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[BFEL]

(Oh, good lord.)

((Do I detect your sig reflex going off? ))

[squidgen]

((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))

[Remuthra]

((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))

There are also rocks.

[Elephant Parade]

((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))

For now. Eventually, my golems will spread throughout the cave system and destroy the other cave civilizations.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(Oh, good lord.)

((Agreed.))

Mortal. What do you contact me for?

Dorf!BFEL grabs a mans wig from the cart, places it atop his power armor helmet and slicks the hair back.

"Xantalos, baby, Lord of the Void, Tormentor of Innocents and Defiler of all that is good and wholesome! How would YOU like to be the absolute, unquestionably most worshipped, and thus most powerful, god on all of Gia?? Because I can make that happen baby!*

With just a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Naming me to be the Prophet of your most DEVIOUS will (as well as any powers that come with such a position of course) I can assure you EIGHTY COPIES of "The Book of Xantalos" by next month!**

This GRUESOME tome will comprise of all the stories that show the people that Xantalos is king!
Part Bible, Part Necronomicon, and Part Biography, this tract of purest EEEEVVVVVILLLLL will be the first AND THUS THE BEST religious scripture on the planet. Bound exclusively in leather boiled right off the hides of living creatures, and WRITTEN IN BLOOD, BY BLOOD. Specifically BLOODSPAWNS! These mindlessly loyal servants will toil ENDLESSLY to produce these texts and then will toil EVEN MORE ENDLESSLY to distribute them door to door in your honor!

By my projections, within the span of a year**, you will be the most popular personality on the ENTIRE PLANET. And you know what that means! More worshippers means more sacrifices, and more souls sent screaming to entertain you on lonely nights in the void. As noted previously all this costs you is a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Prophethood!
ORDER NOW, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED.

_{*-Results not guaranteed.
**-Projections are based on no solid evidence whatsoever.}

((Note: "baby" in this context is the endearment, I'm not actually suggesting you are a infant. Think "slick movie agent"
Also note that how he conveyed asterisks into spoken conversation is beyond my knowledge, it just happened.))

GreatWyrmGold the Great Golden Wyrm: Smite this sleazy mortal!

((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))

For now. Eventually, my golems will spread throughout the cave system and destroy the other cave civilizations.

((I am firmly opposed to any kind of genocide.))

[Xantalos]

Prizes are earned, mortal.
Transform BFEL into a magma serpent.

Slaughter all those in this fortress. Then face off against the first of your kind. Should you survive, you will be my prophet. If not, then you will be forgotten.

BFEL has been given the directive to kill every sentient in the fortress, saving Xantaserpent for last. Should he survive he will be granted prophethood.

[BFEL]

Prizes are earned, mortal.
Transform BFEL into a magma serpent.

Slaughter all those in this fortress. Then face off against the first of your kind. Should you survive, you will be my prophet. If not, then you will be forgotten.

BFEL has been given the directive to kill every sentient in the fortress, saving Xantaserpent for last. Should he survive he will be granted prophethood.

((Er...well that's not quite what I imagined
I mean for one thing will my power armor transform as well? I need that for the whole "bloodspawn" thing. Its also quite good for the surviving thing.
As for facing off against "the first of my kind"....that would be myself I was the first living thing on Gia in fact (other then gods and whatnot)

I'm not complaining about the magmasnakification, that wouldn't really bother me much, just a few logistics issues with it.))

[Dorsidwarf]

'First of your kind' he was referring to DOOMMANTLESERPENT!Xantalos

[BFEL]

'First of your kind' he was referring to DOOMMANTLESERPENT!Xantalos

OOOOOOOOOHHHH I GET IT NOW.
Still wanna know if my armor will also transform, that's kinda important given the ****Promises I made

[mastahcheese]

I'd assume that your artifact power armor would prevent you from shape changing to a form that wouldn't fit inside of it.

Seeing as how you are currently wearing the thing.

[Remuthra]

DESTROY SOMETHING WITH THE POWER OF MY HATE!

[BFEL]

I'd assume that your artifact power armor would prevent you from shape changing to a form that wouldn't fit inside of it.

Seeing as how you are currently wearing the thing.

So what you are saying, as the GM, is that Artifacts>Will of The Gods. Well that's weird. Also kinda awesome.

[Xantalos]

I'd assume that your artifact power armor would prevent you from shape changing to a form that wouldn't fit inside of it.

Seeing as how you are currently wearing the thing.

So what you are saying, as the GM, is that Artifacts>Will of The Gods. Well that's weird. Also kinda awesome.

...
If/when he gets out the armor, he turns into a magma snake. Otherwise no deal.

[mastahcheese]

What I'm saying is that artifacts are both above and beneath the gods.

And they are either at random times.

So you can never be completely sure.

Really, it's up to the dice to decide.

[Xantalos]

What I'm saying is that artifacts are both above and beneath the gods.

And they are either at random times.

So you can never be completely sure.

Really, it's up to the dice to decide.

Xantagod: Eat the dice
Still, that's yer dillema, BFEL. Keep the armor, or gain prophethood and possibly have the armor reworked to be magma snake shaped if you win.