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[IronyOwl]

Ar'kahal let out a bark of laughter.

Leave all matters celestial and arcane to you, in secret, and focus on our worms and dirt, is it? HA! You fiddle with your corners however you like, Sextant, but don't think I'm playing in the mud for your sake."

[Dermonster]

"There is not yet even mud. Which is part of the issue, in fact. The world is barely formed, and you have already produced an atmosphere most corrosive. If you have failed in such a simple prospect as 'air', how could you grasp the intricate systems of which I would put into place?"

Auphanims Gyroscope spins rapidly, and then halts. "In any case, someone must put work into fixing this gas, and populate the world. I do think that if you knew what my plans were, you would quite enjoy them. Your goals, though differing in origins, are markedly similar to mine."

[IronyOwl]

"Pfah! 'Failed?' Who says there's anything wrong with chlorine for air? My trees like it just fine, and so far that's all that matters.

So no, nobody's 'fixing' my air. It's fine the way it is, and quite a bit better than your mound of rock surrounded by a pit, if I might add.

And if I'd 'like' your plans so much, why so quiet on 'em? If you ask me, you're up to somethin' selfish again. Thinking you'll get all the power or own all the stars if you pull this off without any of us knowing about it. Well I say good riddance; I'll handle all the real work, you play with your shiny baubles."

[kj1225]

Kyle pipes up.
"Oh, look who's complaining! At least you guys get to do your own thing, I have to work out what to do with other people!"

[flabort]

"Yeah! We minor gods can't even get something started without the aid of each other or one of you big wigs!"

[kj1225]

((Oh dear, I seem to have started a revolution.))

[flabort]

((I was already planning on this, I was just waiting for the right time))

[kj1225]

Kyle stands up addressing the minor gods behind him.
"Why are we the ones getting held back!? Are we all not equally important!? Why is it that we are the ones who have to decide on what we do!? I say down with this oppressive system! Rise up comrades and take what is ours!"

[Dermonster]

Auphanim spins languidely. "Shush children, the grownups are talking."

[kj1225]

Kyle turns around and points at Auphanim.
"And you! You are the worst of them all! You don't even let your fellow gods know what you're doing! You are scum! And the sum of everything I despise!"
Kyle punches Auphanim and storms off to the opposite end of creation.

[flabort]

((Greek mythos time!))
"Our opinions are so unimportant to you that you address us as young mortals to be swatted away with the wave of a hand, as unimportant as that? We are not children, nor are we powerless! You will see what we can do!"

[Dermonster]

(Rapidly discovering that 'wisdom' is a non-entity at early morning hours.

Now to turn the sea into rum.)

[IronyOwl]

((DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOIS IMMORTALI!

Though I guess that's like the first three generations of Greek mythology, so there's precedent at least. Ninja'd.))


"HMPH! You maggots've got no power on your own 'cause you're worthless on your own. Would've thought that'd be obvious.

And if you want me to care about your vaunted opinions, gimme a reason to. 'My feelings are hurt and I want you to do things for me' ain't gonna cut it, Mortal."

[kj1225]

Kyle yells from across existence,
"If I'm so mortal why can't you kill me!?"

[Dansmithers]

"Yeah! What he said! Down with the Pantheon and all that jazz.
EDIT:Let's make an Great Devourer to eat ALL the major gods. Who's with me!