(sorry if this post sounts over- or too dramatic, it's just how I am)
So.
Some things went down.
During the last 10 years(man time flies past in this game) I kept trying to om nom nom some small counties by my border, married my family into other dynasties, educated child fun, in other words nothing in particular for an emperor. Thing is, I ignored the factions.
Yeah.
It is quite obvious which one I picked.
At first I was 'fuck what do this not gon be gud', because I did just lose a kingdom off my hands, a small kingdom, but kingdom nontheless. Small rebel counties popped up here and there as well, making it a bit harder to assemble a doomstack.
You can see it's not as bad as it looks now. Even with
Pommerania Pomorze rebelling, I still outnumbered them, 47k vs ~13k. I gave orders for my troops to siege lone counties and then regroup by the rebel kingdom's border.
Then, something very unexpected happened.
...yeah.
Kind of a shame, kind of a relief. Shame, because my brother Kantibutas wants his butas really kicked - he holds two fucking kingdoms, has 1/3 of my men and still doesn't like me. He's not even ambitious, he's just got too many things in his childhood and now he wants a diamond-encrusted platinum alloy pink fucking ferrari or something. Piece of shit.
Relief, because I don't have to deal with them. Always good.
Those are the provinces I've conquered so far. Kind of shit, considering that I could just eat Denmark or Sweden with a single 50k army, but I decided to take it carefully. The eggplant-shaped one I plan on making the kingdom of Finland, and definetly not giving it to Kantibutas.