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[GreatWyrmGold]

My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.

Isn't that a meta-power?

My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.

Isn't that arbitrary?

My fifth power enables me to ignore normal logic.

That's convenient.
I'm starting to doubt that you have a second power.

[Tavik Toth]

I can summon any fictional or real character, vehicle or weapon.

[Elephant Parade]

My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.

Isn't that a meta-power?

My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.

Isn't that arbitrary?

My fifth power enables me to ignore normal logic.

That's convenient.
I'm starting to doubt that you have a second power.

My second power was to ban all meta-powers, if you forgot.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Ummm...roll to die is being restored, apparently...

That's convenient.
I'm starting to doubt that you have a second power.

Well, you could only choose one power.

I stole the powers from everyone, so they have nothing.  Since I stole them from all moments in time, no one can ever get anything without it becoming mine by principle of the power.  With my death, the powers die with me.

You do not have that power. If you did, there would be no superheroes in any reality ever. Action Comics #1 disagrees.

Okay then, just this multiverse.

[Elephant Parade]

One power, eh? My power is to gain all four of my powers instantly.

[wolfchild]

Ok I'm no longer just a badass normal, I can call bullsh*t on other people's powers

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ok I'm no longer just a badass normal, I can call bullsh*t on other people's powers

You're like Kryptonite Man to Elephant Parade!

[Elephant Parade]

Ok I'm no longer just a badass normal, I can call bullsh*t on other people's powers

You're like Kryptonite Man to Elephant Parade!

My second power originally existed to be kj's kryptonite. The third and fourth powers existed to allow the second power to exist.

[Xantalos]

...
I'll manifest as John Carpenter's The Thing.

[flabort]

I come back to life as I was at 19 years of age but with all my memories whenever I die. This takes from a couple hours to a record five weeks when I was blown to bits by a point blank nuke at a functional age of 112.

Immortality! Rawr!
And by "functional age of 112", I mean it had been 93 years since I last died.
Also, I just chronologically (not functionally) turned 672. I did spend a year basically going to bars and literally drinking myself to death, over and over, every day of the year, during my six hundred sixty sixth year (since actual DoB).

[mastahcheese]

You people never cease to amaze me.

[Elephant Parade]

Hah! You all hoped I forgot about this, didn't you?



In this chapter, Xantalos steals the quotes while Remurtha thinks he can do actions. It represents the inability of those who do not truly believe in the golden elephant to play the tuba.

Also, Xantalos, planning to add these images to the fanart section?

[Xantalos]

EVENTUALLY

[mastahcheese]

Xantalos has taken upon himself the most arduous task in this thread.

Sorting it out.

[Elephant Parade]

Shit:

October 1, 2013: Da October '13 Report is up.
Shit: May 23, 2013: Dwarf Fortress Talk #21 has been posted.
Shit: June 4, 2012: Dwarf Fortress 0.34.11 has been busted out.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.

Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.

Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.

Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.