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[Elephant Parade]

Very Clever, boys, Very clever. Mind if I hop in?

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[Coolrune206]

Thanks, guys!

[flabort]

Do I get loot from winning?

Continue defending myself from evil witches.

Maybe.

[5] You go on a witch delimbing frenzy. Hand, leg, arm, leg, head, hand, leg, arm... wait. Is it just you or are there more then one witch now? Maybe you should stop throwing the parts into the boiling pot...

Thanks, guys!

You try to move, but no-one's helped untie you yet! [6] But an errant swordswing from Remuthra's blade does remove most of them, and remove your left leg at the knee.

[Remuthra]

Mission complete! Search the body for loot.

[Coolrune206]

Cull Remurtha for my Knee!

[Remuthra]

Cull Remurtha for my Knee!

Run his still-helpless form through.

[flabort]

Cull Remurtha for my Knee!

[4]You punch Remuthra in the face, causing him to drop his sword. He does manage to grab your helmet away, though.

Mission complete! Search the body for loot.

[1] You search your comrade for loot. He forces you away with a punch. You now have an extra helmet! But you've dropped your sword.

There is a cackling, from one of the... one, two three, four, five... [1d20:10] one of the nine witches currently attacking you both. As your attention is drawn to the witches, another crawls out of the cauldron, whole. This one's arm appears to be made of steel. Another witch's face is completely metalic. A few have shiny legs. There's also a completely delimbed witch that is being hauled to the cauldron by the other witches.

[Coolrune206]

Grabby Sword and Stabby EVERYTHING in the face!

[Elephant Parade]

Confuse witches with insane troll logic!

[Remuthra]

Dive for my sword. There's no time for mentally challenged mutinous knights when there's unmurdered witches about!

[flabort]

Grabby Sword and Stabby EVERYTHING in the face!

[3] The sword allows you to hold it, but starts complaining loudly. [4] You slay several witches and a few caged animals.

Confuse witches with insane troll logic!

[1] Unfortunately, the witch gagged you when you first raided her hut, figuring you to be the loudest. [4] You work the gag loose and start to spin off logic. [2] But there's too much noise to be heard.

Dive for my sword. There's no time for mentally challenged mutinous knights when there's unmurdered witches about!

[2] You're too slow. But Coolrune206 doesn't run you through, so you're good. [5] You find a handy spear, though, decorated with all sorts of witchy talismans and feathers and stuff. [4] You throw it, and it basically decapitates 3 witches. Then returns to your hand.

[1] There are more witches then before now. And they are composed of more living iron then ever. And one of living bronze, and two of living gold. And one of a shiny blue metal, maybe candy? She's only got that on her waist down, though.
Most of the witches are laughing insanely now.

[Remuthra]

Wake up.

[Elephant Parade]

See, because the pigs are blue, I don't need to worry about noise. Continue attempts at confusion.

[flabort]

Wake up.

[4]Your brain ceases to be sluggish, and realizes something about what's happening to the witches. You dive into the cauldron!

See, because the pigs are blue, I don't need to worry about noise. Continue attempts at confusion.

[5]You get through, and the witches all stop, grasping their heads in pain; except for the witch with the blue gams. [4] She waves her arms about, and there's a flash of red light. You are flung to the roof and pinned by unseen forces. You have been hexed, and every time you speak, you'll be thrown elsewhere!

[Remuthra]

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