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[Elephant Parade]

< Eat remaining sandwiches

[4]

You eat the remaining sandwiches. You have gained STATUS BARS!

>summon finished game

[5]Action is successful, with a cool bonus.

You do so! You create an entirely new forum game, and it's really cool!

<Summon, SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS, GO!

[4]

You summon the SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS to your side. They are ready to defend you from harm.

>Summon Threadromancer to revive the thread that this guy:

>summon finished game

Keeps attempting to kill. Like seriously, is it that bad to end it outright?

[1]Epic Fail

A mysterious dark force attacks mastahcheese!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|=======---| (Life)
|========--| (Hunger)
|==--------| (Completion)

Spoiler: SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS (click to show/hide)

|==========|

[wer6]

Spawn in as Necromancer, Necromance all the things if not spawn as plane.

[highmax28]

>Create a derail cannon that whenever a derail happens, it fires something random in this list:

1) confetti
2) Forks and knives
3) streamers
4) cannonball
5) pie
6) Nuke

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<use heavy sandwich rangers to defeat the dark forces, also summon sandon to help organise the sandwich heavy rangers.

[Elephant Parade]

Spawn in as Necromancer, Necromance all the things if not spawn as plane.

[1]

It's not that type of game.

>Create a derail cannon that whenever a derail happens, it fires something random in this list:

1) confetti
2) Forks and knives
3) streamers
4) cannonball
5) pie
6) Nuke

[1]

The derail cannon explodes in your face, damaging you.

<use heavy sandwich rangers to defeat the dark forces, also summon sandon to help organise the sandwich heavy rangers.

(Y'know what? I'm done with my overly complicated weird system.)

(5)The sandwich rangers fire sandwich cannons at the dark forces, inflicting massive damage!

===

(5)The dark forces fire a pulse of dark energy, draining life and hunger, as well as damaging the map!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|=====-----| (Life)
|======----| (Hunger)
|=---------| (Completion)

Spoiler: SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS (click to show/hide)

|==========|

[highmax28]

>Activate the souleater ability; use life to deal extra damage to the enemy! Do it until we run out of extra life

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.

[BFEL]

(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.

You realize you just appended the term "USEFUL" to posting in a DERAIL THREAD.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.

You realize you just appended the term "USEFUL" to posting in a DERAIL THREAD.

I mean in the game, not that I'm useful to society anyway, not yet at least, but still.

[blademan9999]

>Make everyone start dancing!

[mastahcheese]

RAGE

I just read the entire thread.

Btw, how will non-civilizations (i.e. dragons and Exalted) combat with civilizations and their tech levels? Will there be ways for ancient beings with the right dice rolls to compete with new technologies like the spaceships and weapons of mass destruction?

They'll think if something, I'm sure.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I think somewhere in this thing mastha pointed out the fact that there are different types of magic in the game world and maybe the other creatures will still have special types of magic?

Or remember that having a uncivilised species doesn't nessecarily mean that they won't advance technologically, well, it may but creatures in the wild have been known to solve logic puzzles both man made and organic, like bending a wire to wrap around a box of bird food for a crow, or cracking nuts with rocks.

Wait.

Dragons riding UFO's!

[Elephant Parade]

>Activate the souleater ability; use life to deal extra damage to the enemy! Do it until we run out of extra life

(4)You gained a new Skill: Soul Eater!

(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.

(5)You successfully create a full clone.

>Make everyone start dancing!

(6)You use your Bardic Music to make everybody start dancing! Including yourself!

RAGE

Mastahcheese gets a +1 to mastahcheese's actions for being mastahcheese.

(3+1)You become ANGRY!

===
(5-1)The forces of darkness launch a barrage of energy bolts, which inflict heavy damage on the SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS.
(1-1)The SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS all shoot themselves in the head.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|=====     | (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)
|=         | (Completion)

Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflict Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.
  Dancing: Actions requiring coordination suffer a -1. (2 Turns)
  ANGRY: Physical attacks inflict massive damage.

Spoiler: SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS (click to show/hide)

|          |

Statuses:
  Dancing: -1 to actions requiring coordination.
  Dead: Dead.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Get the clone on making the map while I use OMEGA MOP to summon OMEGA MOP MAN!

[mastahcheese]

I think somewhere in this thing mastha pointed out the fact that there are different types of magic in the game world and maybe the other creatures will still have special types of magic?
Or remember that having a uncivilised species doesn't nessecarily mean that they won't advance technologically, well, it may but creatures in the wild have been known to solve logic puzzles both man made and organic, like bending a wire to wrap around a box of bird food for a crow, or cracking nuts with rocks.
Wait.
Dragons riding UFO's!

Magic is weird in this, and a lot of it will depend on how far people will go to preserve it/destroy it. And what people are willing to do/sacrifice, and how clever they can get.
Like I mentioned before, there are ways to prevent the loss of magic for an individual, so you can still hold onto it while the rest of the world loses it.
I'll give a couple hints that you all can speculate on.

One is in a land far away.
One is buried underground.
One is already in someone's possession.
There are more then just these.

Oh, someone earlier mentioned something about floating continents.
Just so you know, I actually already had this idea planned out, since it would eventually happen sooner or later. It likely won't happen for some time, but if it happens when I expect it too, it'll be quite refreshing.

Oh, right.
<><><>><><><Attack the forces of darkness for MAXIMUM DAMAGE