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[Elephant Parade]

Keep calm, everybody. No need to worry. Yet.

I may just try and make a "natural" undead, like husks or something from resident evil. Mind you they'd take ALOT to control.

I may invest some points into death magic just to stop elephant parade from destroying the world with a golem army. He can't stop necrosis now before he becomes mechanized, can he?

EDIT:
Am I the only one whos worried about Elephant Parade right now? With an invincible mechanical army that he can just cause to appear out of nowhere? Capable of wiping out any city already with a single fortress that flies? Anyone at all worried?

You'd need an

to control them? Why?

[flabort]

Because of the mnemonic triggers in it's blank stare, the common alot is able to control unnaturally stupid creatures such as zombies and husks. For this reason, the SCP foundation has decided to designate alots as a whole species as SCP-473-J.
Containment is far from complete.

[highmax28]

If that thing is the size of what I'm imagining it as, you might want a few of those to herd an army of mindless and very dangerous undead.

And you're threatening to steal stuff and if anyone comes up with an idea you go "not unless my golem army says anything about that."

I swear, you're the strongest power so far, we REALLY don't want you to blow up the planet and kill everything in te matter of ~30 rounds

[Elephant Parade]

If that thing is the size of what I'm imagining it as, you might want a few of those to herd an army of mindless and very dangerous undead.

And you're threatening to steal stuff and if anyone comes up with an idea you go "not unless my golem army says anything about that."

I swear, you're the strongest power so far, we REALLY don't want you to blow up the planet and kill everything in te matter of ~30 rounds

Well, the golem army doesn't exist yet, and the whole switch-to-technology thing might not work out too well. I still need to fix a few problems with my plans. Anyway, I don't plan to interfere in things much, other than trying to nab all the power relic things and defending my base. You guys assume I plan to go to war, when really I'd rather not.

[Xantalos]

Plus everyone's forgotten about me.

[highmax28]

Plus everyone's forgotten about me.

I'm actually tempted at working with you. I need corpses. You want to destroy and kill and have an army at your side. Don't you see that we need each other?

[flabort]

No, your a very powerful threat. What everyone's forgotten about is the people in PM discussion with mastahcheese about their actions, god powers, and/or planets.

[Elephant Parade]

Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.

[Xantalos]

Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.

Which one was this?

[Elephant Parade]

Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.

Which one was this?

The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.

[Xantalos]

Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.

Which one was this?

The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.

...
Show me it. Xantalos lazy.

[highmax28]

Only thing I can see happening is Xanta snake swallowing BFEL whole and then digging upwards through the rubble of the fortress. He'll struggle with the water, but he'll live and then come out like that giant zombie sperm whale I always think of seeing when I see an ocean biome...

[Elephant Parade]

Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.

Which one was this?

The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.

...
Show me it. Xantalos lazy.

I'm honestly not sure where it is. I believe it's 10-20 pages back.
From what I remember, these were the hints:
  -One is in somebody's possession. (Does the tower count as being in the builder's possession? Because that would totally be a misleading way to hint at this.)
  -One is buried deep beneath the earth. (Y'know, I think I know what this one is, but I'm not saying.)
  -One is in a faraway land. (I don't know. Terraformer, maybe?)
If I'm wrong, mastahcheese could repost them.

[Xantalos]

And as I said far before:
HMM I WONDER IF I'M THE UNDERGROUND ONE

[mastahcheese]

Ok, another hint, none of those things I mentioned are living entities.

What everyone's forgotten about is the people in PM discussion with mastahcheese about their actions, god powers, and/or planets.

Also, this.