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[BFEL]

Mastacheese! Y U no master mapmaking?

Because he's mastah procrastinating?

[mastahcheese]

So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dorf!BFEL is still a dwarf.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

Mastacheese! Y U no master mapmaking?

Because he's mastah procrastinating?

This, I haven't really felt up to it lately.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

illllll just be taking this, thankyouverymuch.

edit: kind of sad, really, this took up my whole sig space and I have no idea how to link to the sig thread, eh, ill just go with the old fashioned method, when I can be arsed.

[Remuthra]

And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

illllll just be taking this, thankyouverymuch.

edit: kind of sad, really, this took up my whole sig space and I have no idea how to link to the sig thread, eh, ill just go with the old fashioned method, when I can be arsed.

Muahahahahaaaa!

[BFEL]

Wow, that post has gotten me into two sigs already

[Xantalos]

Also, what mating with a dragon would've gotten you was an asskicking from both gods before you could do the deed.

[Remuthra]

Not from me, though! I would have blessed you!

Because INSANITY.

[Xantalos]

That's not insanity, that's just sex.

[Remuthra]

Yeah, but he's crazy enough to try it. Even with two gods stating they'll smite him.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

DAMMIT, AND I WANT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE SIG THREAD! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMOR GOLD!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Remuthra]

DAMMIT, AND I WANT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE SIG THREAD! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMOR GOLD!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Yes, yes, feel the pain...
It's <url={I AM A URL OF THE PAGE YOU WANT TO LINK TO}>. >=].
Especially since I could just tell you at this point how to do it.

[Elephant Parade]

DAMMIT, AND I WANT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE SIG THREAD! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMOR GOLD!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Do you not know how? Add this to your signature.

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[url=(insert your sig thread post's url here)]Sig thread.[/url]

[BFEL]

Also, what mating with a dragon would've gotten you was an asskicking from both gods before you could do the deed.

I would think that you at least would approve somewhat, seeing as its basically a corruption of your archnemesis' favored race

[Dorsidwarf]

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[Aseaheru]

Spoiler your over-large awesome please. And please label spoiler with a warning. We dont need to go blind here, do we?