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HAIL ERIS! -><- KALLISTI -><-  ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE.
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Five tons of flax.
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Fnord.
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Pentabarf.
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The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
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King Kong Died For Your Sins
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Ewige Blumenkraft
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Author Topic: You And Insane Troll Logic: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum  (Read 2417 times)

Ross Vernal

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You and A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2013, 03:47:39 pm »

You decide that since you don't exist, you have no way of perceiving the objects that are not around you that do not exist. Since you cannot percieve these objects, you have no way of observing the nature that they do not have. The ten objects double don't exist because you don't exist to not observe their non-existence.

You decide that since you do not exist and cannot observe the non-existence of things that do not exist, you must exist in order to not exist and not observe things you cannot observe because they don't exist. You reject your non-existence and exist in spite of existing not existing.

The TARADOX intensifies, causing things to triple not exist and exist at the same time. Since things do not not not exist, they do and do not exist, except for your existence, the TARADOX, the double non-existing TARADOX, the five things that triple never always doesn't exist, the ten things that double don't exist, the hypothetical fifth wall and the non-entities that do not exist relative to the non-existent fifth wall.


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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2013, 03:59:52 pm »

Decide that, since you are not observing objects, they must exist to be not observed.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2013, 04:05:08 pm »

Create five planes of nonexistence to classify the level of paradoxical existence-nonexistence duality perceived.

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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2013, 04:35:58 pm »

You decide that since you are not observing objects that do not exist, they must exist on some level in order to not be observed.

You further decide to create a scale to classify how little or how much things exist, and begin to sort all of the things into these categories. With this being done, you <do something> to <do something> about <emotion/opinion>, and it is <emotion/opinion.>

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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2013, 05:12:51 pm »

Decide that logic exists, for we used it to classify objects into existence and non-existence.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2013, 05:14:59 pm »

Cause the concept of modifiers to not exist, thereby allowing the classification of nonexistent things by these modifiers. Classify objects.

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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2013, 05:23:12 pm »

Adopt the philosophy of Realism.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2013, 12:57:51 pm »

Decide that logic exists, for we used it to classify objects into existence and non-existence.

You decide that logic exists. Somehow.

Cause the concept of modifiers to not exist, thereby allowing the classification of nonexistent things by these modifiers. Classify objects.

You decide that modifers no longer exist, and that by them no longer existing, you can classify non-existing objects. After briefly questioning whether this applies to things that don't exist multiple times, you decide that your new invention of Logic will allow such a thing.

You classify the objects as Perfectly Generic Objects, which are generic and inert cubes with slightly beveled corners. Five of them are blue, ten of them are green.

Adopt the philosophy of Realism.

You refuse to spoil your Nonsensoleum with any such realism. Reality is over-rated and unrealistic. HAIL ERIS.

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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2013, 01:19:06 pm »

Since nonexistence is existent, and existence is nonexistent, paradoxes obviously exist.
Paradox and logic are nearly opposites, hence both existing is a paradox. This is further proof that paradoxes exist.
Since the above logic made sense, circular logic exists.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2013, 01:26:03 pm »

Since nonexistence is existent, and existence is nonexistent, paradoxes obviously exist.
Paradox and logic are nearly opposites, hence both existing is a paradox. This is further proof that paradoxes exist.
Since the above logic made sense, circular logic exists.

You contemplate this line of thought, but then realize it is not 5 words or a multiple of 5, and therefore disregard it as spurious.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2013, 01:40:11 pm »

However, the line of thought included three separate (true) statements. Three and five are primes. This connects the two numbers.
This is enough of a connection because circular logic works. Obviously.
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Re: You And A TARADOX: An Erisan Game Running on Discordian Nonsensoleum
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2013, 01:51:07 pm »

However, the line of thought included three separate (true) statements. Three and five are primes. This connects the two numbers.
This is enough of a connection because circular logic works. Obviously.

You count the words, find them to be 30, perform some mental gymnastics, and accept Insane Troll Logic as perfectly valid logic for reaching logical conclusions.

Because, you know, it's obvious.

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Since circular logic exists, circular
Logic exists. We established the
Existence of circular logic last
Time. Thus, we can also
Tell that everyone is a
Truth-teller, since everyone says
They are a truth-teller
And truth-tellers always tell
The truth. Hence, lies do
Not exist, as if everyone
Always tells the truth, lies
Can never be told. Simple!
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Grab the hand making bunny
ears over our head. Deduce
that since it didn't exist
until we grabbed it, clearly
we're a god. Hug Eris.

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