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IT IS MY FIRM BELIEF THAT IT IS A MISTAKE TO HOLD FIRM BELIEFS.

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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE.

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Five tons of flax.

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Fnord.

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The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.

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[Ross Vernal]

You Exist. Or, alternately, You Are.

It sure is <emotion> to Be, isn't it? And when it comes down to it, you know very little. What you do know is the following five things:

• You probably exist.
• Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
• All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
• Aside from knowing you may or may not exist depending on your frame of reference, that things relate to 5 if you look at them hard enough and squint, and that truth is relative to the beholder, you (probably) know nothing.
• You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on your potential existence and/or ignorance.

So, now what?

Spoiler: Narrator Note (click to show/hide)

This is a game I'm walking that will be updated on an odd schedule. I'm doing this basically as a creativity vent for when I'm not updating Kai Queen, Adventuring Party, or the future Corporate Space Marines.

Rules, you ask? What rules?

There are no rules. The Goddess prevails.

HAIL ERIS! --><-- KALLISTI --><-- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

[kj1225]

Look around.

[Remuthra]

Create concept of player input.

[Ross Vernal]

You invent the concept of player input, and take input from beings who may or may not exist behind a fifth wall, assuming the concept of walls exist and that there are five of them around you. Somewhere.

You look around.

You see at least five things of an unspecified nature that may or may not give you unspecified opinions, like "Wow, that thing over there is the most generic object I've ever seen!"; "I'VE SEEN SOME THINGS, (WO)MAN. THINGS AND STUFF." and/or "Is that what they call art these days? My child of an unspecified gender who may or may not exist could potentially create art that is equal to or greater than this example of possibly-modern art!"

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You probably exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- Aside from knowing you may or may not exist depending on your frame of reference, that things relate to 5 if you look at them hard enough and squint, and that truth is relative to the beholder, you (probably) know nothing.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on your potential existence and/or ignorance.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that may or may not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your possible existence.
- You can visually perceive the presumed existence of things.
- There are at least five things around you.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on these things.
- You may or may not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

[Remuthra]

Require all commands to be a multiple of five words long. It only makes sense.

[Ross Vernal]

You decide to only consider commands that are issued in a multiple of five words long. You review the command you were just given, and accept it as valid because it is fifteen words long.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

- You probably exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- Aside from knowing you may or may not exist depending on your frame of reference, that things relate to 5 if you look at them hard enough and squint, and that truth is relative to the beholder, you (probably) know nothing.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on your potential existence and/or ignorance.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that may or may not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your possible existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words.
- You can visually perceive the presumed existence of things.
- There are at least five things around you.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on these things.
- You may or may not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

[Remuthra]

Invalidate previous command to look around on the basis that it doesn't comply with the newest rule, erasing previous observations.

[Ross Vernal]

You decide that since the previous command to look around consisted of two words, which is not a multiple of five, it retroactively did not happen.

The things no longer exist. As in, they actually no longer exist, not may or may not exist like you do or don't.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

- You probably exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- Aside from knowing you may or may not exist depending on your frame of reference, that things relate to 5 if you look at them hard enough and squint, and that truth is relative to the beholder, you (probably) know nothing.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions on your potential existence and/or ignorance.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that may or may not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your possible existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the presumed existence of things.
- There are no longer  at least five things around you.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these things, because they actually do not exist.
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

[Remuthra]

Look around you in a neccesarily metaphysical and mysterious manner.

[Xantalos]

Look into yourself in such a manner that your inner side reveals itself in a way both glorious and terrible.

[Ross Vernal]

You decide to perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor of vision.

There are now at least ten things that may or may not exist, relative to your possible existence in a spatial sense. This is <descriptor>, since the last time you didn't perceive things, there were or were not five things that definitely don't exist now.... you think.

You perceive yourself and determine that:

a) you exist
b) You are omniscient except for the things you don't know
c) You may or may not be enlightened and/or insane.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You exist. Other things probably exist, too.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your actual existence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the potential existence of other things.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that may or may not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your actual existence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the presumed existence of things. However, you perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are no longer at least five things around you. There are at least ten things around you.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they actually do not exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that may or may not exist.
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by perceiving things.
- A TARADOX exists.
- A TARADOX does not exist.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

[Remuthra]

Create concept of nonexistence. Refrain from creating concept of existence.

[Ross Vernal]

You create nonexistence and delete existence.

The TARADOX that does not and double does not exist intensifies and does not intensify, since non-existence has to exist to not exist. You do not exist.

Spoiler: You Know (click to show/hide)

1.
- You do not exist. Other things also do not exist.
- Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- You are omniscient, except for things you do not know.
- You may or may not have unspecified or specified opinions and emotions on your nonexistence and/or omniscience/ignorance, as well as the  nonexistence of other things.

2.
- You can accept input from possibly imaginary beings behind a fifth wall that do not exist in some temporal/spatial relation to your nonexistence, but only if said input is expressed in 5 words or a multiple of 5 words. You apply this rule retroactively to all other commands.
- You cannot visually perceive the nonexistence of things. However, you perceive things in a metaphysically mysterious manner, albeit in a muddled metaphor akin to that of vision.
- There are double no longer at least five things around you. There are at least ten things around you, but they do not exist.
- You do not have unspecified or specified opinions on these five things, because they double don't exist. You do, however, may or may not have specified or unspecified emotions about the ten things that do not exist
- You do not have a hypothetical child of unspecified gender who can potentially create what you presume to be modern art.

3.
- You may or may not have the power to create TARADOXES by perceiving things that do not exist.
- A TARADOX does not exist. The TARADOX has intensified.
- A TARADOX double does not exist. The TARADOX has double not intensified.
- You are enlightened and/or insane.
- You are neither enlightened nand/nor insane.

[Remuthra]

Do not perceive the nature of the nonexistent objects nearby.

[Chink]

Hastily refuse to not exist.