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[LordSlowpoke]

I don't know why, but it seems this new version has somehow increased my FPS about threefold before turned on the limiter. Unfortunately, this increased performance seems to always eventually cause my laptop's fan to go crazy, which makes me very fearful to continue playing in such a state.

Anyway, today I worked on Magic Tower, and it has grown quite a bit.
...sip...

Space penis!

I didn't intend to make a space penis. I just wanted to make tall tower, then broaden the top so there would be more room, then added a dome to the top.

It is possible I subconsciously wanted a space penis.

please do not leave orbit, space freud will be deployed to your location within a reasonable timeframe

[Rose]

Spoiler: We at Big Moma welcome you. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Featuring a sleek, streamlined outer hull, Big Moma brings only the best in luxury conveyance. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: We offer spacious, tastefully decorated rooms, each with dual windows, giving a clear view of the surrounding stars and planets. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: For relaxation, we offer a pool and tanning benches, with lighting perfectly calibrated to simulate natural sunlight. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Poor-person accommodations are also provided, in case you feel a need to lord over those less fortunate than you are. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: If you are worried that the afore-mentioned poor people might hit on your girlfriend, we have that covered too, with a windowless room featuring handy pipes that you can use to hand-cuff that uppity street-rat. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And finally, a spacious hangar bay is provided, where, for an additional charge, you may park your Space-Rolls, where it will be offered the same state-of-the-art protection as the rest of the ship. (click to show/hide)

[Chaoswizkid]

-snip-

... I want to live in your giant space plane...

[Kadzar]

Spoiler: And finally, a spacious hangar bay is provided, where, for an additional charge, you may park your Space-Rolls, where it will be offered the same state-of-the-art protection as the rest of the ship. (click to show/hide)

So you're saying an uppity street-rat can't sneak off with my girlfriend into the hangar to make out with her in my Space-Rolls?

Also, this cements in my mind the idea that I want to eventually make a space cruise ship.

[Rose]

So you're saying an uppity street-rat can't sneak off with my girlfriend into the hangar to make out with her in my Space-Rolls?

Big Moma offers no liability for non-usage of the pipe handcuff room.

[Aseaheru]

I may decide to redownload this (missed some updates) and join you nuts.

[jocan2003]

That big mama.....

[Urist McScoopbeard]

-snip-

... I want to live in your giant space plane...

"I'm tired of these motherf*ckin' space-snakes on this motherf*ckin' space-plane!!!"

[Greiger]

Everybody makes all these fancy round and cool looking things, and my best stuff still looks blocky.

Hmph.   Maybe I should build for durability instead of style.   Fill that niche instead.

[Facekillz058]

I follow a hexagonal hull style, being that squares aren't stylish, and I can't fit as much into circles.

[Glloyd]

Everybody makes all these fancy round and cool looking things, and my best stuff still looks blocky.

Hmph.   Maybe I should build for durability instead of style.   Fill that niche instead.

Seriously? I took a quick flight by/through your station. Those gardens are beautiful. I'd buy a station off you anyday.

[Glloyd]

Also, this cements in my mind the idea that I want to eventually make a space cruise ship.

DO IT.

I'd pay good credits for a berth on that. You'd have to make the ship unfactioned though, so people could get around. Then take some nice leisurely sight seeing cruises through the system.

It'd all end when the space Somalian pirates board us and hold you hostage...

Now I want handheld weapons and hostile mobs. Damn.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post

[Shadowlord]

It'd all end when the space Somalian pirates board us and hold you hostage...

If it's unfactioned, that'll be quite easy... Anyone can plant dis-integrators on the hull, or even directly on the core, and threaten to ram them with something. If they're placed directly on the ship, when they go off, the shields don't do a thing (unlike trying to ram a ship with another ship composed of a huge block of dis-integrators, which is mostly pointless if it's at all shielded)

If the ship's not moving and the dis-integrators are outside, you can use a tiny ship as a drone by starting it towards the dis-integrators and hopping off before it gets there. Alas, when you hop out you tend not to be facing towards the explosion. (I sometimes do this to remove my own capital ships in singleplayer, as it tends to be quick and easy)

(If it's factioned, you can't plant dis-integrators on it unless you're in the faction)

[jocan2003]

Also, this cements in my mind the idea that I want to eventually make a space cruise ship.

DO IT.

I'd pay good credits for a berth on that. You'd have to make the ship unfactioned though, so people could get around. Then take some nice leisurely sight seeing cruises through the system.

It'd all end when the space Somalian pirates board us and hold you hostage...

Now I want handheld weapons and hostile mobs. Damn.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post

Space titanic... story of a ship being blown up by an asteroid on the first flight.

[Eric Blank]

It'd all end when the space Somalian pirates board us and hold you hostage...

If it's unfactioned, that'll be quite easy... Anyone can plant dis-integrators on the hull, or even directly on the core, and threaten to ram them with something. If they're placed directly on the ship, when they go off, the shields don't do a thing (unlike trying to ram a ship with another ship composed of a huge block of dis-integrators, which is mostly pointless if it's at all shielded)

If the ship's not moving and the dis-integrators are outside, you can use a tiny ship as a drone by starting it towards the dis-integrators and hopping off before it gets there. Alas, when you hop out you tend not to be facing towards the explosion. (I sometimes do this to remove my own capital ships in singleplayer, as it tends to be quick and easy)

(If it's factioned, you can't plant dis-integrators on it unless you're in the faction)

...Schema really needs to put an in-cockpit arm command on those things so your disintegrators don't go off just because somebody touched you. Unless you wanted them to.