing, you can classify non-existing objects. After briefly questioning whether this applies to things that don't exist multiple times, you decide that your new invention of Logic will allow such a thing.

You classify the objects as Perfectly Generic Objects, which are generic and inert cubes with slightly beveled corners. Five of them are blue, ten of them are green.

Adopt the philosophy of Realism.

You refuse to spoil your Nonsensoleum with any such realism. Reality is over-rated and unrealistic. HAIL ERIS.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You exist. Some things exist. Some things do not exist, other things double do not exist, some things have always never do not exist, and some other things triple don't exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the many existence/nonexistence of other things that maybe quantum do/don't exist.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that double not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. You cannot perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are triple no longer at least five things around you that always never don't exist. There are no longer at least ten things around you, because they double do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they triple don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that double do not exist.
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by being unable to perceive things that triple do not exist.
- A TARADOX does exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The double non-TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

4.
- Things may or may not exist in five states of potential existence.
- You possess the ability to determine in which state they do or do not exist.
- You possess the ability to change the states of these objects.
- These states have always never not existed and retroactively do and do not apply.
- You have a list of these states and these things.

Spoiler: Things That Exist (click to show/hide)

- You
- TARADOX
- Nonexistence
- Things You Know
- The Five Categories of Existence
- Logic
- Eris

Spoiler: Things That Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- Existence
- Things that you don't know about
- TARADOX
- Everything
- Nothing
- Modifiers
- Eris

Spoiler: Things That Double Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Unknown unknowns
- Known unknowns
- Ten Perfectly Generic Objects, Green
- The fifth wall and the entities behind it
- Eris

Spoiler: Things That Triple Don't Exist, or Always Never Didn't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five Perfectly Generic Objects, Blue
- Known unknown unknowns
- TARADOX universes
- Logic
- Eris

Spoiler: Things You're Not Sure About (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five Perfectly Generic Objects, Blue
- Ten Perfectly Generic Objects, Green
- Unknown unknown unknowns
- This list
- Eris

[GreatWyrmGold]

Since nonexistence is existent, and existence is nonexistent, paradoxes obviously exist.
Paradox and logic are nearly opposites, hence both existing is a paradox. This is further proof that paradoxes exist.
Since the above logic made sense, circular logic exists.

[Ross Vernal]

Since nonexistence is existent, and existence is nonexistent, paradoxes obviously exist.
Paradox and logic are nearly opposites, hence both existing is a paradox. This is further proof that paradoxes exist.
Since the above logic made sense, circular logic exists.

You contemplate this line of thought, but then realize it is not 5 words or a multiple of 5, and therefore disregard it as spurious.

[GreatWyrmGold]

However, the line of thought included three separate (true) statements. Three and five are primes. This connects the two numbers.
This is enough of a connection because circular logic works. Obviously.

[Ross Vernal]

However, the line of thought included three separate (true) statements. Three and five are primes. This connects the two numbers.
This is enough of a connection because circular logic works. Obviously.

You count the words, find them to be 30, perform some mental gymnastics, and accept Insane Troll Logic as perfectly valid logic for reaching logical conclusions.

Because, you know, it's obvious.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You exist. Some things exist. Some things do not exist, other things double do not exist, some things have always never do not exist, and some other things triple don't exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the many existence/nonexistence of other things that maybe quantum do/don't exist.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that double not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. You cannot perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are triple no longer at least five things around you that always never don't exist. There are no longer at least ten things around you, because they double do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they triple don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that double do not exist.
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by being unable to perceive things that triple do not exist.
- A TARADOX does exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The double non-TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

4.
- Things may or may not exist in five states of potential existence.
- You possess the ability to determine in which state they do or do not exist.
- You possess the ability to change the states of these objects.
- These states have always never not existed and retroactively do and do not apply.
- You have a list of these states and these things.

5.
- Logic exists.
- Insane Troll logic exists.
- Because of both of these, the TARADOX and TARADOX intensify.
- 3 and 5 are prime numbers.
- Prime numbers exist.

Spoiler: Things That Exist (click to show/hide)

- You
- TARADOX
- Nonexistence
- Things You Know
- The Five Categories of Existence
- Logic
- Eris
- Insane Troll Logic
- Prime Numbers

Spoiler: Things That Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- Existence
- Things that you don't know about
- TARADOX
- Everything
- Nothing
- Modifiers
- Eris
- Trolls

Spoiler: Things That Double Don't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Unknown unknowns
- Known unknowns
- Ten Perfectly Generic Objects, Green
- The fifth wall and the entities behind it
- Eris

Spoiler: Things That Triple Don't Exist, or Always Never Didn't Exist (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five Perfectly Generic Objects, Blue
- Known unknown unknowns
- TARADOX universes
- Logic
- Eris

Spoiler: Things You're Not Sure About (click to show/hide)

- TARADOX
- Five Perfectly Generic Objects, Blue
- Ten Perfectly Generic Objects, Green
- Unknown unknown unknowns
- This list
- Eris

[GreatWyrmGold]

Since circular logic exists, circular
Logic exists. We established the
Existence of circular logic last
Time. Thus, we can also
Tell that everyone is a
Truth-teller, since everyone says
They are a truth-teller
And truth-tellers always tell
The truth. Hence, lies do
Not exist, as if everyone
Always tells the truth, lies
Can never be told. Simple!

[LordBucket]

Grab the hand making bunny
ears over our head. Deduce
that since it didn't exist
until we grabbed it, clearly
we're a god. Hug Eris.

[Armok]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_realism