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[Digital Hellhound]

The Byzantines never give in, do they? We should've filled the Empire with kinsmen so we wouldn't need to worry about power changes.

[Ghazkull]

Part 2: Civil War in Byzantine

FAMILY! I HATE FAMILY! Damn , those ingrateful Bastards! First the Carpathian Emperor tries to assassinate me, then Erdvilas the Pommeranian King declares his independence the moment my troops crossed the Border to Byzantine!

But not with me, nooo....you want to betray Kunos the First? You want to awaken the Dragon? HAVE IT YOUR WAY!


March, 1136

RATS! RATS EVERYWHERE! First my own Family Members and now this! The Germans and even our ancient Homelands are in Rebellion for independence! Lead by the Pope (this is just getting ridiculous) they have risen against me. But i will show them too, they will bleed and they will bleed bad.

And now this:

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the following pages are filled with RATS! EVERYWHERE!




August, 1139

HA! I got your wife Edvilas, oh how she screamed and screamed, for days on end, flayed in front of your own Capital. I will have you too, sooner or later.

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September, 1139

Damnit, the Germans suprised us at Krosno.

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December, 1139

We nearly had Bzersko when the German Devils where upon us again!

After the Defeat at Krosno, my Vassal managed to gather a new host, now we will see how the German Rebels deal with somebody of equal stre-

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Note to myself, replace this bumbling fool when i have the time and make somebody more useful High Priest...



January, 1140

NO! YOU USELESS SPINELESS BASTARD! I should have you flayed for your incompetence...

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March, 1140

Templin. A name which will be beaten into the head of every single on of my vassals. I found the army of Eadvilas. THey almsot immediately surrendered upon facing my twenty thousand men with their eight...

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Eight Thousand Flayed People nailed to crosses and several miles of road later, everyone would know that rebelling against me is not a good idea.




August, 1140

No....NO! This mongrel son of a street harlot dares to declare war on ME? THE EMPEROR OF WENDLAND?

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I will have his head too in time...


November, 1140

Lost, all is lost. Treachery in my own ranks, a peace negotiated against my will, WE COULD HAVE WON GODDAMNIT.
I-i just needed more time....time.

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December, 1140

Because Invading Babarians, Rebelling Lords and Christians aren't enough:

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June, 1141

Limanova. A name symbolizing shame and defeat for the Eastern Hordes. And a symbol of how you win wars with coin. Eleven Thousand hastily hired Mercenaries send them running HAH.

It was a clsoe thing though, until their marshal died after a heroic charge directly into a line of pikes. Tosser.

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October, 1141

Hah, finally some good news. While my cough has worsened, i finally managed to bring down Eadvilas.

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His public flaying and that of his treacherous allies was balsam for my soul.



November, 1141

I am a Kinslayer. Well if half of Europes Nobility belongs to your family you inadvertely kill some of them. Like my Dear Kinsman the German King who had rebelled together with the pope. Well today he learned a valuable lesson: if you rebel always,always, always check your food for poison. HAH.

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Three Days Later

Rats! Rats everywhere!

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December 1141

I am considering suicide...

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[Dutchling]

Looks like peace and stability has once again left the lands of the Lithuanians

[Digital Hellhound]

You could give in, play the vassal game for a while. No need to stress yourself with the problems of running the biggest Empire of the civilized world.

[Dutchling]

How's my son doing, he or his descendant should be high chief of Bavaria?

[Ghazkull]

Well we have a King of Bavaria of our Dynasty, could be your descendant.

[Dutchling]

He must have been quite productive while you are king Hippie were off doing ruining the realm.

He should have been my heir D:

[Digital Hellhound]

I favoured him a lot, Dutchie. He was nothing like you, Dad - he was a good and loyal brother, caring nothing for your cruel ambitions, and I rewarded him as such. His death was a great blow to the realm and his successor was an incompetent fool.

[Dutchling]

I was actually planning on making him as powerful as possible so just in case the wrong son would inherit, he could replace the pretender and become king himself.

Obviously I died a little too early to do that :x

[Digital Hellhound]

But see, he had no wish to take over. He loved his brother, the rightful heir. For his service (and the high opinion) he was awarded new realms and honors such as the Kingdom of Bavaria. Your plans failed, old man. His heart was pure - he would never have betrayed me.

[Dutchling]

That just shows that whatever polluted the bloodline at your birth affected poor whatshisname too :c

[Ghazkull]

Yeah well now he is betraying me and trying to take the throne and for that i will have him flayed. HAH.

[Digital Hellhound]

Yeah well now he is betraying me and trying to take the throne and for that i will have him flayed. HAH.

Nah, that's his sucky son or, like, nephew. I fully support any type of flaying going around.

[Azthor]

I'd like to sign up, depending on the queue; if my would be turn comes within the month, I will have a save ready within the day; any longer, however, and it is for best that you just skip me, as I don't know what my schedule will be like.

[FritzPL]

Back from the camp a week earlier. Put me back in the queue, please. Also, regarding the latest developments?

"Emperor Kunos I of Wendish Empire gains 'Insane' trait..."